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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual! -
08-06-2007, 03:38 PM
Please forgive me LORD for posting this pic. I'm shocked and awed at the lengths that some people will stoop.
just LOOOOOOK what they have done to our Heavenly Leader.
JESUS weeps and so do I. Whoever did this will reap their reward in HELL!
Saddened, Sister Thumper
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08-06-2007, 03:57 PM
Sister Thumper, I'm not surprised.
Why, just look at what CNN did to the poor Godly Man just the other day - then ran it as it's lead story for hours:
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08-06-2007, 06:19 PM
This is the current picture CNN has published of Our Godly Leader. Apparently after Shaming him publicly, they have driven him to a desperate fib to hide his Humiliation.
Take heart, President Bush! Not everyone can be a Pastor Deacon Fred or Brother Harry Hardwick!
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Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual! -
08-06-2007, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by SUV
This is the current picture CNN has published of Our Godly Leader. Apparently after Shaming him publicly, they have driven him to a desperate fib to hide his Humiliation.
Take heart, President Bush! Not everyone can be a Pastor Deacon Fred or Brother Harry Hardwick!
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The look of envy on that gnome fellow's face in the background...you can just tell he knows he'll never be as much of a man as Our Godly Leader.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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09-11-2007, 11:28 AM
I absolutely LOVE the first picture in this thread! LoL...Gee Dubya as Lt Dangle is funny as F****!!! Thanks for the great laugh this morning I needed it!
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09-11-2007, 04:08 PM
Here is another one I found.... This should PROVE how much the liberals hate America.... and that they will stoop to unbelieveable depths in their hatred of Our Godly Commander-in-Chief. Disgusting.
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09-21-2007, 03:20 AM
I'm appalled! Doesn't your beloved country have laws against such (bordering upon) blasphemous behavior? Find this deviant and throw him in jail.
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual! -
09-21-2007, 02:22 PM
Obviously NOT. Why, just look at this! And it's allowed to be spread around the net! Poor Beloved President Bush. I wish people would stop picking on him. He IS after all, the best President EVER!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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09-21-2007, 03:54 PM
Sadly, we have no such laws now. But once we've replaced the U.S. Constitution with Biblical law and shipped off the ACLU and the unelected liberal activist judges to Gitmo, we'll be able to enact such laws right away. Praise!
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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09-23-2007, 08:33 AM
Look to Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
This from a man whose country is ruled by an extremely rugged transvestite, Hell-bound Clark.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual! -
09-26-2007, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Guy
Look to Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
This from a man whose country is ruled by an extremely rugged transvestite, Hell-bound Clark.
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Point taken. Hell-en Clark is extremely rugged transvestite and unsaved trash - we of the Destiny Church do not support her. Instead we have our own political Party: Destiny New Zealand .
Who/what is Destiny New Zealand?
Destiny New Zealand is a registered political party that officially launched on the 4th of July 2003. Founded on Christian values, the party's primary goal is to protect, empower and prosper New Zealand families. Destiny New Zealand could be described as a 'centre-right' party with a strong emphasis on minimal Government (based on individual responsibility), lower taxes, uninhibited wealth creation and strong intergenerational families. Great families shape a great nation.
Destiny New Zealand is:
I. A party founded on and guided by Christian values
II. Next generation minded
III. The genuine 'family' party
IV. A model of unified leadership
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual! -
09-29-2007, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Guy
Look to Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
This from a man whose country is ruled by an extremely rugged transvestite, Hell-bound Clark.
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That by the way is an Australia flag you have there, Guy, not a New Zealand one.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual! -
09-29-2007, 07:23 PM
Oh Sweet JESUS! I have just come across another abomination.
Laugh if you want. But these 3 men are Heaven bound. Are you?
These "Roxbury Brothers" are rocking out to JESUS!
GLORY!
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09-29-2007, 07:59 PM
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That by the way is an Australia flag you have there, Guy, not a New Zealand one.
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There is no Confusion Enobarbus. You may care to note my location.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual! -
10-01-2007, 02:49 AM
Dear Sista Bible Thumpin,
Do not apologize for posting your picture. You can not help it that God cursed you with long blonde hair, large luscious melons and creamy white skin. You could perhaps dress a little more modestly but if you wish to give me your phone number I would be willing to have a personal one on one consultation with you in which I will show you the proper way of dealing with sexual frustrations and temptations.
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10-01-2007, 02:55 AM
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Dear Sista Bible Thumpin,
Do not apologize for posting your picture. You can not help it that God cursed you with long blonde hair, large luscious melons and creamy white skin. You could perhaps dress a little more modestly but if you wish to give me your phone number I would be willing to have a personal one on one consultation with you in which I will show you the proper way of dealing with sexual frustrations and temptations.
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SO! I allow you into this GODLY forum merely so you can hit up on Sister melons THUMPER? I have never been so insulted and neither has she! I am going to give you ONE warning and one warning only before you are cast out!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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10-01-2007, 04:29 AM
My apologies Pastor Pistle, I should have made it clear that I too am a Baptist Minister. My intentions are truely honorable and I feel this young woman's pain. I understand if you are angry that I told her to dress more modestly, Im sure none of us truly want that. Perhaps she was referring to the picture of Laura Bush brandishing a dangerous firearm. If she's not careful she'll end up shooting the President in the back and I'm sure none of us want that. Nope not a single one of us. Praise Jesus.
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10-01-2007, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Al Shipton
My apologies Pastor Pistle, I should have made it clear that I too am a Baptist Minister. My intentions are truely honorable and I feel this young woman's pain. I understand if you are angry that I told her to dress more modestly, Im sure none of us truly want that. Perhaps she was referring to the picture of Laura Bush brandishing a dangerous firearm. If she's not careful she'll end up shooting the President in the back and I'm sure none of us want that. Nope not a single one of us. Praise Jesus.
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Boy, around here you are nothing more than another bucket of unsaved trash. And the next time you offer to fornicate with someone, make sure she isn't PASTOR ZEKE'S FIANCE!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for this Sick, Twisted Individual! -
10-01-2007, 05:37 AM
My apologies pastor zeke. As a man of the cloth who has some pull in the minority circles let me say a little prayr for you. "Oh dear Lord hallelujia I thank you for hearing me. Please Lord dont allow the Geneva Six who just got out of jail nor the remaining one who may soon be let out on bail find out where Pastor Zeke lives and kick his head in even though as a repressed race you may see that as their right to do so. Please dont allow me to stand over his lifeless body and laugh oh lord. Thankyou for hearing my cry. Amen."
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10-01-2007, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Al Shipton
My apologies pastor zeke. As a man of the cloth who has some pull in the minority circles let me say a little prayr for you. "Oh dear Lord hallelujia I thank you for hearing me. Please Lord dont allow the Geneva Six who just got out of jail nor the remaining one who may soon be let out on bail find out where Pastor Zeke lives and kick his head in even though as a repressed race you may see that as their right to do so. Please dont allow me to stand over his lifeless body and laugh oh lord. Thankyou for hearing my cry. Amen."
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Son, you are about three twitches away from being uninvited to God's favorite forum. You come in here posing as some kind of buck nigra pimp, then come on to my fiance, then admit that your pecker is tinier than a chinks', and now you want to send me veiled threats of teenaged coons attempting to get into my gated community and do me bodily harm?
You need to rethink your God-mocking ways boy. We don't tolerate fools around here, because Jesus tells us in the Holy Bible to keep separate from them. Keep running your mouth and I'll have to separate you from your only real chance at Salvation©.
"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
By the way, you will use appropriate capitalization when using proper names while posting in the forum. My name is Pastor Ezekiel. Show some respect, heathen.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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