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Default Catholic Bishop Excommunicates Woman "Priest" - 05-23-2014, 09:18 AM

You won't find the MSM reporting this one, what with the "new" pope advocating socialism, taking care of his cronies by elevating them to "sainthood", permitting their parishioners to vote for Democrats, and generally singing Kumbaya to a fawning press. So what a surprise to read that one of their bishops actually decided to enforce some kind of doctrine - let alone Timothy in the Bible (KJV1611).

So, is there hope for the cathylicks - is this a sign of reform to come, or is this just day old wafers? Consider how anyone could think they could be ordained a cathylick "priest" in the Unitarian Church and you won't be reading much further. Then we have one Ms. Mary F. Keldermans - a suspiciously sounding Jewish name if there ever was one, and no doubt an Obama voter coming from the state of Illinois.

There's not really much to see here in the state capitol of Springfield, Illinois - the Democrats are still in charge driving the state further into bankruptcy, the place is as corrupt as ever, and Jesus isn't coming back anytime soon. Well, there is a D-list bishop trying to take care of a nut bag member of his local diocese, but there must be better things to do.

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Dear Woman Priest, You’re Excommunicated…Love, Bishop Paprocki
By John White

And P.S. – You’re not a priest.

That pretty much sums up Bishop Paprocki’s response to a local Catholic woman’s recent attempt to get ordained.

The woman in question is Mary F. Keldermans of Springfield. Bishop Paprocki wrote to her last month asking her to reconsider her plan, but evidently she ignored him and tried to be ordained a priest at a Unitarian church on May 5.

Bishop Paprocki promptly issued a decree of excommunication (and if you’ve never seen one of those before, they look like this).

The bishop also issued this statement to his diocese:

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Please be advised that Ms. Mary F. Keldermans of Springfield, Illinois, has attempted to be ordained a priest for “Roman Catholic Womenpriests, Inc.” in a ceremony at the Abraham Lincoln Unitarian Universalist Congregation in Springfield on May 5, 2014. As a result, she has incurred an automatic excommunication reserved to the Apostolic See.
That is what you call a bishop who’s not afraid to bishop.

At the same time, we should be careful not to tout this as some sort of righteous smack-down or triumphant display of authority. Bishop Paprocki is much too holy and charitable a bishop for that, and I have no doubt that his declaration of excommunication was issued with sorrow, not pleasure.

But he didn’t hold back from issuing the decree of excommunication either, or from publishing it prominently on the diocesan website.

This is one of the things I love about Bishop Paprocki. Whether it’s standing up for the unborn, for marriage, or for Holy Orders, he doesn’t shy away from confronting those who threaten his flock, nor from explaining his position to them with charity.

He prays intensely, he acts decisively, and he teaches clearly.

Lord, send us more bishops like this one!

http://www.catholicvote.org/dear-wom...shop-paprocki/


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Default Re: Catholic Bishop Excommunicates Woman "Priest" - 05-23-2014, 11:53 AM

Why doesn't that misandrist feminazi just convert to Unitardianism? She'll still be damned, but at least she'll be more intellectually honest, and that counts for something (Revelation 3:15-16).

But here's a bit of irony from the comments section:
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Note to Mary F. Keldermans , and “Roman Catholic Womenpriests, Inc.”..It’s called the First book of Timothy. Don’t like it? Move along, to some other presumed “Christian” church that ignores scripture.
Right, 'cause the Roman institution never ignores Scripture.


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Default Re: Catholic Bishop Excommunicates Woman "Priest" - 05-23-2014, 11:58 AM

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Consider how anyone could think they could be ordained a cathylick "priest" in the Unitarian Church and you won't be reading much further.
Thanks for sharing that, Brother. Although we Ladies of Landover get teased for our many deficiencies, I don't think even the dumbest of us is that crazy.

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Funniest part of this story is where the decree of excommunication says that under cathlick law, both the person who attempts to ordain the woman and the woman who attempts to be ordained get excommunicated. But they can't excommunicate the Unitarian, because he (or in this case, probably she ) isn't a cathlick to start with. Boy oh boy, that must have been annoying for them.

Why do these women do it? Are their lives so sad and shallow that they have no other opportunity to dress up and make themselves look nice?

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Default Re: Catholic Bishop Excommunicates Woman "Priest" - 05-23-2014, 09:50 PM

Had I been that bishop, I would joyfully have excommunicated that woman. Of course, given that she's a Catholic, excommunication isn't a big deal. All Catholics, excommunicated or not, go to Hell unless they convert to Christianity.


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Default Re: Catholic Bishop Excommunicates Woman "Priest" - 05-23-2014, 11:17 PM

Yes, Brother, all Romans who pass unsaved (that is most of them) will suffer the eternal torments of Hell.

The Romans, them who killed Jesus up yonder on Golgotha, are the world's oldest and largest homosexual organization. It is an organization that caters to men who like to commit sodomy with other men. They are unsympathetic to lesbians, though their nunneries do attract a great many stern women given to wearing comfortable shoes. In as much as the homosexual pervert men who run that God hating cult do not like women, they do not let them in the priesthood either.

Be sure of this: It is not due to any desire to follow God's Word that these Romans exclude women in leadership and teaching roles, it is because they are women hating homosexuals, as well as God hating homosexuals.

Hell is full of them, but there is always room for more.

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