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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 03-01-2015, 01:50 PM

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Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.

She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"

I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.

After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.

I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.

The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!
Are you insane!?!?! Only weaklings beat their wives. I never lift a finger to my wife or children.
I hope she sues you and leaves you...


Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 03-01-2015, 02:11 PM

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The back of my hand connected with her cheek
That's fine, just make sure not to hit anyone else's wife unless (a) you have his permission (b) the permission is not forthcoming: in these circumstances you should usually hit him for his failure to control her. This is necessary to preserve the standards within the community.





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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 03-01-2015, 02:12 PM

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Are you insane!?!?! Only weaklings beat their wives. I never lift a finger to my wife or children.
I hope she sues you and leaves you...
I suggest you look up the meaning of the American word, "pussy-whipped."





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I suggest you look up the meaning of the American word, "pussy-whipped."
Rather a pussy whipped, then a coward who beats women...


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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Are you insane!?!?! Only weaklings beat their wives. I never lift a finger to my wife or children.
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Is that so? Well, I can bench press 350 pounds without even breaking a sweat, and I beat my wife vigorously as part of my cardio workout. Still wanna call me a weakling?
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Are you insane!?!?! Only weaklings beat their wives. I never lift a finger to my wife or children.
I hope she sues you and leaves you...
That makes no sense at all. A sissy boy is never going to be strong enough to discipline his wife. And let's not forget that a decent Christian woman will not want to marry a sissy boy in the first place.

Did you proof read what you wrote?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Is that so? Well, I can bench press 350 pounds without even breaking a sweat, and I beat my wife vigorously as part of my cardio workout. Still wanna call me a weakling?
You're an overachiever. I do not believe a word you say. And if it is true, then I call you indeed a weakling...


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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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You're an overachiever. I do not believe a word you say. And if it is true, then I call you indeed a weakling...
Now you call me a liar??

If your persecution didn't strengthen me, I'd be highly insulted.
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That makes no sense at all. A sissy boy is never going to be strong enough to discipline his wife. And let's not forget that a decent Christian woman will not want to marry a sissy boy in the first place.

Did you proof read what you wrote?

YIC
I do not have to correct/discipline my wife, she's as free as i. Where I come from, man and woman are equal...


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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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How can you even achieve or maintain an erection in an unnatural dynamic like that?
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How can you even achieve or maintain an erection in an unnatural dynamic like that?
By marrying a hot Scandinavian, and by watching porn together... Sometimes BDSM will do the trick...


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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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By marrying a hot Scandinavian, and by watching porn together... Sometimes BDSM will do the trick...
As I suspected...you need to tie your wife up and torture her with red hot pincers to muster the penile fortitude to seed her. You're actually not too far off the mark... Won't you let Jesus help fine-tune your technique?
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 03-01-2015, 06:18 PM

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As I suspected...you need to tie your wife up and torture her with red hot pincers to muster the penile fortitude to seed her. You're actually not too far off the mark... Won't you let Jesus help fine-tune your technique?
No, you don't understand, she tie me. Works well for me ...


Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 03-01-2015, 06:22 PM

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No, you don't understand, she tie me. Works well for me ...
I've heard enough!

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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 03-01-2015, 07:37 PM

Good man, Joseph! Accepting God's righteousness! May you be forever prosperous!
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 03-02-2015, 06:32 AM

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No, you don't understand, she tie me. Works well for me ...
So, you're the gimp to a Norwegian Fisherman Trannie. Whatever floats your boat, Nancy-Boy. Hope you and Sven the Sodomite Sadist enjoy being spit-roasted in hell.


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 03-02-2015, 08:39 AM

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I do not have to correct/discipline my wife, she's as free as i. Where I come from, man and woman are equal...
You think a man and woman are equal? Can you give birth? Can you carry a young soldier for Christ in your womb for nine months? Can you operate a tumble dryer?

Anyone with half a brain can tell the difference between a man and a woman: unless one uses it as an excuse to practice sexualism with same sex partners

I pray that you are simply a naive young man rather than a homersex enthusiast.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 03-11-2015, 02:33 AM

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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 07-15-2015, 08:15 PM

Joseph

Glad to hear you are taking charge of things. Don't know if I would ever hit my wife in the face but if God commanded you to do it, so be it.

We have been going through a societal upheavel for a while.
Anti men sentiment is somewhat prevalent out there, thanks to a leftist
media and other factors.

This all started years ago and has been continuing.

Two reasons for all this is:

-The Vietnam war(taught people to question authority)
-The rise of Feminism

My opinion is Satan is behind all this. He wants to destroy the family.
How do you do that? By making the one in charge look weak and stupid.

Some wrongs did need to be righted. Harrassment and discrimination in the work place. But now I think it has gone too far. Our society is in a wreck because we have veered too far from his original plan. The Bible does say
woman shall be subservant to man.

But Satan is winning. Over a 50% divorce rate, prison overcrowding, homeless youth, etc.

This country needs to turn back to God's original plans and purposes for us.
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 07-15-2015, 08:20 PM

I forgot to ask if you practice CDD?

My wife and I have been doing it for 3 years and it has really helped our relationship.

We do the whole nine yards with punishment spankings, maintenance spankings, and even boot camp.

We are in our 4th week of boot camp right now and all is going very well.
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