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Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-07-2017, 12:47 PM
I've been thinking about it for a long time tbh, what to do with my money - how to put it into motion in a way that can change my life. I got down to really thinking about it and realized how bad it is for me to put all of my savings into some post-modernistic house here in the West, when I could go to some poor country and probably buy a small city or village for the same price.
It could be something I would build, live in and dominate as I see fit. I envisioned huts for my African maidens, who would go out on daily raids for food and such. The men would work for me, never allowed to mate unless I say so. I would teach these people the ways of cooking, praying and fire. Give them technology like they have never even dreamed of - its so sick to imagine that somewhere in the world, there are people who can't just order an ipad on amazon. The people who literally LIVE in the amazon would look at me as a leader.
I could use one of those Halloween projector things and convince the locals that the island is inhabited by ghosts and at the same time build a beautifull wooden Church on a hill.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-07-2017, 01:44 PM
That sounds much to me as a “young man’s dream”. I wish you well with it. The creation of a Christian homeland away from the godless regulations that beset the West has long been an ambition of the True Christian.
It being the duty of government to ensure its citizens enter heaven, then only by starting anew can this be achieved.
With great power comes great responsibility – we have witnessed, in the past, various attempts by people who are little more than a “social group” to form such communes. Earlier centuries have been littered with them and more recently we had the Jim Jones and Wako affairs - They were not “True Christian” only Landover is. Because they were not Christian, God saw this and caused disaster to befall them. It was as if they were living a mockery, an imperfect copy, of the life that God ordained and it is only the latter that will result in peace, harmony and fruitfulness.
A clear and absolute leader for life who is to be feared and loved in equal measure; a regulation by common consent of all aspects of life; the abandoning of all things unnecessary to a basic life and regular personal hygiene are a few of the requirements.
I will look into the possibility of grants that Landover may be able to provide for such a venture. If I recall, the last time the subject came up was in 1954. Pastor Nimrod Foster, together with most of the Ladies Choir, went to survey a site in Honduras – but reports of what happened thereafter are vague and little was heard that would be of present help.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-07-2017, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
That sounds much to me as a “young man’s dream”. I wish you well with it. The creation of a Christian homeland away from the godless regulations that beset the West has long been an ambition of the True Christian.
It being the duty of government to ensure its citizens enter heaven, then only by starting anew can this be achieved.
With great power comes great responsibility – we have witnessed, in the past, various attempts by people who are little more than a “social group” to form such communes. Earlier centuries have been littered with them and more recently we had the Jim Jones and Wako affairs - They were not “True Christian” only Landover is. Because they were not Christian, God saw this and caused disaster to befall them. It was as if they were living a mockery, an imperfect copy, of the life that God ordained and it is only the latter that will result in peace, harmony and fruitfulness.
A clear and absolute leader for life who is to be feared and loved in equal measure; a regulation by common consent of all aspects of life; the abandoning of all things unnecessary to a basic life and regular personal hygiene are a few of the requirements.
I will look into the possibility of grants that Landover may be able to provide for such a venture. If I recall, the last time the subject came up was in 1954. Pastor Nimrod Foster, together with most of the Ladies Choir, went to survey a site in Honduras – but reports of what happened thereafter are vague and little was heard that would be of present help.
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I think a visit by Pastor Ezekiel might give the village a good blessing. Maybe we are even able to spare some villagers for work in Freehold.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-07-2017, 02:52 PM
I think this is a wonderful idea, Brother Titus. It could be an asset to the City of Freehold.
Here in Central Iowa, Freehold is often criticized for not embracing "diversity." Iowa boasts of its welcome to Negroes, Mexicans, Orientals and other strange races. We in Freehold want nothing to do with any of that.
But, your idea of owning an island in Africa would solve that problem. Instead of bringing odd people to Freehold, Freehold citizens could go to your island and look at natives. You could build paved paths though the forest so we could watch them work with their hoes. It would pass by their huts so we could look inside.
Maybe women of Freehold could teach native women to cook real food like meatloaf.
