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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 06-21-2010, 03:44 PM

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i am offended by your gross abuse of His word, and your misinterpretations of the verses. If you were actually reading the Bible instead of pushing people into the arms of hell, you would understand that you, sir, are out of context.
Could you be more specific as to how we are misinterpreting the Bible? It would help if you use scripture too. I promise that as soon as you show us the error of our ways, we will rectify the situation.


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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 06-21-2010, 03:59 PM

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You're obviously not trying hard enough because you're still a goth.
Actually, i didn't become a Goth until many years after i was saved. The Bible says to not be like the world, well there are A LOT fewer goths in the world than there are people in suits and ties...so actually, by dressing as a goth, I am being MORE Christ-like. Also, i find that goth people are much more accepting of me talking to them if i come up dressed as a goth. I don't mean with satanic symbols or band t shirts...actually, most of the time i wear plain, unmarked, black and blue clothing with no bands, name brands, or anything showing. I don't curse, get drunk, do drugs, sleep around, or in any other way act ungodly...i just dress a bit different so that i can reach the people who otherwise don't want anything to do with Christians at all.

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20And unto the Jews I became as a Jew, that I might gain the Jews; to them that are under the law, as under the law, that I might gain them that are under the law;

21To them that are without law, as without law, (being not without law to God, but under the law to Christ,) that I might gain them that are without law.

22To the weak became I as weak, that I might gain the weak: I am made all things to all men, that I might by all means save some.
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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 06-21-2010, 04:18 PM

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Could you be more specific as to how we are misinterpreting the Bible? It would help if you use scripture too. I promise that as soon as you show us the error of our ways, we will rectify the situation.
The specific situation was where the gentleman used the verse let the dead bury the dead.

If taken literally (which i think we all agree it isn't meant to be) it says let the dead people bury dead people. However, taken in context, a disciple was asking Jesus if he could go bury his father before he left to follow Him. Jesus response was, let the dead bury the dead.

Mathew 8:21-22
21And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father.

22But Jesus said unto him
, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead.

this seems to have more of the meaning of "Following Christ is the most important thing." or "If you want to follow me, follow me, now is the time, not after your father passes away and you bury him" . . . this seems the be a much better interpretation than saying that the verse means not to hang out in cemeteries.
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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 06-21-2010, 11:11 PM

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Okay, so your advice to a Nazi soldier fighting for Hitler would be not to abandon his post? How about a concentration camp guard? Or Dr. Mengele?

They all followed orders.... just like you. Can't blame 'em, right?
Why should you care? Adolf Hitler was a harbinger of justice to the "joos" in your book.


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Sure, I'll ask him if he believes more in the power of God than in the power of goths.
we can watch THAT email go right into the bin. He has more important things to look out for. And before you say "More important than God?" If he doesn't give this ship undivided attention people can die.

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Yeah, because we believe in God. But it's okay, feel free to persecute us.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Ahh, But I believe in God too. I just personally think you all suffered some severe head trauma or your parents were around too much mercury when they were pregnant with you.


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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 06-22-2010, 09:23 AM

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Why should you care? Adolf Hitler was a harbinger of justice to the "joos" in your book.
I note a couple things:
  1. You dodge the question with the counter-question.
  2. The question you refuse to answer is whether "just following orders" is ALWAYS a valid excuse, even when those orders are clearly immoral.
  3. Mr. Hitler was an atheist carrying out an atheist agenda.
So, again, do you think that "I just followed orders" will be a strong argument when you stand trembling in front of God? What do you expect God to say?

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we can watch THAT email go right into the bin
Frankly, that would not surprise me in the least.

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He has more important things to look out for. And before you say "More important than God?" If he doesn't give this ship undivided attention people can die.
So, again, I ask: what is more important than God? Because:
  1. God can destroy your ship just like He did with Sodom and Gomorrah.
  2. If God is on your side, nothing will happen to your ship.
  3. Making sure people go to a good place after they die is more important than preventing them from dying.
  4. Again: having God on your side prevents you from dying prematurely.

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Ahh, But I believe in God too.
No, you don't. At least not the God of the Bible.

You go around claiming that you can ignore God to save people's lives.

If you actually believed in God, you'd have more confidence in the afterlife.


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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 06-27-2010, 04:25 PM

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No. We believe that God has a special place in society everyone, no matter how unintelligent and ugly they are.

well this shows how hypocritical you bible bashers all are. Goth is not about the dress sense. Goth is in fact an ancient race who were around in the Roman times. If you were not so interested in a book that was written just to scare kids then you would realise how wrong you trully are. The "gothic" culture is probably the most peaceful culture going today, with "goths" never wanting to fight but always having to defend and usually dying because of it. Get a life and burn your bibles because there aint no such thing as heaven or hell anyway God doesnt exsist and if he did I'd be dead now but im not yey for me
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Goth is in fact an ancient race who were around in the Roman times.
So you're saying that you're pretending to be a race you're not?

That makes as much sense as white people pretending to be negroes or vice versa.

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with "goths" never wanting to fight but always having to defend and usually dying because of it
So you consider the Columbine High School massacre an act of defense? Interesting.

