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Default Star Wars, The Last Jedi: A Biblical Rebuke or Why I Will Never Watch This Movie and Neither Should You - 01-01-2018, 02:18 AM

As a mother to many, I often receive requests from my children to see movies. My children have an ample selection of movies to watch, from the Left Behind series to reenactments of the Life of Christ as recorded in the Gospels in painstaking detail to dialog, there’s no reason to taint their little brains with spiritual garbage. For this reason, I won’t be supporting Star Wars, The Last Jedi, and neither should you. If you are a parent you may recall watching these movies in the theaters with your parents or friends with fond memories. I urge you to resist the temptation to share this as a bonding opportunity with your own children. There is no such thing as experiencing the magic again for the first time.

I’ve taken the time to compile a few problems with this spiritually repulsive movie, and Biblical rebukes to use against those who ask if you’ve seen it yet. I encourage anyone to join me and my children outside the various AMC theaters in Des Moines to yell Bible verses and hurl rebuking stones at patrons of this movie. Please PM or call me if you wish to carpool. We have reserved 14 church vans that can seat at least 13 people and 20 average sized stoning buckets.

1. The “Force” is powerful and can affect the laws of physics, but it is not like the Holy Ghost, as it is not personal. It’s more like magnetism which can be used regardless of the moral value of the work. Relying on science to explain the natural world is misleading and dangerous. [Danger: Science and Atheism]



What does the Holy Bible Say?
Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust,
avoiding profane and vain babblings,
and oppositions of science falsely so called
1 Timothy 6:20
2. The Darth religion represents capitalism as an ugly, selfish way to be stewards of the land and its resources. [Danger: Marxist and Atheist]


What does the Holy Bible Say?
For even when we were with you, this we
commanded you,
that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
2 Thessalonians 3:10
3. Jar Jar Binks, an obvious analogy to a Rastafarian Negro, is seen as a Redeemer. [Danger: Worshiping False Gods]



What does the Holy Bible Say?
For there is one God, and one mediator
between God and men,
the man Christ Jesus;
1 Timothy 2:5
4. This movie features a female heroine. The strongest and most righteous characters are all women while the evil characters are all white men. [Danger: Feminism]


What does the Holy Bible Say?
Wives, submit yourselves
unto your own husbands,
as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:22
5. All white, traditional leaders are portrayed as corrupt men. They lose their authority to younger, racially and sexually diverse millennials. [Danger: Progressivism]



What does the Holy Bible Say?
Beware of false prophets,
which come to you in sheep’s clothing,
but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Matthew 7:15
6. Luke Skywalker, the hero of the older and wiser generation, is portrayed as an out-of-date, irrelevant, embarrassing alcoholic uncle begrudgingly tolerated by the younger generation only at holidays, much like Christmas. [Danger: Atheism]



What does the Holy Bible Say?
Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head,
and honour the face of the old man,
and fear thy God:
I am the Lord.
Leviticus 19:32
8. There is no central plot to the movie - you make up whatever lesson makes you feel good [Relativism]



What does the Holy Bible Say?
In those days there was no king in Israel:
every man did that which was right
in his own eyes.
Judges 21:25
9. It stars known Hollywood Obamaradicals like Carrie Fisher who wish to see virtues like loyalty and patriotism dishonored. [Anti-Trump and Anti-American]


What does the Holy Bible Say?
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers.
For there is no power but of God:
the powers that be are ordained of God.
Romans 13:1






Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Rebuke Re: Star Wars, The Last Jedi: A Biblical Rebuke or Why I Will Never Watch This Movie and Neither Should Yo - 01-01-2018, 04:59 AM



Thank you Sister, for the timely warning. Of course, I shall never ever watch this film. If I may, I'd like to add one tiny detail that has giganormous repercussions on innocent chaste youth!

Warning. Spoilers ahead. Only a True Christian™ can see the following image without being spoiled (Colossians 2:8) and stained by sin!



The beast depicted above is a four-breasted transvestitish abomination, whose milk the protagonist Puke Skywalker is forced to drink. I obtained these data from a 'fan site'. This contradicts God's Word Big Time!

Hebrews 5:13
For every one that useth milk is unskilful in the word of righteousness: for he is a babe.

Genesis 49:12
His eyes shall be red with wine, and his teeth white with milk.

Apparently, this reptilian milk was green and not white. I rest my case.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Star Wars, The Last Jedi: A Biblical Rebuke or Why I Will Never Watch This Movie and Neither Should Yo - 01-01-2018, 05:32 PM

Who wants to watch Star Wars anyway? I want a full scale movie series that covers the holy Bible! But I guess Hellywood isn't interested in that.
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Default Re: Star Wars, The Last Jedi: A Biblical Rebuke or Why I Will Never Watch This Movie and Neither Should Yo - 01-01-2018, 07:32 PM

I have not seen this movie and I never plan to. I already know that it's going to be a pile of garbage.


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Default Re: Star Wars, The Last Jedi: A Biblical Rebuke or Why I Will Never Watch This Movie and Neither Should Yo - 01-18-2018, 01:05 PM

I won't let this or any science fiction movie into my home! Praise Jesus for Vinnie's standing up to this so called friend who tried to give him some of this "Sci Fi" trash. Not only is this friend not allowed to be friends with Vinnie anymore, Vinnie took it a step further and stoned this juvenile sinner!
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