I hope you continue to develop this idea.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-07-2017, 03:58 PM
This is a great idea; there are so many things that you could do to better the lives of your darkies.
You could teach them useful life skills, such as picking tobacco and cotton.
Perhaps you could institute a selective breeding program to create eight foot tall natives. You could teach them to play basketball and become their agent - I believe the standard cut for an agent is 95%.
I wish you the best of luck with your project.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-07-2017, 05:03 PM
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I think this is a wonderful idea, Brother Titus. It could be an asset to the City of Freehold.
Here in Central Iowa, Freehold is often criticized for not embracing "diversity." Iowa boasts of its welcome to Negroes, Mexicans, Orientals and other strange races. We in Freehold want nothing to do with any of that.
But, your idea of owning an island in Africa would solve that problem. Instead of bringing odd people to Freehold, Freehold citizens could go to your island and look at natives. You could build paved paths though the forest so we could watch them work with their hoes. It would pass by their huts so we could look inside.
Maybe women of Freehold could teach native women to cook real food like meatloaf.
I hope you continue to develop this idea.
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I make sure one of these paths is named after you, Mayor.
I'm already in talks with some officials but I want to make sure there are also places to have a good hunting session.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-07-2017, 08:34 PM
I've bought a few Vietnamese Villages during my travels with Pastor Ezekiel while spreading the Word of Jesus in that gook filled cesspool of the world. $50 US often would buy an entire village to do with as you saw fit. I suggest contacting Free Market Freddy and ask him for advice. He has been very helpful brokering deal for items as insignificant as a single orphaned house girl or boy, to a container full of the Unsaved to as much as a thriving village. Freddy often says, 'God will Provide, He just like the skids greased' ©.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-07-2017, 08:47 PM
Why would anyone want to go to Africa is beyond me. It's hot and there are things that sting you. I'd say go if you want to do one of those quaint safari tours, but otherwise, nope. Not for me. (I might just go just to indulge in a bit of my jungle fever).
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-07-2017, 09:55 PM
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I think a visit by Pastor Ezekiel might give the village a good blessing.
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I'm afraid that this is not going to happen - Pastor Zeke is allergic to all things "African", and I am all booked up for the rest of my life.
I'm sure some younger, more adventurous Pastor might accompany you.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-08-2017, 03:58 PM
You could buy a small African village sure. But for less you can probably buy the city of Detroit Michigan and have an even larger population of young nigras to control. Imagine putting your domination over a crime ridden city and turning it around whilst making a way of proof that God's way is the path of righteousness?
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-08-2017, 04:11 PM
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You could buy a small African village sure. But for less you can probably buy the city of Detroit Michigan and have an even larger population of young nigras to control. Imagine putting your domination over a crime ridden city and turning it around whilst making a way of proof that God's way is the path of righteousness?
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Detroit?!
Sure, it has its fair share of cozy fixer-uppers (like the one on the right), but between half of the periodical table of elements (the heavier half) in the ground, electric grid which hangs pretty much on prayers, failing water and sewer systems, as well as smell of gas often permeating the air and leaking from unspecified locations, you'd need a nuke to improve the city.
Also, the population is different. The ones in Africa are grateful for every thing that you no longer need because it's chipped, broken, etc, and which you feel like donating instead of throwing away. The ones in Detroit, you give them a finger (not necessarily the middle one) and they'll bite the whole hand.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-08-2017, 05:03 PM
Then why not send in the LBC's private religious military force to exterminate the freeloaders and then enclose Detroit. Afterwards you have another sanctuary for True Christians and their servants. I'm sure Pastor Ezekiel could convince the great Donald Trump to even fund this venture.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-08-2017, 05:15 PM
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Then why not send in the LBC's private religious military force to exterminate the freeloaders and then enclose Detroit. Afterwards you have another sanctuary for True Christians and their servants. I'm sure Pastor Ezekiel could convince the great Donald Trump to even fund this venture.
