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Men ARE Smarter than women -
10-11-2006, 03:37 AM
And now we have even the monkey-worshipping scientists agreeing with God's Holy Word! The entire story is HERE, and it comes as no surprise to True Christian Men.
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Whoooh-hooo! We're No. 1!
It has finally been proven that men are smarter than women. According to a study from Britain, men's IQ scores are five points higher than women's, and men are 5.5 times more likely to have a score of 155 (which means you're a genius).
Don't believe the British? In Canada, another study analyzing SAT scores found that males ages 17 and 18 are more intelligent than females.
Since both IQ and SATs are true measures of intelligence — any test with an acronym is legit in my book — we as men finally can celebrate. Men, tell your wives; boys, tell your mothers: WE'RE SMARTER. And smarter, as we know, means better.
We needed some good news in the gender wars. It's been a rough time for us men. The news says men commit more crimes than women and the psychologists tell us men are more aggressive.
Meanwhile, women outnumber men at colleges, they make up the majority of medical school applicants and they are more likely to be the primary caregivers for children. They serve in the military, a woman runs the State Department and there's even talk about putting a woman in the White House!
So that's why it's important to keep using random arbiters of intelligence — preferably tests created by men — to find out who's smarter than whom.
Obviously, the possibility that men are genetically inclined to be smarter in some areas and women in others is way too rational of an argument, and we should avoid mentioning it. Otherwise it'll be harder to find reasons to discriminate against them.
Unfortunately, these "who's smarter" studies are all over the Internet, and some men are being traitors. They write on online message boards that women are just more inclined to seek balance in life, rather than narrow-mindedly pursuing vocational success like men. They say women sometimes have things called "babies," which might slow them down professionally but not intellectually.
Some even suggest upbringing and societal norms affect the way men and women operate. One Austrian man had the audacity to argue that intelligence can't be measured by tests: "I scored relatively high in an IQ test when I was a child. Since then I have done many, many, many, very, very, very stupid things in my life."
A number of men online used corny humor and excessive punctuation to prove men are smarter, but they only ended up hurting our cause: "I have no doubt the male brain is larger than the female's" — wait for it, wait for it — "because our brains have been constantly stretched and swollen trying to figure women out!!!"
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Well, scientifical studies aside, all I need is the KJV1611 Bible to tell me whats right. Praise Jesus and thank you making me a MAN!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-11-2006, 03:51 AM
YES!
Finally, even the monkey worshippers will have to recognise this as undisputable fact..!
It's strange though, Satans servants actually stating something which is TRUE for a change..
They must be getting sloppy.
PRAISE JESUS!
I'm a man made in YOUR image, Hallelujah!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-11-2006, 03:54 AM
Maybe it is because men have bigger heads
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-11-2006, 04:00 AM
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Maybe it is because men have bigger heads
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My patience is quickly running out with you, homer.
If you haven't got anything useful to contribute to Jesus own board, nor any praises to shout;
Then get out of here, and miss your only chance of Salvation®!
In short, stop mocking God or feel free to go to hell.
So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just,
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Matthew 13:49-50
And let me tell you, the Pastors here are no more patient with retarded sinners than I am.
Jesus hates the mentally challenged and so do we.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-16-2006, 10:15 AM
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Maybe it is because men have bigger heads
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No, it's because God decreed that women would forever be subservient to men, in his word the Holy KJV 1611 Bible. Salvation Seeker is right to be impatient with you. You are lucky he has enough patience to talk with such a lowly, frustrating sinner such as yourself.
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-16-2006, 12:22 PM
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1Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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The Man may well have the bigger head young Mr Fish, but with all the extra responsibility God© has given him, he has also been provided with a bigger Brain.
You would indeed do well not to mock the True Christians™ of God's© favourite Forum.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-16-2006, 11:38 PM
You completely misunderstood that verse. The head of the family is the man just as the head of the Church is Christ. Keep in context how much Christ loves us, He gave His life for us on the cross. So that is how a man is to love his wife. It has nothing to do with 'ownership' or gender politics.
