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Ugh... Pokemon -
01-30-2011, 12:28 AM
These games have a clear bias against Christianity.
The "pocket monsters", likely to be a phallic symbol, are allowed to evolve in the game. This is a definite stance against God's creation of the universe.
Not only that, but the monsters are depicted as Devils and dragons. Anything outside the realm of God's original creation is demonic. These monsters use "special powers" which could induce kids into thinking that witchcraft accepted.
Furthermore, there has been reports of kids suffering epilepsy attacks after watching the cartoon.
Epilepsy? Please.
It's a warning from God. A proactive torment.
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01-30-2011, 12:36 AM
Epilepsy is a clear sign of demonic possession.
Thank you for warning me about this satanic slope video game, I'll certainly keep my kids away from it. First Pearl Harbor, now this. We should have used a lot more than just 2 nukes on those Godless chinks.
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01-30-2011, 12:39 AM
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
01-30-2011, 08:28 PM
The Pokemon truly disgust me. My grandchildren come over to my house with all their Pokemon paraphernalia and speak only of it! I've tried to tell my children that these monsters of Satan are tearing their children apart, but it's of no use.
That catch phrase "gotta catch 'em all" is a blatant promotion of contracting venereal disease from excessive promiscuity. I've banned all that garbage from my home. From now on, it's just the word of the LORD they'll be catching!
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
01-30-2011, 10:42 PM
The Pokemon clearly represent demon familiars such as those that were conjured by witches and warlocks in the old days.
Pokemon, Harry Potter, Minecraft, Lord of the Rings, etc. ; It's all part of a great conspiracy whereas modern-day sorcerers are trying to expose our children to witchcraft, wizardry and evolution by the means of books, television and video games. God hates the whole thing... Deuteronomy 18:10-12 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-04-2011, 10:26 PM
With the internet and all of the grimoires that are free to view by all you can trust me Pokemon's are far not your worst problem when i can just open a new tab in the web and find me the steps to summon Lilith the first woman that god created...so do you think yellow rat shooting lighting is the problem
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-05-2011, 12:36 AM
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With the internet and all of the grimoires that are free to view by all you can trust me Pokemon's are far not your worst problem when i can just open a new tab in the web and find me the steps to summon Lilith the first woman that god created...so do you think yellow rat shooting lighting is the problem
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Lilith from Cheers is not the first woman, silly! It's Eve, as you would know if you had read the 1611 King James Bible.
Stop reading Cheers fan sites and start reading your Bible! Your soul depends on it!
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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02-05-2011, 12:44 AM
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Lilith from Cheers is not the first woman, silly! It's Eve, as you would know if you had read the 1611 King James Bible.
Stop reading Cheers fan sites and start reading your Bible! Your soul depends on it!
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Actually Lilith IS indeed the first woman created by God but when drinking from the blood of Adam and saying the unspoken name of God he banished her.Eve come along later and then again is Lilith in the form of the snake that tames Eve to take the forbidden fruit.
The silly in the situation is you for being scared of her
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-05-2011, 12:49 AM
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Actually Lilith IS indeed the first woman created by God but when drinking from the blood of Adam and saying the unspoken name of God he banished her.Eve come along later and then again is Lilith in the form of the snake that tames Eve to take the forbidden fruit.
The silly in the situation is you for being scared of her
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Actually Eve IS indeed the first woman, as plainly recorded in the Book of Genesis, which says absolutely nothing about Lilith from Cheers.
Your information is flawed. Please stop reading TV Guide and Entertainment Weekly and turn to the Good Book. Wouldn't you like to stop being so ignorant?
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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02-05-2011, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Cursed
Actually Eve IS indeed the first woman, as plainly recorded in the Book of Genesis, which says absolutely nothing about Lilith from Cheers.
Your information is flawed. Please stop reading TV Guide and Entertainment Weekly and turn to the Good Book. Wouldn't you like to stop being so ignorant?
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I think you need to stop being so scared and ignorant..of course your stupid books will be afraid to say anything about Lilith but i can give you the ritual for you to summon her and ask and question her yourself
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02-05-2011, 01:18 AM
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I think you need to stop being so scared and ignorant..of course your stupid books will be afraid to say anything about Lilith but i can give you the ritual for you to summon her and ask and question her yourself
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You're a loonie.
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02-05-2011, 01:36 AM
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I think you need to stop being so scared and ignorant..of course your stupid books will be afraid to say anything about Lilith but i can give you the ritual for you to summon her and ask and question her yourself
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You know you can't summon anything and your wizardry has no power; you are a weak, deluded subhuman who can't even summon enough energy to get to the bathroom, so you keep a mason jar by the couch.
I know your kind.
Why don't you post your Lilith ritual here, pathetic one? Let me guess! Because the only copy is one you wrote on a cocktail napkin with your mom's lipstick while you were waiting for her to finish her happy-hour drink and take you home to plop you in front of the TV while she kills a box of wine?
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-05-2011, 06:59 AM
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Actually Lilith IS indeed the first woman created by God but when drinking from the blood of Adam and saying the unspoken name of God he banished her.Eve come along later and then again is Lilith in the form of the snake that tames Eve to take the forbidden fruit.
The silly in the situation is you for being scared of her
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If it isn't in the Bible. It didn't happen. Please cite scripture.
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-06-2011, 08:45 AM
There's really nothing wrong with pokemon. It wasn't made on Christian beliefs, why should it follow them?
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-06-2011, 08:50 AM
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There's really nothing wrong with pokemon. It wasn't made on Christian beliefs, why should it follow them?
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Why are they pushing it on our kids then? Why not keep it all over in gookland where it belongs.
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02-06-2011, 08:51 AM
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There's really nothing wrong with pokemon. It wasn't made on Christian beliefs, why should it follow them?
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That makes them no better than a satanist or an atheist.
Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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02-06-2011, 09:13 AM
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That makes them no better than a satanist or an atheist.
Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
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Satanist I can agree with. Athiests just have their own beliefs. Why would God make us with the ability to make choices unless he was unable to see that not everyone would follow him? It's childish that you call any other religion evil or devil worshiping, and not only that, from what I've seen of your posts, you're saying God made a mistake.
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02-06-2011, 09:20 AM
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Satanist I can agree with. Athiests just have their own beliefs. Why would God make us with the ability to make choices unless he was unable to see that not everyone would follow him? It's childish that you call any other religion evil or devil worshiping, and not only that, from what I've seen of your posts, you're saying God made a mistake.
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Because God creates certain people for destruction, so He can show mercy unto His chosen. You should really read Romans 9, friend.
22What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
23And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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02-06-2011, 09:23 AM
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Because God creates certain people for destruction, so He can show mercy unto His chosen. You should really read Romans 9, friend.
22What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
23And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,
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So he just likes sending people to Hell because they want to live the way they want? That's like saying an endangered species deserves to be endangered because of poaching.
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02-06-2011, 09:27 AM
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So he just likes sending people to Hell because they want to live the way they want? That's like saying an endangered species deserves to be endangered because of poaching.
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I'm sure I don't understand your analogy. No, God creates certain people to be sent to hell. They were destined for it from the beginning of time.
11For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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