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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-14-2009, 03:20 AM

BTW, Brother Percy, I'm sorry for your experience. Nobody should have to deal with such filth left on their street. I was quite offended when I found one on a stage I was performing on that night. That being said, I really don't see how it is a threat from homosexuals. Condoms are not strictly gay territory, any many people would have the indecency or gall to leave such things out in public.
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-14-2009, 04:02 AM

What kind of sick performances are you doing where you find used condoms on stage??!!??!


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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-14-2009, 04:08 AM

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What kind of sick performances are you doing where you find used condoms on stage??!!??!
I was a part of the Kingston Improv Games, it was one of the final competitions. It was being held in a University's main theater complex.
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I was a part of the Kingston Improv Games, it was one of the final competitions. It was being held in a University's main theater complex.
Seeing as I know nothing about that, I assume that you were in the Lysistrata competition?


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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-14-2009, 04:27 AM

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Seeing as I know nothing about that, I assume that you were in the Lysistrata competition?
I don't know what that is. Essentially, improv performances involve random variables given by the audience or moderators. An example: for what we called a 'theme' event a group of twelve of us would be on stage. The moderators would choose a topic - ours that night was 'order' - and in four minutes the twelve of us would act out various scenes exploring the idea of order, or what's related to it. In another, 'Life', we were to improvise a scene based on a life altering event chosen by the moderator. Improv theater is a test of one's ability to think on their feet and work with others.
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-14-2009, 04:38 AM

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I don't know what that is. Essentially, improv performances involve random variables given by the audience or moderators. An example: for what we called a 'theme' event a group of twelve of us would be on stage. The moderators would choose a topic - ours that night was 'order' - and in four minutes the twelve of us would act out various scenes exploring the idea of order, or what's related to it. In another, 'Life', we were to improvise a scene based on a life altering event chosen by the moderator. Improv theater is a test of one's ability to think on their feet and work with others.
It's a qweer thing isn't it. Like dressing up?


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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-14-2009, 04:39 AM

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It's a qweer thing isn't it. Like dressing up?
No... one of the teams we were playing against was from the Catholic school, actually.
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-14-2009, 04:41 AM

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No... one of the teams we were playing against was from the Catholic school, actually.
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How do you keep score in an improv dance competition?


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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-14-2009, 04:46 AM

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Holy Cross was not a school to engage in what it saw as more questionable extra-curricular programs.

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How do you keep score in an improv dance competition?
Three moderators scored out of 100 based on originality, attention to subject, entertainment value and coherency. Well, entertainment in all except Life, as that event was supposed to be true-to-life. In that case, entertainment was switched out for believability.
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-14-2009, 04:54 AM

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Holy Cross was not a school to engage in what it saw as more questionable extra-curricular programs.



Three moderators scored out of 100 based on originality, attention to subject, entertainment value and coherency. Well, entertainment in all except Life, as that event was supposed to be true-to-life. In that case, entertainment was switched out for believability.
That is a familiar scoring system for some reason.


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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-14-2009, 05:03 AM

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That is a familiar scoring system for some reason.
Have you ever seen Whose Line is it Anyway?? That was a televised improv show. There are other improv shows with scoring like I laid out, though they tend to be more regional, since improv is not very popular.
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-15-2009, 01:53 PM

Brother Percy checking in. Just to let everyone know I'm alive, and well. Thankfully I managed to avoid getting AIDS. Just being tested here at Landover Satanic Disease Control Centre for any other STD's those faggots might have given me, but the AIDS test came back negative. A HUGE relief to me, as I didn't want to turn gay.

I thought it would be negative anyways, as I haven't had any homosexual urges or though about raping another man, which are the first signs of AIDS. I also made sure to choose a proper True Christian AIDS testing centre. It's a well known fact that when going to all other supposed 'normal' Doctors, or so-called 'Family Planning' Centres to have an AIDS test will actually GIVE YOU AIDS!

Yes, they use dirty needles that have already been 'tested' on AIDS-infested fags, and those places are rife with homosexuals and deviants.

Thank the Lord for protecting me from queer-diseases!
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-15-2009, 03:42 PM

Thank GOD brother Percy, we were all very worried about you!

Will you be returning home or will you be looking for a safer place to live?



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Thank GOD brother Percy, we were all very worried about you!

Will you be returning home or will you be looking for a safer place to live?

I don't think I can return home, Bob. I left the place in a bit of a mess...



It was a bit chaotic, but the only way to get out safely.

You know, that used to be a really great area to live. But now it's infested with homersexuals I won't be going back. It's a sad state of affairs when you suggest to people about having 'Homo-Free Zones', and they look at you like you're some sort of bigot.

I also took your advice, and torched my car, just to be sure there were no queers in there waiting to get me.

But I'm safe now, and that's the main thing. And yes, I will most definetly be looking for a safe AIDS-free place to live.
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Your insurance is going to cover the cost of your car, right?


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Your insurance is going to cover the cost of your car, right?
Well you would assume so, wouldn't you?

But I guess the guy on the phone must've been one of the dumbest people on the face of this Earth. No matter how many times I explained it to him, he just couldn't understand why finding a used condom in my driveway, led to me dousing the car in gasoline, and setting it alight???

Then I asked him is he was a queer, and he just hung up on me.
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Well you would assume so, wouldn't you?

But I guess the guy on the phone must've been one of the dumbest people on the face of this Earth. No matter how many times I explained it to him, he just couldn't understand why finding a used condom in my driveway, led to me dousing the car in gasoline, and setting it alight???

Then I asked him is he was a queer, and he just hung up on me.
You're kidding me? People are so rude and judgmental now. What, did he expect you to let the car just sit there and be health hazard?



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But I guess the guy on the phone must've been one of the dumbest people on the face of this Earth. No matter how many times I explained it to him, he just couldn't understand why finding a used condom in my driveway, led to me dousing the car in gasoline, and setting it alight???
Well you set the damn car alight, idiot, so of course you wont get any insurance money. Not to mention that the rest of the world is not mentally ill.
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 01-25-2009, 07:25 PM

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Thankfully I managed to avoid getting AIDS. Just being tested here at Landover Satanic Disease Control Centre for any other STD's those faggots might have given me, but the AIDS test came back negative.
I'm so glad you got out alive, Brother Percy!

I don't want to "rain on your parade", as it were, but unfortunately, the "window period" for the virus being detected in your system is 10 years

I had an idea, though. One way to battle garden slugs is to leave out saucers of beer. The slugs are attracted to them, drink their fill, and then fall in. You then remove them from the saucers in the morning, while they sleep in drunken stupor.

TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM GAYS: Arrange rings of fancy homo drinks (such as Cosmopolitans and Blue Margaritas) around your home. The nighthawk homosexuals will stop to dink them as they sneak closer and closer during the night, and with any luck, pass out. You can then "deal with them" on a 1-on-1 basis as they slumber through the morning.
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