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 12:01 AM
Well then genius, enlighten us as to why men ALWAYS come first in Gods eyes? Why was MAN created first and then woman seemingly as an afterthought?
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 12:14 AM
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Well then genius, enlighten us as to why men ALWAYS come first in Gods eyes? Why was MAN created first and then woman seemingly as an afterthought?
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God works in mysterious ways.
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 12:28 AM
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God works in mysterious ways.
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As evidenced by your not being struck dead for blasphemy yet.
Women < Men.
Thats just how it is.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 12:33 AM
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God works in mysterious ways.
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That is the false Christians' final answer when they get cornered. It is code for "I cannot answer because I am wrong, so I will make one last attempt to deflect your victory with empty rhetoric". Brother Marshall has quite obviously won this debate decisively, and the mary-worshipper fish head recognizes that he has been crushed once again. Jesus always prevails. GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 12:37 AM
All I know about this is that God created man and woman, He obviously loves us all and we are told to love each other.
For whatever reason God has given authority to man over woman. But He also makes it clear we are not to abuse this.
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 12:45 AM
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All I know about this is that God created man and woman, He obviously loves us all and we are told to love each other.
For whatever reason God has given authority to man over woman. But He also makes it clear we are not to abuse this.
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What abuse? You obviously have some feminazi ideas about the role of females. I suppose your mother talked back to your father, which explains why you grew up to become a false Christian and a sissyboy sodomite. You certainly aren't a man by Biblical standards.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 12:56 AM
Well, what do you expect from a cult who disrespects Theotekos, Blessed Mary, the Mother of God. Muslims treat their women like barnyard animals, is that who you want to copy?
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 02:48 AM
You dare compare us True Christians™ to the mongrel moon cult of Islam?
You must be a patient is some mental facility to utter such blasphemy on Jesus own website!
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 03:00 AM
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All I know about this is that God created man and woman, He obviously loves us all and we are told to love each other.
For whatever reason God has given authority to man over woman. But He also makes it clear we are not to abuse this.
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What do you mean He obviously loves us all? God has killed everything that has ever lived. He will kill you, your parents, your children, your loved ones. He killed his own Son (temporarily). That was not a demonstration of love. It was a demonstration of why God demands respect.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 05:57 AM
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And now we have even the monkey-worshipping scientists agreeing with God's Holy Word! The entire story is HERE, and it comes as no surprise to True Christian Men.
Well, scientifical studies aside, all I need is the KJV1611 Bible to tell me whats right. Praise Jesus and thank you making me a MAN!!
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BAH.
My IQ IS in the 150's, Zekey. As are the IQs of many women. Men and women tend to excel in different areas, that's all. Same way men have more muscles and women can have babies...different 'specialties', so to speak.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 06:22 AM
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BAH.
My IQ IS in the 150's, Zekey. As are the IQs of many women. Men and women tend to excel in different areas, that's all. Same way men have more muscles and women can have babies...different 'specialties', so to speak.
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It is obvious that you are not totally blind to the Truth. Men and women do tend to excel in different areas. Women excel at cooking, keeping house, raising children, etc. while men excel at making a living outside the home to support his wife and children.
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 06:24 AM
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You dare compare us True Christians™ to the mongrel moon cult of Islam?
You must be a patient is some mental facility to utter such blasphmy on Jesus own website!
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Uhm, no, thats not what I said. I said DONT BE LIKE THEM. I didn't say you are like them.
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Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -
10-17-2006, 06:57 AM
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It is obvious that you are not totally blind to the Truth. Men and women do tend to excel in different areas. Women excel at cooking, keeping house, raising children, etc. while men excel at making a living outside the home to support his wife and children.
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Blind and still with an IQ in the 150's.
I wonder what yours is, my dear. I'd say the average backwoods christian IQ is....what with the inbreeding and all....oh, I don't know, somewhere in the 60-80's?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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