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Hookers for Jesus: Missionaries to the Whores -
01-27-2008, 08:30 AM
Praise Jesus!! Why don't more of our girls go for THIS kind of girl-on-girl action?
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Hookers for Jesus: Ex sex-workers save souls
Las Vegas used to be a lucrative haunt for Annie Lobert, a $500-a-day escort girl, and Heather Veitch, a highly-remunerated stripper.
*In pictures: Hookers for Jesus
Now the vivacious double act patrol the city’s neon-lit streets with a dramatically different mission - to save souls rather than sell their bodies.
With their peroxide blond hair, contour-hugging outfits, and surgically-enhanced chests, they do not look so different from their former incarnations in the city’s notorious sex industry.
But the strategically-located message adorning their tight black T-shirts gives away their new mission - as born-again Christians.
Embossed in gaudy pink, the word "Hookers" appears above the Christian symbol of the fish across Ms Lobert’s chest, while Ms Veitch’s shirt bears the legend "Holy Hotties".
Through their two groups, "Hookers for Jesus" and "JC’s Girls", they perform what is arguably America’s most unusual Christian outreach operation, aimed at their former colleagues.
"The girls can relate to who we are and how we look in a way that they can’t with some of the typical frumpy Christians who come here," said Ms Lobert, 40. "We don’t preach to them and we’re not judgmental. We tell them that God loves them, even if they are hookers or strippers or porn stars. We offer help and advice - we do whatever we can for them."
The Sunday Telegraph accompanied the women - who have become internet sensations with a YouTube video series, "Saving Sex City", and popular MySpace pages and blogs - as they spread their message at events like Las Vegas’s Adult Entertainment Expo.
The annual international gathering of the porn industry might sound like enemy territory, but Ms Lobert and Ms Veitch were among old friends as they caught up on gossip, exchanged beauty tips and handed out cards, apparently inured to the risque material dominating huge flat-screen televisions in the convention hall.
"We love what they do," said Mary Carey, a self-styled "adult megastar" who has prayed with Ms Veitch.
"They are there when the girls need them. I don’t consider myself a sinner, I’m not harming anyone and porn is really just free speech. But it’s good that Annie and Heather are doing their thing."
The bustling three-day Expo, which attracted about 40,000 visitors, is a clear illustration of how the adult entertainment world has left behind its red-light roots of tacky cinemas and trashy magazines and burgeoned into a multibillion-dollar hi-tech multi-media business.
But the usual milieu for the women is the city’s luxury hotel-casinos, where they talk with "freelance" prostitutes, and strip clubs, where they buy lap dances in private rooms so they can chat to performers.
Ms Lobert, who is funded by donations to her internet site, and Ms Veitch, who is backed financially by her church, now plan to expand their work by setting up temporary accomodation for sex trade workers who want to quit.
Among Ms Lobert’s recent converts is Stephanie, 26, who declined to give her last name.
"I had been a prostitute for six years and I was desperate to get out for my baby daughter, but I just didn’t know how to do it," she said. "I was looking for information on the internet and I came across Annie and Hookers for Jesus.
"She was wonderful. She advised me on applying for jobs, let me use her computer and helped me out with rent money so I didn’t have to go back to the Strip."
Stephanie is a testament to the success of the unusual approach of Hookers for Jesus: she now works as a front-desk receptionist at a Vegas hotel and attends Ms Lobert’s 2,500-congregation non-denominational church.
They have heard all the jokes about "porn-again Christians" but say they are happy to use their physical assets to spread the word.
"A lot of guys pose for photos with us and when they go home and look up what’s on our T-shirts, they learn what we’re about. We call it booby-trapping," explained Ms Lobert cheerfully.
But their unapologetically brash looks and refusal to condemn the lifestyles they have left behind have also earned them opprobrium from some corners of the born-again world.
"Some Christians think we are just cheap harlots and tell us so, but to be honest we really don’t care," said Ms Lobert.