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Get a life and burn your bibles because there aint no such thing as heaven or hell anyway God doesnt exsist and if he did I'd be dead now but im not yey for me
Prove it.


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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 06-29-2010, 08:18 AM

You do know that you are mixing up Emos and Goths.

Goths listen to Metal music and usually has black hair and a metal T-shirt.

An Emo cuts himself and has black hair too.

DO NOT mix up Emos and Goths, heavy metal is awesome and it ''defeated the devil''

I don't see how you don't like metal!

Here is some solid proof that metal/heavy metal defeated satan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4an3r...eature=related


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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 06-29-2010, 09:28 AM

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Goths listen to Metal music and usually has black hair and a metal T-shirt.

An Emo cuts himself and has black hair too.
Then what exactly is the difference? Why would a band like Slayer be so much better than a band like My Chemical Romance? One promotes satanism, the other promotes suicide. Both genres are leading millions of people to Hell.

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DO NOT mix up Emos and Goths, heavy metal is awesome and it ''defeated the devil''

I don't see how you don't like metal!

Here is some solid proof that metal/heavy metal defeated satan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4an3r...eature=related
As I said, metal promotes satanism and tries to destroy Christianity. Listen to the Tenacious D song "Kickapoo," which promotes disobedience to parents and includes a prayer to RJ Dio, a perverted satanist rock star, thereby violating God's prohibition of idolatry:

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Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can [VILE LANGUAGE DELETED].
Rock is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
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Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Then what exactly is the difference? Why would a band like Slayer be so much better than a band like My Chemical Romance? One promotes satanism, the other promotes suicide. Both genres are leading millions of people to Hell.



As I said, metal promotes satanism and tries to destroy Christianity. Listen to the Tenacious D song "Kickapoo," which promotes disobedience to parents and includes a prayer to RJ Dio, a perverted satanist rock star, thereby violating God's prohibition of idolatry:
That song was created by Jack Black, a comedian, so it is not to be taken seriously >
And RJ Dio is one of the greatest men of music alive!!!

And just because the bible says anything doesn't mean it's true.

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That song was created by Jack Black, a comedian, so it is not to be taken seriously
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And just because the bible says anything doesn't mean it's true.
It most certainly does:

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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 07-02-2010, 10:42 AM

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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord! ...
By all means, your theory is completely ignorant, and all you other religious nuts are going to sit here and say that doing any of this makes you a goth? First off, I MASTURBATE DAILY. And for some of you, I think this one lady "Mrs. ___" posted an internet picture which was supposed to be a JOKE, and called the person a creature?Most of you Christans are idiots,and blindly follow something that, in the end, isn't really going to pay off. YOU people are on the computer VERY MUCH, there is one guy on here with over 30,000 posts. I suppose Jesus gave him that? You're setting double standards, and being completely illusive and ignorant when it comes to this matter. Religion in general makes no sense. The first thing to pop to mind is god states "An eye for an eye" and then he also states "Turn the other cheek" I believe? It's just ridiculous. You people are idiots for being so irrational about religion, you're the reason we have war.

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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 07-02-2010, 12:49 PM

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I MASTURBATE DAILY
You are clearly an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the firethat never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

Also your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .


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By all means, your theory is completely ignorant, and all you other religious nuts are going to sit here and say that doing any of this makes you a goth? First off, I MASTURBATE DAILY. And for some of you, I think this one lady "Mrs. ___" posted an internet picture which was supposed to be a JOKE, and called the person a creature?Most of you Christans are idiots,and blindly follow something that, in the end, isn't really going to pay off. YOU people are on the computer VERY MUCH, there is one guy on here with over 30,000 posts. I suppose Jesus gave him that? You're setting double standards, and being completely illusive and ignorant when it comes to this matter. Religion in general makes no sense. The first thing to pop to mind is god states "An eye for an eye" and then he also states "Turn the other cheek" I believe? It's just ridiculous. You people are idiots for being so irrational about religion, you're the reason we have war.

My delusional friend why do you feel the need to persecute us? What could we have done to deserve it? We are just simple Christian folk who follow the word of God.
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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 07-17-2010, 03:48 AM

Wow, this is probably the funniest thing I have read in my life, seriously this has to be joke right??? Cause if it's not then wow, piffleing ridiculous!!!
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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 07-17-2010, 04:12 AM

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Wow, this is probably the funniest thing I have read in my life, seriously this has to be joke right??? Cause if it's not then wow, piffleing ridiculous!!!
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 07-17-2010, 04:34 AM

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hahaha wow you are probably the biggest hypocrite I have seen i'm my life......
The bible commands to go out and save the world, so if there are people who are sinners and away from god we are supposed to draw near towards them not avoid them......
this thread is obviously a joke and your obviously not a real follower of God, filthy hypocrite
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hahaha wow you are probably the biggest hypocrite I have seen i'm my life......
The bible commands to go out and save the world, so if there are people who are sinners and away from god we are supposed to draw near towards them not avoid them......
this thread is obviously a joke and your obviously not a real follower of God, filthy hypocrite
Chapter and verse please. If we're going to discuss the Holy Bible I want chapter and verse.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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