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View Poll Results: What can a woman do besides you know what?
She can check the oil in her car? 4 1.44%
She can balance the checkbook? 1 0.36%
She can be rational during an emergency? 13 4.69%
She can find her #@$&! car keys. 2 0.72%
All she's good for is you know what! 199 71.84%
She knows how to follow rules! 18 6.50%
She stays out of Promise Enforcers, where she isn't allowed to post!!! 9 3.25%
She can pee sitting down and scarcely ever misses the bowl. 14 5.05%
Spend three-quarters of her waking life in the bathroom doing her hair. 17 6.14%
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 10-08-2006, 06:43 PM

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Women could teach you manners and physics.
Blashpemy!
Obviously, harlot women has taught you to love tallywhacker.
Anyone who doesn't want to end up like you would do well the follow the Godly commands of the KJV1611.

I believe you're about to get gonged, homer.


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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 10-08-2006, 06:45 PM

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Obviously, harlot women has taught you to love tallywhacker.
Anyone who doesn't want to end up like you would do well the follow the Godly commands of the KJV1611.

I believe you're about to get gonged, homer.
All I saID IS THAT WOMEN ARE EQUAL TO MEN NO MATTER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS.
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 10-08-2006, 06:47 PM

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All I saID IS THAT WOMEN ARE EQUAL TO MEN NO MATTER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS.
That is blasphemy, you idiot.
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 10-08-2006, 06:48 PM

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What is blasphemy? Saying women are equal? They are.
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 10-08-2006, 06:49 PM

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All I saID IS THAT WOMEN ARE EQUAL TO MEN NO MATTER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS.
Women will never be equal to men. The Bible says so and JESUS says so. Women are meant to stay in the kitchen preparing food for the many SOLDIERS of CHRIST they have in their ovens. Since they have no souls, it is a shame to even let them in church.

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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 10-08-2006, 06:51 PM

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Women will never be equal to men. The Bible says so and JESUS says so. Women are meant to stay in the kitchen preparing food for the many SOLDIERS of CHRIST they have in their ovens. Since they have no souls, it is a shame to even let them in church.

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They have same human rights.
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 10-08-2006, 06:53 PM

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They have same human rights.
No they don't. They have NO rights because EVE tricked Adam into eating the forbidden fruit and GOD doomed all women forever.


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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 10-08-2006, 06:55 PM

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No they don't. They have NO rights because EVE tricked Adam into eating the forbidden fruit and GOD doomed all women forever.
That was a story made up by some primitive Jews.
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 10-08-2006, 06:59 PM

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That was a story made up by some primitive Jews.
You damned racist.
We do not tolerate racism here.

Also, it is not made up, GOD HIMSELF tells us it's true.


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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 10-08-2006, 07:01 PM

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You damned racist.
We do not tolerate racism here.
I wasn't racist. 3000 years ago every race was "primitive" even His chosen people.

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It's not god's word. It's the word by the "primitive" Jews.
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-07-2006, 11:28 PM

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I'd like to know how many times a day your husband gives you a beating, because you certainly deserve them.
BEATING YOUR WIFE IS ILLEGAL!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IDIOTS!?!? I hope you all get castrated, then you'll be less than a woman. Oh wait, YOU ALREADY ARE!!!
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BEATING YOUR WIFE IS ILLEGAL!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IDIOTS!?!? I hope you all get castrated, then you'll be less than a woman. Oh wait, YOU ALREADY ARE!!!
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-07-2006, 11:40 PM

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BEATING YOUR WIFE IS ILLEGAL!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IDIOTS!?!? I hope you all get castrated, then you'll be less than a woman. Oh wait, YOU ALREADY ARE!!!
No, it isn't.

Wrabel faces only misdemeanor charge in wife's death
By Daniel Mathewson, asst. managing editor




ALTUS -- The man whose wife's death in April 2004 was termed "violent, unusual and unnatural" in a report by the state Office of the Chief Medical Examiner is now facing only a misdemeanor charge of domestic abuse - assault and battery.

