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Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-18-2016, 01:44 AM
It is astonishing that a man of this calibre has yet to be called to the side of Jesus and as such the entire human race is beholden to our Lord and Saviour for giving us Pope Francis in the first place and letting him live, work and walk amongst us to this very day.
While a billion plus Catholics pray every day for his continued good health and brilliant leadership, there are still many folks who have yet to realise just how important to society His Holiness is. Obviously, he is God's chosen representative on earth but beyond that he is the living embodiment of piety, grace, compassion and composure... the perfect example of a Christian life well lived.
As we prepare to celebrate the birth of Baby Jesus this might be a fine time for Baptwits and the like to make the connection between our Saviour's time on earth, the life of Pope Francis and the striking similarities.
Any reasonable reflection on these remarkable lives can only serve to bring one to the clear conclusion that His Church, built on the rock of St. Peter, is the path to Heaven and how better to exemplify that than the life of a saint in the making right before our eyes.
A merry Christmas to all of your Landovarians and perhaps the new year will bring a few of you to your religious senses. Look around you. Let your eyes see the truth of your sad 'leadership' and then gaze longingly at the kind of life Pope Francis has lived, the kind of example he and all of the Popes before have set and ask yourself why you sit on hay-bails each week listening to preachers who spend most of their time trying to make bail on swindling charges when you could be celebrating the life and words of Jesus in the manner of Pope Francis and a billion proper Christians.
https://cruxnow.com/cna/2016/12/17/p...ng-romes-poor/
Bless you, my mundane malversationists,
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-18-2016, 04:16 AM
We are to celebrate this man who has lived for 80 years and not fathered one soldier for Jesus? The Pope should not be celebrating, he should be apologizing.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-18-2016, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
We are to celebrate this man who has lived for 80 years and not fathered one soldier for Jesus? The Pope should not be celebrating, he should be apologizing.
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Amen, Brother Mayor and it just gets worse from there. The list of sins and depravity that this man has carried on for decade after decade, in service not to God but to Satan, is nearly endless. It is a record of idolatry and vain self enrichment rarely seen. He is the leader of the largest pedophile organization in the world and the largest taker of protection money, too. Hundreds of millions of Roman idol worshippers pay tithes to him, believing they can buy their way into Heaven, as he sits on his golden throne at the Vatican in God forsaken Rome, Italy.
Soon, this pope will find his seat in the Lake of Fire, that place of fire and brimstone which knows no quenching. For now, the prancing, limp wristed priests of the Roman whore can have their party, but soon, they will all pay the price. Our's is an angry God, stern and unyielding; cruel and yet just. His word is that Hell awaits the unrepentant sinner. There is no appeal and there are no pardons, save through Jesus.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-18-2016, 07:39 AM
Sister Frances may have achieved popatry, but this does not make her life a cause celebre. No, not when less than a mile from the Vatican one can find poverty and hunger, homelessness and suffering. Does Frances go to them other than to wash a few feet now and then? (Well once, anyway)
In contrast, the gated city of Freehold reaches out to the unwashed sinners that reside in the shadows of guarded towers and searchlights with vicious pit bulls and well trained snipers. We have a pastor who denies himself many luxuries and provides assistance to the children of the Philippines (housing, food, recreation, and love). Does Sister Frances reach out to children? Well - I suppose she does, but that's a very different and very vile situation as opposed to what the pastor(s) of LBC do with the youth.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that the people of Rome have chosen to live in squalor because of supporting the catholic regime. As a former papist, I invested in the lie of Catholicism by paying a tax out of my earnings each week. I bought statues and rosaries and scapulars and tons of books about the saints. All of that money went to buy dresses for Sister Joanna Pauline 2 and wine for the Vatican baseball team, the cardinals.
