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09-03-2007, 03:45 AM
Are they gay because they are Goth, or Goth because they are gay?
Just wondering because I saw a herd of fat Goth girls while I was at WalMart buying dog food earlier tonight. They were giggling over a poster of known Satanist Marylin Manson and gushing about what filthy whores they would be for him(provided he knew what to do with a woman I suppose). But they were practically kissing each other right there in the store!
I could tell they were all Lesbians by their size, body oder and over compensation concerning their promiscuosity. It was all too obvious that they were gay.
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Re: Another thread about Goths. -
09-03-2007, 04:12 AM
They were goths, Brother Marshall. Are you 100% positive they were female?
Though you did say they were fat, and the queer tinkerbell goths do try to stay as slim and feminine as their male bodies allow.
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09-03-2007, 04:14 AM
I have noticed that fatness and morbid obesity is usually only a symptom of the female version. The males tend to be slender like a Colonoscopy probe.
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Re: Another thread about Goths. -
09-03-2007, 04:34 AM
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I have noticed that fatness and morbid obesity is usually only a symptom of the female version. The males tend to be slender like a Colonoscopy probe.
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Holy cow this is true!!! I can tell you in all the years of being a manager in my old job - I had to fire females and they were all like that! They were theifs and stealing. It was really hard for me to do, but I still had to do it. Ya know it was my job. And I am not trying to stereotype at all here.
I find the males to be slim also. I wonder if they *became that way out of insecurity of their gender and their peers.(of both sides) Usually the guys are gay and have some anger issue. Just wow. Satan at his best but we got him figured out!
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Re: Another thread about Goths. -
09-03-2007, 04:38 AM
Those fat white cows get that way because of all the Christian babies they eat during their satanic rituals.
Plenty of fat on a Christian baby.
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Re: Another thread about Goths. -
09-03-2007, 04:39 AM
I should clarify and say not gay, but bi-sexual.
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09-03-2007, 04:42 AM
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Those fat white cows get that way because of all the Christian babies they eat during their satanic rituals.
Plenty of fat on a Christian baby.
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They do? Maybe there is more to goth than I thought!
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09-03-2007, 04:43 AM
There is no such thing as "bisexuality". There are decent, normal folk, and filthy, disease-riddled sodomites. Anyone claiming to be "bisexual" just wants to rebel against God, but deep inside they still know that being straight is the right, natural plan for all humanity.
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09-03-2007, 04:49 AM
Goths can be of any race, creed, gender, religion, height, weight, sexuality or background. We're not all exactly the same.
"A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."
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09-03-2007, 04:51 AM
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Goths can be of any race, creed, gender, religion, height, weight, sexuality or background. We're not all exactly the same.
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You're all Hell-bound sinners. That sounds exactly the same to me.
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09-03-2007, 04:59 AM
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You're all Hell-bound sinners. That sounds exactly the same to me.
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We may be hell-bound sinners, but at least we're content.
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09-03-2007, 05:03 AM
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We may be hell-bound sinners, but at least we're content.
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But "content" is only temporary. Hell is eternal. Do you know what that means?
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09-03-2007, 06:20 AM
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There is no such thing as "bisexuality". There are decent, normal folk, and filthy, disease-riddled sodomites. Anyone claiming to be "bisexual" just wants to rebel against God, but deep inside they still know that being straight is the right, natural plan for all humanity.
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Wrong... I am living proof of that.
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Goths can be of any race, creed, gender, religion, height, weight, sexuality or background. We're not all exactly the same.
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Not to mention the personalities vary a ton ^^;
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You're all Hell-bound sinners. That sounds exactly the same to me.
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But "content" is only temporary. Hell is eternal. Do you know what that means?
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Anyone who has been to kindergarten knows what eternal means... And I suppose some people could be content in hell You never know...
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09-03-2007, 06:42 AM
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Anyone who has been to kindergarten knows what eternal means... And I suppose some people could be content in hell You never know...
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Praise Jesus. They do teach this in public schools...
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09-03-2007, 06:44 AM
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Wrong... I am living proof of that.
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Anyone claiming to be "bisexual" just wants to rebel against God, but deep inside they still know that being straight is the right, natural plan for all humanity.
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No, I'm quite correct. You want to rebel against God.
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09-03-2007, 07:18 AM
It's hard to rebel against something that doesn't exist...
Damn, edited this post is probably going to be...
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09-03-2007, 07:25 AM
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It's hard to rebel against something that doesn't exist...
Damn, edited this post is probably going to be...
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You are rebelling against Jesus, and He exists bigtime. The sad thing is, you are so arrogant and full of yourself that you and your fag friends think God is just some story like Cinderella. Well listen up jennifer; Jesus is REAL, He is ALIVE, and He is going to wring your scrawny white neck when He gets His hands on you. You are going to wake up and find yourself in a lake of fire, being disemboweled for all eternity.
It doesn't get any realer than that, princess.
BTW; We never edit anyone's posts, unless they contain profanities or grammar errors. I will thank you to stop making gratuitous and libelous accusations on God's favorite forum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Another thread about Goths. -
09-03-2007, 07:28 AM
If by some random chance I am wrong about god and all, I think I'll have a nice little tea party with Satan
Then why did Walsh edit this post: http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....&postcount=15?
I said he was full of s*** (there, I censored myself, happy?), and he changed it to full of truth... BS.
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09-03-2007, 07:34 AM
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If by some random chance I am wrong about god and all, I think I'll have a nice little tea party with Satan
Then why did Walsh edit this post: http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....&postcount=15?
I said he was full of s*** (there, I censored myself, happy?), and he changed it to full of truth... BS.
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Brother Wash is a man of his word and a True Christian. He denies any editing took place. Who am I to believe, a man who has a long history of honesty and is a soldier of God (oral division), or some queer who mocks Jesus, spews profanity and hatred and thinks that satan is going to throw him a pink tea party?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Another thread about Goths. -
09-03-2007, 07:35 AM
I edited it because you used foul language that is fit only for feral street negroes. I replaced your original words with slightly less offensive equivalents because I believe in free speech and didn't want to change the message of your original post. Why you're trying to smear my good name is beyond me, I think it takes a lot of guts on my part to sit there and let you say mean things about me on Landover's forums. But then again, I just love America and free speech more than the average person.
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