John Wrabel, 65, had been charged with felony domestic assault and battery following the death of his wife Myrna on April 10, 2004, at Comanche County Memorial Hospital in Lawton, where she was flown by Air-Vac after being beaten April 7, 2004, at the family residence, 15836 S. County Road 206.

At a preliminary hearing conference in the case held April 22, Wrabel appeared with his attorney, Brad Leverett, and the District Attorney's Office reduced the charge to a misdemeanor, punishable by imprisonment of up to one year or a fine of $3,000, or both.

The "Amended Information" filed by District Attorney John Wampler states that Wrabel committed the abuse "by willfully and unlawfully striking Myrna Wrabel, the spouse, on the head, causing left frontoparietal and temporal acute subdural hematoma in the face, and on her legs and left buttock, causing bruises, with his hands, feet and/or unknown object, with force and violence and with unlawful intent to do Myrna Wrabel corporal hurt and bodily injury."

An autopsy report completed July 28 of last year by the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner states that the probable cause of death of Mrs. Wrabel, also 65, was blunt force head trauma.

According to a District Court affidavit filed April 12, 2004, by Deputy Sheriff Carolyn Y. Lee, a little after 3 p.m. that Wednesday, April 7, 2004, Lee saw Mrs. Wrabel in the emergency room at JCMH "with severe bruising to her back, chest, shoulders, upper thighs, buttocks, facial area, head and vaginal area."


Lee wrote that "extreme and violent force had been used" and that the injuries could possibly result in her death.

When an EMT asked Mrs. Wrabel who had beaten her, she was able to mumble that it was her husband John, the report says.
Cindy Sewell, Mrs. Wrabel's nurse at CCMH, stated to Lee in a phone call at about 10:15 a.m. April 8, 2004, that the woman was "very critical" and that she could take a turn for the worse, according to the affidavit.

The Medical Examiner's report states that Mrs. Wrabel was brought to JCMH with "an altered mental status ... Originally she had multiple bruises about the eyes, left jaw, neck, buttocks, left arm and right knee. She was diagnosed with a subgaleal hematoma, and transferred to a second regional hospital (CCMH) for further medical care. Although followed by neurosurgery, she did not undergo any neurosurgical intervention. As it seems, Mrs. Wrabel developed respiratory insufficiency and an overall deterioration in her condition.
"The autopsy revealed multiple areas of obvious blunt force injury around the face and to the left side of the head. There were bilateral subdural hematomas with evidence of cerebral edema, and evidence of cerebral herniation. The bruises around the eyes and to the left side of the head have no specific pattern. The injuries to the scalp demonstrated no evidence of laceration or cranial fracture."

Wrabel has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge, and the case is set for the misdemeanor fall pre-trial docket.


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BEATING YOUR WIFE IS ILLEGAL!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IDIOTS!?!? I hope you all get castrated, then you'll be less than a woman. Oh wait, YOU ALREADY ARE!!!
Wow you're violent. Didn't anyone ever teach you that threatening to castrate people is wrong?

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No, it isn't.

Wrabel faces only misdemeanor charge in wife's death
By Daniel Mathewson, asst. managing editor




ALTUS -- The man whose wife's death in April 2004 was termed "violent, unusual and unnatural" in a report by the state Office of the Chief Medical Examiner is now facing only a misdemeanor charge of domestic abuse - assault and battery.

John Wrabel, 65, had been charged with felony domestic assault and battery following the death of his wife Myrna on April 10, 2004, at Comanche County Memorial Hospital in Lawton, where she was flown by Air-Vac after being beaten April 7, 2004, at the family residence, 15836 S. County Road 206.

At a preliminary hearing conference in the case held April 22, Wrabel appeared with his attorney, Brad Leverett, and the District Attorney's Office reduced the charge to a misdemeanor, punishable by imprisonment of up to one year or a fine of $3,000, or both.

