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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-06-2012, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
IF you snorted the flowers from Cannabis sp. the pollen WOULD get you "high"
cocaine is extracted from leaves however, not flowers, and you can just eat the leaves. Similarly with opium poppies: you can eat them (it sends you mental) or extract the naturally occurring alkaliods.
Perhaps you are thinking of -methyl-phenyl-ethyl amine, a synthetic compound originally intended to mimic cocaine?
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Errrr MitzaLizalor, you kinda proved my point again, I said, cannabis doesnt need hardly any human intervention, hence snorting the pollen.
Cocaine is man made, sure it comes from a plant but it needs a lot of processing, I'm sure you couldn't do it in any old house, you need potassium permanganate, benzole and kerosene, now do you understand?
Let me sum up because you are slow.
1. weed and cocaine both from plants
2. ok to cut weed plant and let dry out then consume
3. not ok to just cut plant and consume, sure you might get a buzz but this is not cocaine.
As for the legalisation of hashish, I'm all for it actually, for me it's not about the amount of human intervention, it's more about what they add to it.
Hashish again really isn't that much work, it's only the resin scraped from the leaves, do you understand anything about drugs?
Funny how you think you debunked my theory but actually you supported my theory and screwed yours up without realised lololol.
God, if you are married you must bump into furniture all day long with the permanent pair of black eyes you must sport from being such a mormon 24/7
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-06-2012, 07:12 AM
Are you making a pass at Brother Cranky? Good grief, you Jesus-haters make me SICK.
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01-06-2012, 07:16 AM
lol, i meant to type mormon, dunno why it said mormon!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-06-2012, 07:22 AM
you've set up a auto edit so if someone types mor0n it changes to mormon?
What's the point of that?
wonder what other words Jesus has censored?
twat
idiot
retard
let's see if they get changed.
Censoring stuff now huh, isn't that one of the things you hate about the commies in china and russia as you say?
hypocrites yet again.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-06-2012, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Are you making a pass at Brother Cranky? Good grief, you Jesus-haters make me SICK.
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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I thought if I'm nice to him he might give me more presents when he does the rounds at Christmas
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-06-2012, 09:59 AM
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Censoring stuff now huh, isn't that one of the things you hate about the commies in china and russia as you say?
hypocrites yet again.
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Nope. The thing we hate about the commies is that they are Godless heathens and atheists. Protecting our children from your blasphemy and hate speech is perfectly fine.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-06-2012, 11:54 AM
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Cocaine is a man made product, hence I said man made product, don't think you can go and snort a flower in a field and get high.
hemp is used for clothes any many other uses, it's pretty useful actually!
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Let's start here.
Cocaine is NOT a man-made product.
Your problem seems to be that you don't know what "man-made" means
Wood for example is not a man-made product. It is naturally occurring. Sure it can be used it to make chairs and things, but the wood is ALWAYS natural, no matter what you make out of it.
Man-made or artificial compounds are sometimes called synthetics. Cocaine is not one of them. You described an extraction process and there is more than one. Natives who live at high altitudes use cocaine to expand the alveoli in their lungs, enabling them to extract more oxygen from the air. The fact that they have EXTRACTED the oxygen does not make it SYNTHETIC. The way they get the cocaine is by chewing the leaves. If that method didn't work they would suffocate, but they don't suffocate do they. They are spaced out on cocaine and breathe quite happily (due to the expanded alveoli). It also explains their rather unusual art.
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Cocaine is a man made product, hence I said man made product, don't think you can go and snort a flower in a field and get high.
hemp is used for clothes any many other uses, it's pretty useful actually!
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Let's move on to your next false statement [highlighted, above].
Regardless of what you don't think one can indeed go and snort a flower in a field and get high. There are quite a few flowers that have intoxicating fumes or seeds or pollen. I gave you an example that I thought might have been familiar to you. This time I'll include a picture:
If you found that flower growing in a field you could indeed go and snurfle it up your nose and you would certainly become in toxicated. In fact you would do so quite rapidly because the toxic substance in that flower would be absorbed into the mucus membrane in your sinuses and soak into your head.
If someone told me "no trains have wheels" I would only need to find ONE example of a train with wheels to prove him wrong.
..so when you say you don't think you can go and snort a flower in a field and get high I only need to present ONE flower which you COULD snort in a field and get high, and there was that flower. q.e.d.
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Cocaine is a man made product, hence I said man made product, don't think you can go and snort a flower in a field and get high.
hemp is used for clothes any many other uses, it's pretty useful actually!
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So what? Cyanide is used for gold plating. That doesn't mean you should drink it. But unfortunately I am not married Were you thinking of eloping? Gretna Green is supposed to be very romantic (I drive through there occasionally, it is a pretty spot) and I am flattered of course but Christians do not pick up husbands on the internet. Sorry.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-07-2012, 06:29 PM
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I thought if I'm nice to him he might give me more presents when he does the rounds at Christmas
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Are you comparing him to Satan Claus?
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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01-07-2012, 11:05 PM
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Are you comparing him to Satan Claus?
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That isn't a very nice comparison on a Christian forum, is it Mrs Woman? Even satan is rejecting that obese communist these days!
You know I don't want to suggest that anyone whose name begins with "Santa" offers any sort of positive rôle model or serves any purpose except to normalise the perverted sex orgy that is Roman catholicism - but perhaps (in ignorance) there were once a few parents who used as a vehicle for loosly Biblical principals. It didn't work out any better than expected though with the whole world turning over for atheism, homosexuality and islam, indeed in Tajikistan where his work is done he's just murdered on sight! How wretched is the Godless mohammedan. Even Santa deserves the opportunity for salvation.