Her friend Ms Veitch added: "People used to go to Africa to be missionaries. Well, we’re missionaries to the sex industry. That’s our calling."
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-27-2008, 05:01 PM
So what's the difference between them and that cult, THE FAMILY, that used to send there women out to turn tricks for men and the payment was the men converting to Jesus. They look like whore, were whores, and still hang around whores. What those sex workers need is a firm hand of a real Godly MAN, like many of us here at the Landover church. I shall volunteer to go out to sin city and witness to the unwashed whore there. Yes I too shall go to all the strip clubs, and to those legal brothels. And there, in the privacy of a room or booth, administer them the love that only Jesus and his holy warriors can give. This will be this years missionary trip for me.
So who else here is willing to travel to the SIN CITY, and make it into God's righteous city with me.
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01-29-2008, 03:07 AM
These women are not unique. Kellie Everts has been saving souls for years: http://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge...2/11/stripper/
I would have posted the url to her site but it does contain what she calls "artfully nude" pictures. Irrespective of that, there are many testimonials from the troubled people she has introduced to Him!
You can Google her if you would like to learn more.
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01-29-2008, 03:15 AM
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These women are not unique. Kellie Everts has been saving souls for years: http://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge...2/11/stripper/
I would have posted the url to her site but it does contain what she calls "artfully nude" pictures. Irrespective of that, there are many testimonials from the troubled people she has introduced to Him!
You can Google her if you would like to learn more.
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1) That woman is a mary worshiping whore, incapable of "saving souls" for countless reasons.
2) If she is capable of "saving souls", she apparently skipped you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-29-2008, 03:28 AM
You should investigate further. There is a witnessing from a "homer" whom she turned into a real man. Sometimes God chooses unlikely instruments to do his bidding.
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01-31-2008, 07:43 AM
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Ah there you are, Miss Roberta my dear.
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01-31-2008, 12:04 PM
If Kelly is good for the Sun, then she must be very good.
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Re: Hookers for Jesus: Missionaries to the Whores -
01-31-2008, 10:56 PM
That ain't nothin. I seen a documentary where a gay male who had been castrated, had full sex with a women. This porn star made have made him a real man for one night, but he will be back being a butt pirate soon enough.
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01-31-2008, 11:28 PM
I'm not sure I understand all this...
Does a hooker for Jesus do it for 10% of what you've got on you; or do they put oil on your feet and do it for free?
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02-01-2008, 02:42 AM
Dean you are a pretty cute guy but I cannot appreciate that haircut of yours. I know it represent "business in the front-party in the back" but I do not think most women want a partner who "parties in the back".
You should visit the backdoor Christian site and seek guidance. Backdoor partying is clearly proscribed bt the KJV.
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02-01-2008, 11:27 AM
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Dean you are a pretty cute guy but I cannot appreciate that haircut of yours. I know it represent "business in the front-party in the back" but I do not think most women want a partner who "parties in the back".
You should visit the backdoor Christian site and seek guidance. Backdoor partying is clearly proscribed bt the KJV.
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I will not succumb to your blatant attempts to tempt me with that gaping maw between your legs. Its purpose is for the production of soldiers for Jesus; it's not a parking lot for foreign objects.
I suggest you cease your endless and blatant flirting with me and the other members of our Church. Your stink-pocket is nothing but a vile and slimy gateway to hell where the cries of your previous victims can be heard begging for Christ's forgiveness.
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02-01-2008, 11:45 AM
So you admit to being a sodomite? I will pray for your immortal soul, Deaner.
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02-01-2008, 11:51 AM
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So you admit to being a sodomite? I will pray for your immortal soul, Deaner.
IHS, Robbie
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How dare you spew such filth!? Are you so arrogant that you accuse any man who rejects your slutty overtures of being a queer? I happen to know personally the Brother Deaner is not a homer. He and I have spent countless nights on hunting trips camping together in the same tent. He never tried to shove his tallywacker in my rear once.
