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Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-14-2008, 08:21 PM
I see a grateful iraqi tossed his shoes to Mr. Bush to thank him. Imagine, those poor people and taking the expense to give him your shoes! Of course the fleas and such would make them unwearable, but it's the thought that counts!
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-14-2008, 08:24 PM
I just saw this Brother Mayfield. Mooslimbs place great pride in their footwear and often strike each other with the soles as a sign of their respect for each other.
There might be hope yet, but I doubt it.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-14-2008, 08:46 PM
This is great news! We've obviously finally captured the hearts and minds of the Iraqi populace. I hear throwing shoes over there is like throwing flowers here! Praise GWB! Mission Accomplished indeed!
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-14-2008, 08:56 PM
I am glad to see that the Iraqis have finally accepted their status as sand ndiggers for US oil interests.
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-15-2008, 05:22 AM
I notice the man was so generous that he donated both of his shoes. That's a big deal over there. Only a few dozen towelheads even own shoes!
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-15-2008, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I notice the man was so generous that he donated both of his shoes. That's a big deal over there. Only a few dozen towelheads even own shoes!
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Of course, some of the towelheads who own shoes also put bombs in them, like that Richard Reid fellow:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid_(terrorist)
Then again, Richard Reid probably borrowed his shoes from Barrack Hussein Osambo or Reverend "God Damn America" Wright. I doubt that Reid actually owned his shoes.
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-15-2008, 10:30 PM
The grateful Iraquian even described his gesture as "a farewell kiss." That's a bit homerish, but one can expect only so much from the moon-worshipers.
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-18-2008, 05:56 AM
Friends, I have disturbing news!
In a twist worthy of M. Knight Shyamalan, I've learned that the Iraqi shoe-flinger had a far more sinister intent than simple gratitude -- infecting President G.W. Bush with a communicable disease!
That's right, friends.
When 29-year-old Iraqi terrorist journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi lobbed his loafers at President G.W. Bush on December 14, he claimed he was carrying out a centuries-old Muslim expression of joy, the greatest compliment in their (creative, albeit limited) lexicon -- striking one's opponent in the face with the sole of one's shoe.
An unnamed source has informed me that this was not al-Zaidi's sole intent (ahem). His true purpose was revealed in a session of questioning in which al-Zaidi was described as "eventually quite cooperative".
Yes, al-Zaidi wanted to infect President Bush with a communicable disease: Athlete's tongue.
Also known in humans as foot-in-mouth disease, this debilitating fungal illness is the result of -- you guessed it -- sticking one's foot in one's own mouth. The symptoms? Regular expulsion of large volumes of hot air, and an unexpected increase in additional foot-mouth contacts.
In spite of his successful dodging of both infected shoes, Mr. Bush did test positive for athlete's tongue. If we look at his recent speeches, it seems clear he has a chronic, advanced case . . . Some liberals speculate that he was initially infected while Governor of Texas!
The Paliban recently reported on one of his most extreme incidents, during which he rejected God's Word as false! If this is not evidence of advanced (and potentially terminal) athlete's tongue, I don't know what is.
If only he had gargled with Lamisil in the 1990s . . .
We're glad that this terrorist acknowledged his intent, as this serves as a warning for all who might be the victim of flying Fluevogs or airborne Air Jordans. Sometimes a shoe is just a shoe, but sometimes it's the bearer of deadly fungi!
Neal Boortz has shared with a delightful game, where you can pretend you're a COMPETENT Secret Service agent, and shoot the shoes away from the President. How high can you score? (I got a 6.)
Remember, shoot the SHOES!
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-18-2008, 06:11 PM
I only got a 3. (I think I shot Bush by accident.)
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-18-2008, 07:30 PM
I'd like to donate a pair too! In fact, I'd be happy to throw 3 pair at him so he can give 'em to Mrs Laura & a pair for each of the girls!
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-19-2008, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyD
Neal Boortz has shared with a delightful game, where you can pretend you're a COMPETENT Secret Service agent, and shoot the shoes away from the President. How high can you score? (I got a 6.)
Remember, shoot the SHOES!
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I got 125. Pastor Al's True Christian™ marksmanship course has really paid off!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-19-2008, 12:48 AM
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Impressive, Pastor!
I'll have to see if he offers that course in locations other than Freehold!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Grateful Iraqis give Bush their shoes! -
12-19-2008, 01:30 AM
I guess I was mistaken. That liberal media had me convinced that the mooslum was insulting our president/savior Bush. But I am reminded of a cute little joke...
Have you heard about the new lesbian tennis shoe?
It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off!
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