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Default Re: Shock at the untrimmed bushes in Freehold following inspectio - 06-11-2008, 09:02 PM

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Tell me, did she receive that jar of facial depilatory night cream I sent over to her? It's been known to be very effective in improving the... texture of one's skin.
Yes, she did, and she's very grateful. I'm still a little concerned about her weight, though. One would think that all of her involvement in ladies' sports would slim her down, but apparently not. Any suggestions?


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Default Re: Shock at the untrimmed bushes in Freehold following inspectio - 06-12-2008, 01:28 AM

Liposuction has come a long, long way in the past couple of years. However, before trying such an invasive surgical procedure, I think there is a strong possibility of her overeating's being the work of GLUTTONY DEMONS:

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Gluttony is not merely overeating, eating unhealthily, or eating when you are not hungry, although all of those are signs of gluttony and can give a demon of gluttony a legal right of entry to you. (The fact that evil spirits are legalists should prevent Christians from walking after their ways!) Make no mistake, gluttony is an evil spirit, and evil spirits are depraved and irredeemably evil with no positive characteristics. So, a person bound by a spirit of gluttony will have unnatural eating habits, compulsions, and cravings. Not only being denied food, but being denied the type of food and the amount of food that the demon is motivating to crave will cause such a person severe emotional, mental, or even physical distress. The person afflicted with this will not only think but fantasize about food all the time. He will use food as a motivation and reward. He will use eating as a way to mask his problems and as an escape. He will believe that eating and eating certain things will make him happy. At first, eating will make him happy for a time, but the happiness will go away. Then, the eating will not make him happy, but he will continue to eat anyway chasing the happiness that it USED to give him, plus he knows nothing else to do and cannot control himself. Whenever such a person is sad, lonely, nervous, stressed out, fearful, is having financial/health/relationship problems, food will be the refuge. The person will also allow himself to be trapped in bad situations, because rather than taking the steps required to extricate himself from it, he will just be passive, accept defeat, and just go eat something.

It is easy to mock or even hate the image that comes in your mind of a lonely pig hiding from the world eating a large amount of food while sitting on the couch in his stained underwear or pajamas, but the fact is that these are real people under demonic oppression, and they are in real pain! A great many of these people commit suicide, and if it is not by using a gun or pills it is just by eating themselves to death. So make no mistake, gluttony is no joke.

Another terrible truth is that this spirit seems to be hard at work in the church. There is the stereotype of the overweight church man or lady, and it is not a stereotype! Though it is not much remarked on inside or outside of the church in polite company, privately many worldly people attempt to psychoanalyze church people by claiming that the reason why so many Christians overeat (and why charismatics “shout” for that matter) is because it is an outlet for people who are inhibited and repressed, especially sexually. Of course that is nonsense and the reason for the gluttony is demonic, but the fact that it is common enough for the world to observe it and come up with strange theories for it only shows how common it is. The truth is, however, that people who are trying to live for God will not do the same things or go the same places that the world does, and that can lead to a lot of rejection, stress, and loneliness. And there is also great pressure to “be holy” after the manner of religious appearances, and to religious folk looking the wrong way or saying the wrong thing “will send you straight to hell” but getting thirds and fourths from the church buffet table is just fine.

There are also other definitions of gluttony that are not limited to food. One is wanting more pleasure from something than it was made for, another is having to have things our own special way (delicacy), and a third is demanding too much from people (excessive desire for other people’s time or presence). In other words, an inordinate desire for pleasure, or living to please oneself.

The question is how does this spirit enter. Most evil spirits enter as a result of a reaction to a person being wounded, neglected, or harmed emotionally or mentally in some way. A small child, for instance, may suffer a great loss, and resort to eating his or her favorite food in order to cope with the grief, make it go away. A child being abused or molested may do the same. A person who frequently experiences social rejection, academic, professional, or relationship failures will often take refuge in food. Parents may even expose their children to gluttony by allowing them to overindulge in food, sometimes as a result of the parent feeling guilty for neglecting the child for work or for being a single parent. Any person who has not developed the ability to cope with daily life and will run to the refrigerator rather than deal with problems is either a glutton already or is in danger of being one.