But all that aside, I won't consider myself lucky to walk in the same world with Sister Frances until she realizes how vain and selfish she is to not tithe to the Landover Baptist Church. How can she collect all this money and not share it with Ezekiel and all the other caring, loving pastors here? I ask you again: How? Aha. You have no response. And even if you do, I won't listen, because I know the truth and the truth sets me free.
Perhaps one day the LORD will open your eyes, Father Mo. I pray that it is not too late, because to my knowledge, most vestments are not fireproof.
COME, LORD JESUS!
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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-18-2016, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
***cult stuff removed*** While a billion plus Catholics pray every day for his continued good health and brilliant leadership, there are still many folks who have yet to realise just how important to society His Holiness is. Obviously, he is God's chosen representative on earth but beyond that he is the living embodiment of piety, grace, compassion and composure... the perfect example of a Christian life well lived. ***more cult stuff removed***
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Mr. Lester,
Had you ever studied the Bible you'd stumbled upon this powerful verse!
Matthew 18:6
But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Let us see how this refers to Pope Frances, the Chief Cultist! Below you can see some images that depict the birthday presents given to His Hollowness on this sad day...
Exhibit one. A new boytoy. Look at Frances's smug face as it contemplates the future uses of this specimen.
Exhibit two. Another new boytoy. Look at the evil grin on Frances's face as it contemplates how to abuse this specimen.
Exhibit three. Yet another new boytoy. Look at the radiant wickedness on Frances's face as it contemplates the size and fit of this specimen.
Please, Mr. Lester. Repent before it's too late. You know that Jesus is not going to spare you if you continue dismissing His commandments!
Luke 19:27
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-18-2016, 04:50 PM
From an a source I cannot disclose, I received a copy of this painting displayed in the Pope's apartment. I shows a strong affection for decadent pagan life. You will note a man laying on the steps looking up under the robes of other men. His gaze is fixed on the male organs of another homer man:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-18-2016, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
From an a source I cannot disclose, I received a copy of this painting displayed in the Pope's apartment. I shows a strong affection for decadent pagan life. You will note a man laying on the steps looking up under the robes of other men. His gaze is fixed on the male organs of another homer man:
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To the right of the homer is another one apparently shaving his legs. This is disgusting. I think the person next to that one is teaching him how to do it properly. And notice the person leaning on the chest in the front of this photograph: that is likely a Catholic, turning a blind eye to the pagan, sodomite goings-on behind him. Lord save us.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-18-2016, 05:56 PM
Did anyone click the papist's hyperlink? In it there was another link where the fawning cascade of birthday humbuggery had its origins revealed.
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Latin: Papafranciscus80@vatican.va
Italian: PapaFrancesco80@vatican.va
Spanish/Portuguese: PapaFrancisco80@vatican.va
English: PopeFrancis80@vatican.va
French: PapeFrancois80@vatican.va
German: PapstFranziskus80@vatican.va
Polish: PapiezFranciszek80@vatican.va
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What is the purpose of that little list? Across the world a clarion call went out.
MATTHEW 23:9 And call none your father upon earth; for one is your father, who is in heaven.
Douay-Rheims .. READ KJV HERE
In the words of the link: “The Vatican is also promoting the Pope’s birthday on social media…For those who want to send Pope Francis a note, they can write to him at the following email addresses” and I checked out a dictionary which told me that a pope is the Bishop of Rome and thereby the world leader of the Catholic Church; that the word comes from the Latin papa, which means “father” and that new popes are expected to choose and announce a regnal, or reign name, which is the formal name used during his time as pope. It added that monarchs practice a similar tradition when they inherit a throne.
The quote from Jesus is shown from the Douay-Rheims catholic translation to demonstrate that even by their own corrupt standard they do THE EXACT OPPOSITE of what Jesus commanded. Not only does pope mean father but every idolatrous priest arrogates the title to himself as well it's enough to make you sick.
Jesus did not stop with the sentence about fathers. He went on to reveal just how the ostentatious humility of this geriatric buffoon exposes his real motivation.
