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Default Re: The "Poor" Can Live Like Kings on $4.50 a Day. - 11-13-2013, 03:38 PM

I think there is a moral problem with clipping coupons. It gives people the impression they can get something for nothing, something they don't have to work for. The next step in their reasoning is a government handout.

The best training in the world, either for children or uneducated adults, is to learn the culinary skills necessary for rice and beans. Rice and beans three times a day will keep one well fed and within budget.

When people get tired of rice and beans, they will get a job. The logic of this is right there in front of us.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: The "Poor" Can Live Like Kings on $4.50 a Day. - 11-14-2013, 03:20 AM

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I think there is a moral problem with clipping coupons. It gives people the impression they can get something for nothing, something they don't have to work for. The next step in their reasoning is a government handout.

The best training in the world, either for children or uneducated adults, is to learn the culinary skills necessary for rice and beans. Rice and beans three times a day will keep one well fed and within budget.

When people get tired of rice and beans, they will get a job. The logic of this is right there in front of us.
Which reminds me: The next time I find a coupon in the collection plate, I swear to Christ I'm going to have DNA tests done on it, find out who put it in there, and send Brother BJ and his boys in security over to give you the beating of your life. Because Jesus said I could!


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Default Re: The "Poor" Can Live Like Kings on $4.50 a Day. - 11-14-2013, 07:39 PM

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Which reminds me: The next time I find a coupon in the collection plate, I swear to Christ I'm going to have DNA tests done on it,
So you believe in DNA tests?

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If it is traced back to you, you will be sued for initiating a crime.


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Default Re: The "Poor" Can Live Like Kings on $4.50 a Day. - 07-14-2016, 08:08 PM

Mr. Mayor, I hope the poor have learned how to live on a short stipend every day without complaining. I think one thing that will Make America Great Again is general humility, and no one needs a reminder to be humble like the poor. If they can just bite their tongues and be grateful once in a while, maybe Jesus will stop ignoring them and extend His Hand to attend to their needs, too.


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