Of course, such a person will need not only spiritual deliverance, but a complete and total change in their lifestyle and the way that they look at life. Even with the demon gone, the physical, psychological, and emotional need for food will almost certainly still be there, as will the gaping wound, unresolved issue, or unmet need that the person was trying to cover up with food in the first place. Until those are dealt with, the person will be at risk for allowing the demon to re-enter. For the former, a rigorous but attainable and non-legalistic program of fasting is often necessary to break the person’s physical, psychological, and emotional addiction, and to build self-control. In most cases, this will be arduous, must be done over long periods of time, and the person will experience any number of failures and disappointments along the way, but the good news is that it almost always works! The dependency goes first, then the habits, then the craving. After one is done, he will discover that he didn’t even LIKE a lot of the food that he was eating! And as for the unmet need that was being covered up by the wound, well a lot of people will find out that the fasting to break themselves from the food was easier. It will involve confronting painful incidents from the past, especially childhood, including things long forgotten or more accurately repressed and buried under piles of food. The person who is eating because of failures must realize that the reason for the failures is his unwillingness to do only that which God wants him to do; a failure to submit to God and let God run his life. Up till that point, his life has been driven by his own desire to experience pleasure! But once a person stops living to please himself and starts living to please God, he will see that he will never fail. Also, the person who runs and eats because of fear and therefore never does this thing or that thing needs to realize that in many cases this is a demonic trap to keep him from doing what God wants him to do, and therefore this gluttony demon has been acting to hinder God’s plan. Imagine if David had gone off and eaten something when it was time to face Goliath, or Moses had done so when it was time to lead Israel out of Egypt, or John the Baptist had done so when it was time to proclaim the coming of Jesus Christ and baptize many of the people who would follow Him and ultimately preach His resurrection to prepare the way! If a demon of gluttony could have delayed those works being done, it most certainly would have, and that is precisely what many glutton demons are doing to hinder the people that they are oppressing in their service to God. But the thing is that even when the demon is gone, the fear is still there. The way to overcome it is to remember Bible verses such as “perfect love casts out fear” and “God has not given us the spirit of fear but of a sound mind” and then go forth and do EXACTLY what we are most afraid of, because often that will be the thing that God wants us to do, and what Satan DOESN’T want us to do.
So between Deliverance, lipo, and rigorous fasting, your "little princess" will be sure to do her Daddy proud on her special day. GLORY!


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Default Re: Shock at the untrimmed bushes in Freehold following inspectio - 05-07-2009, 10:37 PM

you people have an unhealthy obsession with pubic hair..... get a grip or better yet get a life


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you people have an unhealthy obsession with pubic hair..... get a grip or better yet get a life
You're disgusting.

This thread was about shrubbery, not women's unmentionable areas!

Now you've resurrected the thread and made it into something depraved and repugnant.

Brother Nobar, have you run across any disturbing bushes, or unruly muff in your daily strolls? Anything unexpectedly sprouting from a crack?


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Default Re: Shock at the untrimmed bushes in Freehold following inspectio - 06-01-2009, 04:20 AM

Hi,


I have been looking for Christian advice on bush trimming for so long! There is a surprising absence of information on the subject. Thank the Lord I have found your Godly website!


My question concerns my back door bush.
I have a very thick and luxuriant bush growing by my back door. And I wonder if I should trim it or leave it to its natural state. As it is now, it has grown so long that it sticks well above my fence.


Here is where I'm confused :
-- On the one hand, the bush hides my back door from view, and I feel it makes it less inviting for would-be intruders.
Also against trimming, it being in a dark and hard to access spot, I'm afraid that if I were to play with powered tools in that area I could end up accidentally breaking open my back door...
-- On the other hand, my back door bush is a constant subject of gossip in the neighbourhood. The bush is now so thick and unkempt that my neighbours often jeer about it, whenever they know I can hear them (for example, when I lay around outside, suntanning in my speedos).


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Default Re: Shock at the untrimmed bushes in Freehold following inspectio - 06-01-2009, 04:25 PM

Like a good Christian, I make sure my wife takes care of my home so I am happy when I return from a day of hunting. I do the mans work, of taking care of the lawn and the bushes. Well, yesterday, I cam e home and she was not home. I went to the neighbors looking for her. She's been spending a fair amount with the widow Jenks since her husband got blowd up. Well, she was trimming the bush at of widow Jenks. Now, I like the property values to stay up, I like having the nicest block in the parish, but to see my trimmer, on another's bush infuriates me. Do you think it would be wrong of me to go over there and trim more of the bush myself?


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Default Re: Shock at the untrimmed bushes in Freehold following inspectio - 07-13-2009, 03:20 PM

I too, have only one bush but this summer's heat wears on me something terrible, making it hard for me to tend to the upkeep. One of my fine neighbor men has been keeping my bush trimmed on a weekly basis - he comes over later in the evening as he has to wait until his wife is sleeping - she tends to think he shouldn't be volunteering his services to help the neighbor ladies that are alone.

I've noticed that my bush has started growing much faster lately, I've heard that older bushes tend to do this at times, so my neighbor has volunteered his nice, teenage son to trim my bush once a week as well, to keep it looking wonderful. With the attention of both of these fine men, my bush looks spectacular and is the talk of the neighborhood.


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Default Re: Shock at the untrimmed bushes in Freehold following inspectio - 07-13-2009, 04:40 PM

I am sure the rapid bush growth you are experiencing is due to the laying of fertilizer by your kindly neighbors. It is good you are able to lay down in the heat of things while the young man is on top of the situation, sweating hard.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I am sure the rapid bush growth you are experiencing is due to the laying of fertilizer by your kindly neighbors. It is good you are able to lay down in the heat of things while the young man is on top of the situation, sweating hard.



You are so right, Mr. Hutchins, but I fear at times that I am wearing this young man out. He does work hard at the task at hand and alas, produces such wonderous results. Much better results than his Father, I must say, but I would never admit that to either of them as I do so enjoy both of their attention to my bush.


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