JOHN 6:37 All that the Father giveth me shall come to me; and him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out.
He may have embraced the spirit of tacky commercialism, but has he blasphemed against the Holy Ghost? I am not aware of it. Unlike every mohammedan, whose prostration to the moon restates that blashpemy each and every time they lift their rear ends towards Heaven: the ultimate insult to God Almighty!! No wonder they call it "mooning"
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-13-2012, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Good Christian Woman
Well ladies, it's time to share our secrets. The liebral media seems to think there's something wrong with a husband disciplining his wife when she sins, so it has become necessary for us to find ways to hide our marks of punishment.
Yesterday, I am ashamed to say I burned the pie I was making for my husband. He disciplined me accordingly, and I don't want my hippy neighbors asking questions about the bruises. Any advice on concealment? They're mostly around my eyes, so I can't cover them with clothing. I have no make up in my house (Only whores do!) so that's out as well. I could try sun glasses, but my husband says they make me look mannish, so I'd prefer to save those as a last resort. Any other ideas, ladies?
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Say you are a hemophiliac! The blood doesn't clot properly and it makes the skin bruise easily. Or you walked into a car's side mirror. I'm embarrassed to say I did that once, and it looked just like a man-made black eye.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-13-2012, 08:30 AM
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Say you are a hemophiliac! The blood doesn't clot properly and it makes the skin bruise easily. Or you walked into a car's side mirror. I'm embarrassed to say I did that once, and it looked just like a man-made black eye.
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What a fantastic idea!
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-13-2012, 08:41 AM
I'm not understanding why you ladies feel you need to hide your bruises. If anyone asks Liz, she just states that she's a mother of 5 children and has no idea which child caused which bruises.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-21-2012, 11:51 AM
My husband told me that there is not a single wolrd in the Bible about hiding bruises. And he also thought that I just want a reason to buy make up.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-24-2012, 01:57 AM
Are you people serious? This is VIOLENCE, not punishment! You're all sick, a woman should NEVER be hit, under any circumstances, by her husband; the same way a woman should NEVER hit her husband. You people don't deserve to live on this planet.
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01-24-2012, 02:21 AM
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Are you people serious?
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Is the pope cathylick?
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Originally Posted by Angela Ritter
This is VIOLENCE, not punishment! You're all sick, a woman should NEVER be hit, under any circumstances, by her husband;
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This is true...
...for those husbands who do not care enough for the souls of their wives to be spared an eternity of Hell for the crime of taking and eating the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
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Originally Posted by Angela Ritter
the same way a woman should NEVER hit her husband.
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Well now THIS I agree with.
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You people don't deserve to live on this planet.
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Well that's just the thing, dear. None of us do. We are born rebels. We are born sinners, depraved to the very core. God, in His perfection, cannot tolerate our sinful souls and if He were to be fair, we wouldn't live on this planet. But God isn't fair, He is Just. He gave His Son for us so we would not die but have eternal life.
And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.
Revelation 21:27
Our names are written in the Lamb's book of life if and only if we believe in Jesus as our LORD and Master.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16
Now really, is a black eye such a bad price to pay for eternal servitude of the Glorious LORD?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-24-2012, 02:38 AM
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This is true...
...for those husbands who do not care enough for the souls of their wives to be spared an eternity of Hell for the crime of taking and eating the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
Now really, is a black eye such a bad price to pay for eternal servitude of the Glorious LORD?
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I think I didn't make myself clear: WOMEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL, there is no such thing as a "weak sex", men and women are equally capable of doing anything the wish, which is the reason so many women have become successful throughout their lives INDEPENDENTLY. No woman should tolerate to have a man hitting her, especially not her husband.
Get your heads out of your asses and take control of your lives!
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-24-2012, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Angela Ritter
I think I didn't make myself clear: WOMEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL, there is no such thing as a "weak sex", men and women are equally capable of doing anything the wish, which is the reason so many women have become successful throughout their lives INDEPENDENTLY. No woman should tolerate to have a man hitting her, especially not her husband.
Get your heads out of your asses and take control of your lives!
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Dear Feminazi Bulldyke;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing little girls to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-24-2012, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Angela Ritter
I think I didn't make myself clear: WOMEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL, there is no such thing as a "weak sex", men and women are equally capable of doing anything the wish, which is the reason so many women have become successful throughout their lives INDEPENDENTLY. No woman should tolerate to have a man hitting her, especially not her husband.
Get your heads out of your asses and take control of your lives!
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Hello, Angela, I also answered you in an other thread. You miss a crucial piont so stop repeating this vain nonsense, please, reconsider, read and repent!
Praying for you!
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-24-2012, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Angela Ritter
I think I didn't make myself clear: WOMEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL, there is no such thing as a "weak sex", men and women are equally capable of doing anything the wish, which is the reason so many women have become successful throughout their lives INDEPENDENTLY. No woman should tolerate to have a man hitting her, especially not her husband.
Get your heads out of your asses and take control of your lives!
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Doesn't your husband love you enough to discpline you? You poor thing!
Or worse yet-Is it possible that you don't have a husband? Are you ugly? It's all right. Christian men don't care what you look like. They look at your soul! You'll find one some day. It might be a little easier to find one if you weren't so hostile. Just friendly advice.
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-24-2012, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Angela Ritter
I think I didn't make myself clear: WOMEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL, there is no such thing as a "weak sex", men and women are equally capable of doing anything the wish, which is the reason so many women have become successful throughout their lives INDEPENDENTLY. No woman should tolerate to have a man hitting her, especially not her husband.
Get your heads out of your asses and take control of your lives!
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How are we supposed to know when we aren't pleasing our husbands if we don't get a spanking? Eve ignored God's word and ate the apple anyway. Words do not work on women.
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