MATTHEW 23:11 He that is the greatest among you shall be your servant.
Douay-Rheims .. READ KJV HERE
By serving breakfast to some homeless people our octogenarian freak is claiming to be the greatest among men. Or at least among catholics. But we know that he also claims to be the greatest among orthodox churches as well, a claim they reject. But it's still a claim that's made. How can we be certain? Well, when Bergoglio was elevated to the acme of his humility did he sell off the excessively gem encrusted accessories? No. He could construct the meanest hovel or dig a hole in the ground and live there but have the artworks been auctioned? The Palaces? No. And whether he uses them or crouches down hopping toad-like the limousines are parked up ready at the drop of an eggshell hat. So when this most superlative of liars declares poverty, announces humbleness, we know the reality.
We know because Jesus has told us.
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-18-2016, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
To the right of the homer is another one apparently shaving his legs. This is disgusting. I think the person next to that one is teaching him how to do it properly. And notice the person leaning on the chest in the front of this photograph: that is likely a Catholic, turning a blind eye to the pagan, sodomite goings-on behind him. Lord save us.
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I just noticed what is going on in the upper left of the photograph. A prized naked male is being auctioned off to other men by a pimp. It's time for Catholics to wake up to what this Pope is all about.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-18-2016, 08:39 PM
Brother Mr. Mayor,
Thank you for pointing that out as well. Did you notice the biceps on that guy? So cut, so sinewy. I had to stare at it for about 20 minutes to see if the rest of his body is similarly ripped. I can only imagine that his v-shaped torso is completed with a tight, bubble butt and bulging thigh and calf muscles. How revolting indeed.
Christian artists would never color something like this. God will indeed judge whoever is responsible for this. I am going to try to get a copy of it. For ministry purposes.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-19-2016, 12:43 AM
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Thank you for pointing that out as well.
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And in between the bidder and the lot did you notice the relief carving depicted OF MUSLIM HEAVEN!! I've added some contrast in the attached image. And this is in the pope's bedroom or something is it?
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-19-2016, 07:43 AM
I'm still looking for that place in the Bible (KJV1611) where Jesus says - "hey, don't roast that goat over an open wood fire - it puts CO2 into the atmosphere and will lead to Global Warming and melt the polar ice caps and flood your coastal cities". In fact, I don't recall Jesus complaining anywhere that it was either too warm or too cold - and Jesus did complain about quite a few things.
I'm sure that if the pope were around in Old Testament times he would have encouraged the Jews to let the Amalekites into their country with an open border policy (and no doubt to secure the blessings of "multi- culturalism") instead of obeying God's command to wipe the troublesome little pests into extinction.
So now we have the "celebrity" pope (aka so called "vicar of Christ") going around preaching Glo-Bull Warming (scripture please?) from the Vatican (world sodomy headquarters). Sure, the limousine LIEberals love him - riding around in his pope-moble, and jet setting around the globe - with not one mention of Jesus, and the only place where it might be a little too warm is the Lake of Fire (but nobody is going there anyway - according to the pope). Indeed, for all the celebrity he might as well move the Vatican to Hellywood - he'd be right at home.
I can't quite figure out who is the greater dope - the pope or the Dolly Llama.
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Pope's academy tells priests to teach global warming
Andrew Bolt, Herald Sun
December 10, 2016 2:33pm
Once the Catholic Church decreed the sun revolved around the earth. Now this mad Pope is at it again.
New priests to learn about global warming as part of formation...
The Catholic Church is intimately concerned about climate change. The Vatican’s Pontifical Academy of Sciences is the world’s oldest, longest running scientific mission. That body, which advises the pope on matters of science, has concluded that global climate change is real and is caused, at least in significant part, by human activity.
This is important to the Church because creation care is part of our mission. We are called to be stewards of creation. It’s also important because climate change can exacerbate the ills of poverty. Poor people in much of the world are the most vulnerable to changes...
