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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-22-2015, 04:51 PM
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She follows all my commands and Gods but this one horrible thing! Perhaps i need to hit her harder or longer?
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Before we can answer this question we need to know if you are a Christian. You might want to start by opening a topic of your own in the introduction forum where you can introduce yourself, so that the Pastors can investigate you properly.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-22-2015, 11:55 PM
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Perhaps i need to hit her harder or longer?
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Both. And while you're at it, try some form of aversion therapy to help her curb her unholy appetite for self harm. A mild electrical jolt like the one received from a cattle prod with half-charged batteries delivered to the offending body parts (in this case her private parts) several dozen times over the course of an hour comes to mind. Try repeating this process three or four times a day over the next several weeks and see if that helps.
If all else fails, most infidelity prevention devices (aka chastity belts) are able to thwart self harm as well. And make no mistake, this is self harm. Masturbation means sex with the same sex. Sex with the same sex is homersexuality. Homersex is a sin, and sin is harmful.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-23-2015, 03:22 AM
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I would like help with this i caught my wife masturbating in bed the other day this has been the tenth time this week i have caught her and the tenth time i have had to administer punishment. I work 12 hour shifts so i haven't the time to keep doing this!
She follows all my commands and Gods but this one horrible thing! Perhaps i need to hit her harder or longer?
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Women can't masturbate. Even your queen knew that.
Please post your introduction in the introduction section.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-23-2015, 06:28 AM
A chastity belt sounds interesting, could it work on my boy to, i would hate it if something like this got him into hell?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-23-2015, 07:28 AM
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Women can't masturbate. Even your queen knew that.
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More to the point, why would they even bother?
It can't make babies
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-07-2017, 08:19 PM
Does the idea of someone burning in hell for all eternity give you pleasure equivalent to masturbating? What kind of a sick person are you people. That punishment seems a little harsh for masturbation judging from the fact that people like Hitler get the same punishment.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-07-2017, 08:29 PM
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Women can't masturbate. Even your queen knew that.
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Really:
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-07-2017, 10:30 PM
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Does the idea of someone burning in hell for all eternity give you pleasure equivalent to masturbating? What kind of a sick person are you people. That punishment seems a little harsh for masturbation judging from the fact that people like Hitler get the same punishment.
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It may seem harsh to the unregenerate mind, but consider the words of King David after he had committed adultery with Bathsheba and murdered her husband, Uriah the Hittite.
Ps 51:4 Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight: that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest, and be clear when thou judgest.
You're thinking about sin in relation to your fellow man, about the impact it has on others. But all sin is ultimately sin against God. If you don't do what He tells you, He gets mad. Whether you have killed 6 million Jews or broken the Sabbath or masturbated, you deserve the same punishment: an eternity of torment in the lake of fire.
Rev 20:12-15
12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
When you think about sin, you shouldn't be thinking, "But what about X person or X group?" You should be thinking, "But what about God?"
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-13-2017, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
No, doing it is being a perverted, unrepentant sinner who is going to spend all eternity in hell being sodomized by a never ending conga line of demons.
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Burning in hell for all eternity seems harsh for the high crime of jerking off. Does the idea of someone burning in hell give you people pleasure to the point where you no longer have to masturbate?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-13-2017, 04:00 PM
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You're thinking about sin in relation to your fellow man, about the impact it has on others. But all sin is ultimately sin against God. If you don't do what He tells you, He gets mad. Whether you have killed 6 million Jews or broken the Sabbath or masturbated, you deserve the same punishment: an eternity of torment in the lake of fire.
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So your saying that people who rob a gas station and serial killers should all get the same punishment? Both break the commandments.
About Breaking the Sabbath: Certain people must work on Sundays such as police officers and fire fighters. They are breaking the commandments. Are all people who work on Sundays going to hell too?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-13-2017, 04:05 PM
I have a question about being a Theophysicist. Does that mean that your job is to explain science in terms of the bible or what? What does physics have to do with the Bible???
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-13-2017, 04:05 PM
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So your saying that people who rob a gas station and serial killers should all get the same punishment? Both break the commandments.
About Breaking the Sabbath: Certain people must work on Sundays such as police officers and fire fighters. They are breaking the commandments. Are all people who work on Sundays going to hell too?
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For Jesus all sins (except one) are equal. They are all infinitely repulsive for Him and all (except one) can be washed clean in the Blood of Christ!
James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-15-2017, 02:31 PM
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For Jesus all sins (except one) are equal. They are all infinitely repulsive for Him and all (except one) can be washed clean in the Blood of Christ!
James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-15-2017, 02:35 PM
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Glad you asked.
Mark 12:31-32
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy [against] the [Holy] Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-15-2017, 02:36 PM
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Matthew 12:31
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
08-13-2018, 02:40 PM
Pastor, I admit that I have a problem and need help. I have a serious problem with compulsive masturbation and fear I could become a fag. I have so much guilt and fear with my problem that I don't know where to turn.
I have confessed my sins and I have even responded here publicly to your baptist forum for help.
Do you have any advise for me. I am tempted to also do this terrible act in public as well. I am at a lose as what to do. I fear that I might be masturbating in public like the sinner in the news article you quoted.
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In case any of you doubt the problems that masturbation can cause, take a look at THIS secular news story.
There's just no excuse for that. Satan has you by the shorthairs if you diddle yourself, and sooner or later he'll make you do it in public.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
08-13-2018, 03:03 PM
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Pastor, I admit that I have a problem and need help. I have a serious problem with compulsive masturbation and fear I could become a fag. I have so much guilt and fear with my problem that I don't know where to turn.
I have confessed my sins and I have even responded here publicly to your baptist forum for help.
Do you have any advise for me. I am tempted to also do this terrible act in public as well. I am at a lose as what to do. I fear that I might be masturbating in public like the sinner in the news article you quoted.
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Step 1: Go and do a proper introduction in the proper forum. Start a new thread, and tell us all about you: which Church do you go, how did you come to know Jesus and what is your favourite Bible verse.
Step 2: Start reading the Bible, the whole Bible. Pay special attention to the story of Onan.
Step 3: follow the steps described in the first post of this thread. Unless you are only seeking for attention, and not for a cure to your disease.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
08-13-2018, 03:37 PM
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Do you have any advise for me.
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Do you mean other than the nine steps and twenty-one suggestions in Pastor Zeke's Original Post on the very thread to which you are replying?
At the bottom of every page you'll find "tags" that help organize these many conversations over the year. Following those tags will lead you to similar threads. For example, at the bottom of this page, you'll see the tags fags cause the aids and masturbation = gay sex. You might find something that calls out to you there.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
08-13-2018, 03:49 PM
Yes, I am desperate and have tried everything, including what Pastor Zeke and others have said in this forum. I am open to any and every recommendation and will do whatever you say, please if you have any ideas for me I deeply appreciate it.
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Do you mean other than the nine steps and twenty-one suggestions in Pastor Zeke's Original Post on the very thread to which you are replying?
At the bottom of every page you'll find "tags" that help organize these many conversations over the year. Following those tags will lead you to similar threads. For example, at the bottom of this page, you'll see the tags fags cause the aids and masturbation = gay sex. You might find something that calls out to you there.
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