If You See Your Kids Sitting In THIS Position, Stop Them!
Children like to sit around while doing things, and since they’re learning, they tend to sit in whatever position is easiest and most convenient for them. Recently, the U.S. Department of Family Values have noticed that particular position, the go-to position for children, can actually be extremely harmful to them in later life. This position is often referred to as the “W” sitting position, as the fanning out of the legs creates a W.
This position is extremely common for children due to the stability it provides. Since their legs are fanned out, they are given a significant amount of support with the least amount of effort possible. Unfortunately, it comes with many potential problems. These problems include, but are not limited to, thigh gap (no, you really don’t want your daughter to look like this), muscular dystrophy, cerebral palsy, and other serious mobility problems.
At a first glance, the W position might look like a harmless yoga pose. The extreme twisting and bending of the hip joints are actually a type of silent masturbation. There is solid Scriptural support for the danger of this.
Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
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Hebrews 13:4
If you ever see your kids sitting in the W position, spank him immediately!
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
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Proverbs 23:13
Muscular dystrophy is fatal. Imagine what will happen if this happens to 1 kid in 88 just like autism, thanks to the trendy W position. The U.S. population is 322,583,006, and 1/88 of that is 3.67 millions. Almost
four MILLION lives are at risk. And liberals got upset by a handful of illegals blowing up if we mine the Mexican border.