If you were my wife I'd give you a beating every day.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hookers for Jesus: Missionaries to the Whores -
02-01-2008, 11:56 AM
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You should investigate further. There is a witnessing from a "homer" whom she turned into a real man.
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A mary-hailer turning a queer normal? That is just way too weird to believe.
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If you were my wife I'd give you a beating every day.
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If she was my wife, I'd only give her the privilege of being beaten by me personally once a week, and hire a Polack or a Meskin to beat her the other six days.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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03-30-2008, 08:56 PM
How about your other orifices?
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How dare you spew such filth!? Are you so arrogant that you accuse any man who rejects your slutty overtures of being a queer? I happen to know personally the Brother Deaner is not a homer. He and I have spent countless nights on hunting trips camping together in the same tent. He never tried to shove his tallywacker in my rear once.
If you were my wife I'd give you a beating every day.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Hookers for Jesus: Missionaries to the Whores -
03-31-2008, 01:23 AM
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I happen to know personally the Brother Deaner is not a homer. He and I have spent countless nights on hunting trips camping together in the same tent. He never tried to shove his tallywacker in my rear once.
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Maybe he wasn't attracted to you, Pastor Ezekiel. Just because a gay man isn't attracted to YOU does not necessarily mean he is straight.
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03-31-2008, 01:27 AM
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I will not succumb to your blatant attempts to tempt me with that gaping maw between your legs. Its purpose is for the production of soldiers for Jesus; it's not a parking lot for foreign objects.
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Why should Jesus need soldiers if he preached peace? I believe in the peaceful Jesus, the one who merely damns the homosexuals, but does not kill them. Jesus needs soldiers as much as Jews need a separate homeland (They don't).
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03-31-2008, 01:30 AM
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Why should Jesus need soldiers if he preached peace? I believe in the peaceful Jesus, the one who merely damns the homosexuals, but does not kill them. Jesus needs soldiers as much as Jews need a separate homeland (They don't).
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Pal, you are obviously not Saved©.
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-31-2008, 03:46 AM
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Maybe he wasn't attracted to you, Pastor Ezekiel. Just because a gay man isn't attracted to YOU does not necessarily mean he is straight.
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Who wouldn't be attracted to Pastor ZekeStop demeriting Brother Deaner! Just because you are a homer doesn't mean any of the True Christians™ here lust after your perverted ways...
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04-01-2008, 12:18 PM
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Why should Jesus need soldiers if He preached peace?
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M't:10:33: But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
M't:10:34: Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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I believe in the peaceful Jesus, the one who merely damns the homosexuals, but does not kill them.
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and this is the voice of the same True God:
Le:20:13: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Son, you should believe in the Whole of the Gospels, not the bits you like. If you believe in just the bits you like, you are creating your religion in the image of yourself and will worship yourself: You are damned!
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Jesus needs soldiers as much as Jews need a separate homeland (They don't).
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Christ’s approval of Soldiers:
M't:8:8: The centurion answered and said, Lord, I am not worthy that thou shouldest come under my roof: but speak the word only, and my servant shall be healed.
M't:8:9: For I am a man under authority, having soldiers under me: and I say to this man, Go, and he goeth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Do this, and he doeth it.
M't:8:10: When Jesus heard it, he marvelled, and said to them that followed, Verily I say unto you, I have not found so great faith, no, not in Israel.
The need for a homeland to fulfil the Scripture:
Ezekiel 20:34 - "I will bring you from the nations and gather you from the countries where you have been scattered -- with a mighty hand and an outstretched arm and with outpoured wrath."
The simple fact is that you are not a Christian – you are a godless heathen trampling the Holy Word like chaff and tares underfoot – parading your arrogance and pride for the world to see! I call on you to accept Christ as your Saviour and to accept Him in His entirety as part of the Indivisible Trinity!
I need not damn you, the Lord has already done this, as he has done to satan!
Nevertheless, there is abundant Love here at Landover for sinners like you to find repentance.
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