Unfortunately, the issue is politicized. In the late 1970s, when the issue threatened the financial interests of the fossil fuel industry, the political lobbies, chiefly in the United States, financed a massive political disinformation campaign to manufacture the illusion of dissent within the scientific community.
We know because this manipulation of public opinion has been caught and documented. The fossil fuel industry funds nearly all of the climate change skeptics, going so far as to commission questionable studies, to financing think tanks, and even paying individual bloggers. The deception continues today...
But what does this have to do with the Church?
The Church has a responsibility to care for people, and the environment. And care for one is also care for the other.
Now updated guidelines for the formation of clergy says new priests should understand this as well:
“Protecting the environment and caring for our common home — the Earth, belong fully to the Christian outlook on man and reality. Priests should be “promoters of an appropriate care for everything connected to the protection of creation.”
The new guidelines suggest that in the future, priests will also have a good grasp of the global climate change problem and will share this with their congregation.
This Pope is trying to turn the church to the worship of a new god: Gaia.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/blogs/an...e8d9544637e0cf
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-19-2016, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
It is astonishing that a man of this calibre has yet to be called to the side of Jesus and as such the entire human race is beholden to our Lord and Saviour for giving us Pope Francis in the first place and letting him live, work and walk amongst us to this very day..
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Pass me the sick-bag, Alice...
This seems too akin to worshiping a human rather than God. (Oh, wait... that's what you do with Mary...) This fulsome praise, like honey running down velvet curtains and is an abomination in the sight of the Lord.
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-26-2016, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
We are to celebrate this man who has lived for 80 years and not fathered one soldier for Jesus? The Pope should not be celebrating, he should be apologizing.
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Those Catholics breed like bunny rabbits, though. For every one baby Flaccid Francis failed to father, I'm sure there are dozens that were birthed by his various female relatives.
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-27-2016, 06:28 PM
Pornographic trash like this needs to be destroyed ASAP.
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From an a source I cannot disclose, I received a copy of this painting displayed in the Pope's apartment. I shows a strong affection for decadent pagan life. You will note a man laying on the steps looking up under the robes of other men. His gaze is fixed on the male organs of another homer man:
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-27-2016, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
From an a source I cannot disclose, I received a copy of this painting displayed in the Pope's apartment. I shows a strong affection for decadent pagan life. You will note a man laying on the steps looking up under the robes of other men. His gaze is fixed on the male organs of another homer man:
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And the group in the lower right seems to be gambling.
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12-27-2016, 11:40 PM
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And the group in the lower right seems to be gambling.
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-30-2016, 11:33 PM
In Your Insane Words: pope bad bro
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-31-2016, 01:59 AM
Hello, I hope this message brings comfort to those currently confined by the Roman Catholic Church
Varely I say unto you brethren, it is you, who are the church, the church is within you and it cannot be taken from you, neither by demons nor angels, heaven nor hell
Hezekiah 18:5
Understand that I was once a soul opressed by organizations like the Masonic Brotherhood, Catholithic church, Jesuits etc....
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Re: Happy Eightieth Birthday Pope Francis! -
12-31-2016, 05:31 AM
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Hello, I hope this message brings comfort to those currently confined by the Roman Catholic Church
Varely I say unto you brethren, it is you, who are the church, the church is within you and it cannot be taken from you, neither by demons nor angels, heaven nor hell
Hezekiah 18:5
Understand that I was once a soul opressed by organizations like the Masonic Brotherhood, Catholithic church, Jesuits etc....
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But those within whom the Kingdom once was DID have it taken from them.
LUKE 17:20-21 And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation: Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.
MATTHEW 21:43-45 Therefore say I unto you, The kingdom of God shall be taken from you, and given to a nation bringing forth the fruits thereof. And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder. And when the chief priests and Pharisees had heard his parables, they perceived that he spake of them.
context .. context .. kjv Whatever you're using as a Bible is not very good.
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