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New Evidence: Baseball Cures The Gay! -
03-01-2015, 12:13 AM
THIS is a promising breakthrough. It seems that the gay can be removed from infected nancyboys by exposing them to God's favorite sport, Baseball! Glory!!
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Twin Brothers Who Lost Their TV Show Following Furor Over Their Homosexuality Stance Reveal The Surprising Way They Responded to One
The Benham brothers, the famed real estate moguls who found themselves at the center of controversy last year when their scheduled do-it-yourself TV program was canceled by HGTV following controversy over their beliefs on homosexuality, spoke at the National Religious Broadcasters convention in Nashville, Tennessee, on Thursday, where they revealed a unique interaction they had with one of their critics.
Identical twins Jason and David Benham are no strangers to speaking about their choice to react with love and respect following their firing, encouraging others to balance standing up for their religious views with showing compassion to critics.
The brothers recently told TheBlaze about how they invited some of their staunchest critics — groups that they said ensured their TV show was cancelled — to dinner at their homes in the wake of last year’s controversy.
Similarly, the Benhams shared during their National Religious Broadcasters convention speech a specific interaction that they recently had with an unidentified gay man who vocally opposed their stance on homosexuality.
“We had so many people from the gay community reaching out to us and one man in particular from the city of Chicago reached out — and he said things to me that made me lose my appetite,” David Benham told the crowd during a panel discussion about religious liberty. “But I simply responded in love.”
And that positive tone went well beyond merely listening and speaking with kindness.
“After a little conversation back and forth, I found out he loved baseball … and I got him tickets to a Cubs game,” Benham continued. “He shot me a Facebook post and said, ‘I was not expecting that — and I’ve been thinking a lot about this. I’ve chosen to walk away from my lifestyle.’”
The story received a round of applause from the audience and the brothers proceeded to discuss their take on religious freedom, their belief that the nation has begun to “slowly turn our back on God” and the need for Americans to boldly stand up and defend their faith.
“Love filled our heart. We had absolutely no hatred,” David Benham said, later adding, “What God needs most is a simple voice for truth.”
Jason Benham went on to admit that the brothers were once somewhat cautious about being vocal, fearing that they could lose their show and, thus, their influence, though they said they’ve learned a great deal since HGTV pulled the program anyway.
“The right to speak freely means jack squat if we don’t have the courage to speak boldly,” Jason Benham said.
The twins previously told TheBlaze that they not only showered their critics with dinner invites, but that they also sent fruit baskets to the executives at HGTV after their show was canceled.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: New Evidence: Baseball Cures The Gay! -
03-01-2015, 01:25 AM
Amazing! Must be something about the bats and balls...
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Re: New Evidence: Baseball Cures The Gay! -
03-01-2015, 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
THIS is a promising breakthrough. It seems that the gay can be removed from infected nancyboys by exposing them to God's favorite sport, Baseball! Glory!!
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I don't doubt it for a second! I cured my wife of backsassing me by exposing her to the full glory of the baseball bat...now if she even looks like she's going to spout off, all I have to do is bounce a fastball off her dome as a reminder. Praise God for the curative power of His favorite sport!
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Re: New Evidence: Baseball Cures The Gay! -
03-01-2015, 09:30 AM
I know for a fact that there has never been a gay baseball player. Baseball will turn any fag straight.
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Re: New Evidence: Baseball Cures The Gay! -
03-01-2015, 09:25 PM
From a scientific perspective, this makes sense. There are no gay baseball players because the amount of testosterone required to play a professional sport would naturally turn a man straight.* Perhaps just watching a game can cause a similar effect by stimulating T production? More likely, I think, the display of manhood he witnessed righteously shamed him back into the closet and into the loving embrace of Christ.
*The exception is Negro athletes like Michael Sam and Jason Collins. Negroes of both sexes have extremely high testosterone and will screw anything that moves.
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Re: New Evidence: Baseball Cures The Gay! -
03-01-2015, 10:09 PM
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Negroes of both sexes have extremely high testosterone and will screw anything that moves
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True that, sister. I once witnessed a large bull negroe mount a VW Bug as it was backing out of a parking space. The driver had to finally back into a brick wall to detatch that awful porch monkey. It's crushed pelvis was still bucking even in it's death throes! Worrisome....
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Re: New Evidence: Baseball Cures The Gay! -
03-03-2015, 03:36 AM
I was at a Cubs game in Chicago last year. I've never heard so many people constantly shouting, "Jesus Christ!"
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