The "Amended Information" filed by District Attorney John Wampler states that Wrabel committed the abuse "by willfully and unlawfully striking Myrna Wrabel, the spouse, on the head, causing left frontoparietal and temporal acute subdural hematoma in the face, and on her legs and left buttock, causing bruises, with his hands, feet and/or unknown object, with force and violence and with unlawful intent to do Myrna Wrabel corporal hurt and bodily injury."

An autopsy report completed July 28 of last year by the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner states that the probable cause of death of Mrs. Wrabel, also 65, was blunt force head trauma.

According to a District Court affidavit filed April 12, 2004, by Deputy Sheriff Carolyn Y. Lee, a little after 3 p.m. that Wednesday, April 7, 2004, Lee saw Mrs. Wrabel in the emergency room at JCMH "with severe bruising to her back, chest, shoulders, upper thighs, buttocks, facial area, head and vaginal area."


Lee wrote that "extreme and violent force had been used" and that the injuries could possibly result in her death.

When an EMT asked Mrs. Wrabel who had beaten her, she was able to mumble that it was her husband John, the report says.
Cindy Sewell, Mrs. Wrabel's nurse at CCMH, stated to Lee in a phone call at about 10:15 a.m. April 8, 2004, that the woman was "very critical" and that she could take a turn for the worse, according to the affidavit.

The Medical Examiner's report states that Mrs. Wrabel was brought to JCMH with "an altered mental status ... Originally she had multiple bruises about the eyes, left jaw, neck, buttocks, left arm and right knee. She was diagnosed with a subgaleal hematoma, and transferred to a second regional hospital (CCMH) for further medical care. Although followed by neurosurgery, she did not undergo any neurosurgical intervention. As it seems, Mrs. Wrabel developed respiratory insufficiency and an overall deterioration in her condition.
"The autopsy revealed multiple areas of obvious blunt force injury around the face and to the left side of the head. There were bilateral subdural hematomas with evidence of cerebral edema, and evidence of cerebral herniation. The bruises around the eyes and to the left side of the head have no specific pattern. The injuries to the scalp demonstrated no evidence of laceration or cranial fracture."

Wrabel has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge, and the case is set for the misdemeanor fall pre-trial docket.
You wrote an entire case report to prove me wrong? That's funny. You're forgetting though, that a misdemeanor is still an illegal defense. You know, there are programs to help people like you. People who think that they can beat their wives and children. And if a man EVER tried to hit me, I'd kill him. I'd probably crucify him...it sounds like SO much fun...
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-08-2006, 03:09 AM

Why would you make a man hit you?
You should strive to prevent that from happening rather than simply spouting threats like some deranged Lesbian. When a woman is disciplined by her man it is her CHOICE to have angered him in the first place. She must've angered him somehow so maybe what she/you need to do is focus on not angering your man thus preventing the discipline before it even happened.

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Beating your wife maybe illegal in the left coast sin pit you live in but we follow God's Law here in Iowa.
Left coast? I live in the midwest you mormon!
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The Left half of the Midwest maybe. The gay part near Denver I'll bet.(if betting wasn't a sin of course)


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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-08-2006, 03:38 AM

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Why would you make a man hit you?
You should strive to prevent that from happening rather than simply spouting threats like some deranged Lesbian. When a woman is disciplined by her man it is her CHOICE to have angered him in the first place. She must've angered him somehow so maybe what she/you need to do is focus on not angering your man thus preventing the discipline before it even happened.

Ahem...duh.
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M-
If you haven't noticed I'm my own person. If he pisses me off I'm going to stand up for myself. And if he hits me I'm going to fight back because he DOESN'T own me and it'll be self defense. duh...
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-08-2006, 03:40 AM

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Wow you're violent. Didn't anyone ever teach you that threatening to castrate people is wrong?

Try not to be so mean spirited, we are only humble servents of the Lord afterall.
Once again. I'm a very nice person if you don't threaten to hit me. If you do, I'll cut your tiny penis off, if you even have one that is.... So I'm not trying to be mean, but I will take self defense measures...
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