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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 02-11-2016, 03:06 PM

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An old joo? President of God's favorite country?



But he is an old white man and all presidents of Babylon except one have been old white men. Hilary Clinton is not an old white man as far as we know and the Republicans are running mostly Mexicans, a Black man and Donald Trump.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 02-11-2016, 06:14 PM

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Do not grieve Sistren. Senator Bernie Sanders is to be the next President of America. He is for the Black man and for the people. I am pledged to vote for him and he is pledged to provide a larger stipend as well as a position for myself. Everything is going to be free and the rich will finally have to pay their fair share.
I am offended by this darkie who wants to take money from the job creators who pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, and put that money in the hands of nigras, atheists, and people who are too lazy to work.


Colossians 3:23 "And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men;"


Proverbs 13:4 "The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat."



Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 02-12-2016, 08:06 PM

Girl Scout Cookies, Girl Scouts, and the wine moms who run their little feminazi-troops-in-training clubs.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 02-14-2016, 02:48 AM

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Girl Scout Cookies, Girl Scouts, and the wine moms who run their little feminazi-troops-in-training clubs.
I've heard through the grape vine that girl scouts are trained by their own mothers on how to pleasure other women in their troop Its like lesbian boot camp!


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 02-20-2016, 03:56 PM

This is referring to another topic, about The website Jesus-is -savior.

Dear Levil, Jones

I don’t know the Guy, but I just stumbled on your site to see what you were talking about, So far all I see in your article is that, you were saying do not go on that website, it’s a hating site. And you are doing the same thing against him. Plus you have no details with your claims, and have you consider the facts, before you judged him, did you think that maybe he was right about some stuff . In addition to that, you are using so much energy and strength to go after this guys, when you could use that strength to go against the principalities in high places that are deceiving many. Don’t you see what they are teaching our children in school. The schools have become the Devil’s playground and the church is hiding its lights under the bushel. Are so blind that you can’t see that. Romans 1 Declared the wrath of God is coming soon. Where are the Pastor, preachers to warn the people? I'll take him one hundred times over those so call lukewarm pastors. Jesus said as many as I love I rebuke and chastise, be ye zealous therefore and repent

Are you one of those water down Gospel preachers who thinks it’s wrong to preach against sin? Or maybe he has convicted your heart, that’s why you are pissed off.

Anyway somebody needs to exposed sin, if you can’t do it keep quiet and stop helping the Devil out, if the guy is not against Christ he is for Christ. Whether the Gospel is preach in pretense or in offense, nevertheless Christ is preached. If you were so busy about the kingdom business your energy would have gone in the street warning people about sin the very thing Christ died for to save us from sin not in sin. That’s my word to you.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 02-20-2016, 04:06 PM

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This is referring to another topic, about The website Jesus-is -savior.

Dear Levil, Jones

I don’t know the Guy, but I just stumbled on your site to see what you were talking about, So far all I see in your article is that, you were saying do not go on that website, it’s a hating site. And you are doing the same thing against him. Plus you have no details with your claims, and have you consider the facts, before you judged him, did you think that maybe he was right about some stuff . In addition to that, you are using so much energy and strength to go after this guys, when you could use that strength to go against the principalities in high places that are deceiving many. Don’t you see what they are teaching our children in school. The schools have become the Devil’s playground and the church is hiding its lights under the bushel. Are so blind that you can’t see that. Romans 1 Declared the wrath of God is coming soon. Where are the Pastor, preachers to warn the people? I'll take him one hundred times over those so call lukewarm pastors. Jesus said as many as I love I rebuke and chastise, be ye zealous therefore and repent

Are you one of those water down Gospel preachers who thinks it’s wrong to preach against sin? Or maybe he has convicted your heart, that’s why you are pissed off.

Anyway somebody needs to exposed sin, if you can’t do it keep quiet and stop helping the Devil out, if the guy is not against Christ he is for Christ. Whether the Gospel is preach in pretense or in offense, nevertheless Christ is preached. If you were so busy about the kingdom business your energy would have gone in the street warning people about sin the very thing Christ died for to save us from sin not in sin. That’s my word to you.

