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Easter 2009! -
02-26-2009, 02:30 AM
It's only a few weeks away! April 12 is the anniversary of our Lord Jesus' "dawn from the dead". This year, I'm looking forward to trying Sister Thumper's Bacon Wrapped BBQ Pork Loaf! And Wal-Mart has a big batch of pink, purple and yellow marshmallow Peeps, just begging to be eaten!
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-26-2009, 06:50 AM
It's going to be just like Easter 2008, just a different day. Why can't they just pick a good day for Easter?
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-26-2009, 06:53 AM
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It's going to be just like Easter 2008, just a different day. Why can't they just pick a good day for Easter?
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I'd really love to have you for Easter dinner, bunny. Could you come by the day before?
I was thinking about making my famous rabbit stew this year.
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-26-2009, 06:57 AM
Hmmm, I'm reluctant, naturally.
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-26-2009, 07:00 AM
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Hmmm, I'm reluctant, naturally.
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I assure you, it's always a hit.
You'd be the guest of honor!
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-26-2009, 07:05 AM
How can I turn down an invitation like that?
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-26-2009, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
It's only a few weeks away! April 12 is the anniversary of our Lord Jesus' "dawn from the dead". This year, I'm looking forward to trying Sister Thumper's Bacon Wrapped BBQ Pork Loaf! And Wal-Mart has a big batch of pink, purple and yellow marshmallow Peeps, just begging to be eaten!
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Please make your big ole pink bunny cake again this year! Its always a huge it with the men!
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-26-2009, 06:10 PM
Easter's nice, but personally I always preferred Good Friday. I've made it a new tradition to watch The Passion of the Christ every year on that day. Nothing sends joy into my heart quite like seeing the Lord whipping, tortured and mutilated for our sins!
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-26-2009, 07:56 PM
The Joyous Season of Our Lord's Crucifixion just seems to bring out the best in people, doesn't it, Mother Glynndie?
Why, even Dora Denkins left the most delightful little Easter Bunny on my porch - along with some leftover Christmas Candy!
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-27-2009, 03:32 AM
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Please make your big ole pink bunny cake again this year! Its always a huge it with the men!
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YES YES YES! My son Skeeter loves that Bunny Cake! Skeeter insists on his own Bunny Cake so that he can take it to his room and enjoy it all to himself.
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02-27-2009, 05:02 AM
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The Joyous Season of Our Lord's Crucifixion just seems to bring out the best in people, doesn't it, Mother Glynndie?
Why, even Dora Denkins left the most delightful little Easter Bunny on my porch - along with some leftover Christmas Candy!
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EASTER BUNNY! IT'S A piffleING RODENT!
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-27-2009, 06:28 AM
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EASTER BUNNY! IT'S A piffleING RODENT!
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Pastor, language!! What has gotten into you lately?! Where's the gentle Pastor I fell in love with? I... I'm just shocked by this recent behaviour, I must say!
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-27-2009, 12:55 PM
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YES YES YES! My son Skeeter loves that Bunny Cake! Skeeter insists on his own Bunny Cake so that he can take it to his room and enjoy it all to himself.
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My daughter was quite impressed with it, too. She's trying to find the molds so that she can make them for the various Christian young ladies' organizations in which she participates. She's very domestic and loves all things associated with the hearth and home; did I mention that she once built a kitchen table all by herself?
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-27-2009, 02:16 PM
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EASTER BUNNY! IT'S A piffleING RODENT!
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My GOD, Pastor, how could you spoil the Blessed Season of Our Lord's Agony for me with such a horrible thought?
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-27-2009, 02:25 PM
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The Joyous Season of Our Lord's Crucifixion just seems to bring out the best in people, doesn't it, Mother Glynndie?
Why, even Dora Denkins left the most delightful little Easter Bunny on my porch - along with some leftover Christmas Candy!
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Er… Sister SUV… was your “Easter Rabbit” sold to you by Gypsies who described it as a “Romanian Short-Eared, Bald-Tailed Dwarf Rabbit, very rare and very expensive…”
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-27-2009, 02:29 PM
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Er… Sister SUV… was your “Easter Rabbit” sold to you by Gypsies who described it as a “Romanian Short-Eared, Bald-Tailed Dwarf Rabbit, very rare and very expensive…”
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Brother Bath, are you also telling me this isn't Fluffy Bunny?
My JESUS - what next? I suppose I shall even have to check inside the Easter Eggs this year to EnSure a worm or something wasn't inserted instead of a Chicken Baby
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-27-2009, 11:58 PM
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Brother Bath, are you also telling me this isn't Fluffy Bunny?
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It's the Armageddon - the Armageddon, I say!!!
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My Dearest and Most Loved Sister SUV, please do calm yourself, we don't want you messing your hair or makeup, do we? There's no reason to panic, Pretty Lady, rats are very sociable and affectionate animals; they make excellent pets. Now, your little friend may not be a bunny, but who says you can't have an Easter Rat?
Q: What can you do with the Ether Net?
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-28-2009, 01:38 AM
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-28-2009, 02:59 AM
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Oh, for an evil reprobate witch, you do tell the most HILARIOUS jokes! Ether Bunny! HA!
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Thank you, I thought it was cute.
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Re: Easter 2009! -
02-28-2009, 03:32 AM
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Thank you, I thought it was cute.
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Just thinking about it now is making me laugh so hard I can barely breathe. That is absolutely the funniest thing ever!
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