Welcome, Louis. I am quite confused by your comment and I have no idea what you are referencing. Also, though it may seem to some unusual coming from me, your extreme overuse and misuse of the comma is quite disconcerting. The comma is a useful tool and one that is widely ignored, but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

Why don't you tell us about your experiences with Jesus, how you found Him, His effect on your life, the names of your congregation and Pastor and such other facts that may prove efficacious in assisting our understanding of you.

God Bless!


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 02-21-2016, 03:20 AM

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 02-21-2016, 03:34 AM

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 02-25-2016, 03:35 PM

What offends me most are those slobbering atheists who chose to be autistic and think the earth is round


Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 03-02-2016, 05:54 PM

I am offended by those who would wrongfully deem me a satanist.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 03-02-2016, 06:51 PM

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I am offended by those who would wrongfully deem me a satanist.
Friend, I am so sorry to hear, that you have people in your life that wrongfully deems you a satanist. That kind on ignorance is saddening.
You will find no such people here.

We are Bible following Christians, so we see right away that you are not a Christian. That of course means that you are against Jesus and that makes you a satanist. As you see, we rightfully deem you a satanist, not wrongfully like some people apparently do.

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I am offended by those who would wrongfully deem me a satanist.
Excuse me, put how many posts and threads have you made so far about satanic music and topics? And now you want to whine about us judging you with righteous judgement? Hogwash!

Son, think about what lead you here to our forum. If you're really honest with yourself, I think you'll see that Jesus is trying to welcome you into His Arms. Don't be shy. Open up and accept the fullness of His Love!


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I am offended by those who would wrongfully deem me a satanist.

You should feel blessed that you are being persecuted. You should revel in it.


2 Timothy 3:12


“Yea, and all that will liue godly in Christ Iesus, shall suffer persecution.”


Mark 10:30


“But hee shall receiue an hundred fold now in this time, houses, and brethren, and sisters, and mothers, and children, and lands, with persecutions; and in the world to come eternall life:”


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 05-29-2016, 09:39 PM

Ethnic foods? Your kidding, right? Ethnic foods are AWESOME! Especially tacos, pasta, and anything at an Asian buffet (excluding sushi ) Also, what's wrong with the color purple?
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 05-29-2016, 11:59 PM

I'm deeply offended by unsaved trash puking all over this forum, just senselessly hopping from one thread to another without any thought whatsoever.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 05-30-2016, 12:50 AM

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Ethnic foods? Your kidding, right? Ethnic foods are AWESOME! Especially tacos, pasta, and anything at an Asian buffet (excluding sushi ) Also, what's wrong with the color purple?
Hello Slightly less aware,

Your comment saddens me. Even though Pastafarians and Ninjas don´t mix very well, at least I can admit sushi and sashimi are great sustenance.



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Hello Slightly less aware,

Your comment saddens me. Even though Pastafarians and Ninjas don´t mix very well, at least I can admit sushi and sashimi are great sustenance.



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I don't get it. All I am seeing are variously colored globs of phlegm and a wad of chewed bubblegum on the far left. Is this some sort of homosexual expressionist art?


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 05-30-2016, 10:39 AM

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I don't get it. All I am seeing are variously colored globs of phlegm and a wad of chewed bubblegum on the far left. Is this some sort of homosexual expressionist art?
Hello Des,

Perhaps you could show this picture to your Asian staff, with a bit of luck they know how to prepare it. You might find the taste quite agreeable. If the sushi in the picture I posted doesn´t make you happy, you could try some other types:



Kind regards,

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 05-30-2016, 02:52 PM

I'm offended by pistachio ice cream. What's wrong with good old-fashioned American vanilla ice cream?


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 06-22-2016, 01:30 AM

Your policies, manipulation, brainwashing, and discrimination. Your superior, racist, homophobic attitudes that blatantly ignore one small thing: we are all global citizens. We ALL have equal rights. Race, gender, colour, sexuality - we are HUMANS. Not toys, not animals, not slaves... HUMANS.

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