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What "private military force"? You seem to have a lack of understanding of the basic function of a church. Landover Baptist Church is a Community of the Body of Christ, not a Military Enterprise. As a Church, we are tasked with providing the means of Salvation to the heathen, not control them. When a soul accepts Christ, the Holy Spirit does the controlling (1 Corinthians 6:19). Jesus is the military commander, not the pastor.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-08-2017, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
Then why not send in the LBC's private religious military force to exterminate the freeloaders and then enclose Detroit. Afterwards you have another sanctuary for True Christians and their servants. I'm sure Pastor Ezekiel could convince the great Donald Trump to even fund this venture.
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And the U.S. law which would justify presence of such a private military force and such an action outside of Freehold jurisdiction is...?
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13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
16 As free, and not using [your] liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God.
17 Honour all [men]. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-08-2017, 08:25 PM
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17 Honour all [men]. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.
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Hi Basilissa,
As an outsider, probably misinformed or lacking knowledge, which king are you referring to? Would that be trump or God? I reside in Europa and here are many kings, some taken more seriously than others. Can you give some guidance on this subject?
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-08-2017, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
You could buy a small African village sure. But for less you can probably buy the city of Detroit Michigan and have an even larger population of young nigras to control. Imagine putting your domination over a crime ridden city and turning it around whilst making a way of proof that God's way is the path of righteousness?
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Demo costs money. It is much easier to start with an area just full of trees and exotic fauna and animals. Clear cut and go from there.
Tell me, if you were to bull doze Detroit, where would you dispose of the garbage? Not in my backyard, I can assure you!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-08-2017, 10:17 PM
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Why would anyone want to go to Africa is beyond me. It's hot and there are things that sting you. I'd say go if you want to do one of those quaint safari tours, but otherwise, nope. Not for me. (I might just go just to indulge in a bit of my jungle fever).
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If you keep away from water, e.g. Lake Victoria, there is relatively little chance of being stung. The drier the better. Alternatives for drinking purposes are available. I can recommend solid footwear, keeping away from elephants and travelling with a companion. In this way you'll remain outside the "jungle" except for occasional excursions and I should warn that not all Africans are good chauffeurs.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-08-2017, 10:55 PM
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Hi Basilissa,
As an outsider, probably misinformed or lacking knowledge, which king are you referring to? Would that be trump or God? I reside in Europa and here are many kings, some taken more seriously than others. Can you give some guidance on this subject?
Kind regards,
Roland
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Well, here's your answer:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/inde...ng-trump-king/
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Tell me, if you were to bull doze Detroit, where would you dispose of the garbage? Not in my backyard, I can assure you!
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Precisely.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-09-2017, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
You could buy a small African village sure. But for less you can probably buy the city of Detroit Michigan and have an even larger population of young nigras to control. Imagine putting your domination over a crime ridden city and turning it around whilst making a way of proof that God's way is the path of righteousness?
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Unfortunately Bubba, these things historically haven't turned out too well.
In the past these efforts were known as "colonialism", and today they are generally frowned upon - mostly as "white supremacy" and other racial and gender "patriarchy" condemnations. Sure, everyone started out with these noble ideals - bring civilization to the "savages", and we also sent missionaries to teach them about Jesus. The problem is that all of these things cost money, and it was often justified by attempting to recoup costs by helping ourselves to a few "natural resources" along the way (and providing employment to the native savages).
Incidentally, our own Godly George W. Bush justified the Iraq War by attempting to pay for it with Iraqi oil for saving them from their dictator Sodom Hussein. Unfortunately, the ungrateful Iraqi's never did pay us back.
Take the British, who devoted vast resources to India, for example. These ungrateful dot heads finally kicked them out (for "independence"), but not before teaching vast numbers of them the "English" language. Today we are saddled with these ingrates on vast numbers of "help lines" and have to listen to their jibberish on all those unsolicited calls we get on our phones all day long.
Then for a period of time there were these insufferable LIEberal "romantic" novelists that started this "Noble Savage" movement saying that we shouldn't interfere with these "savages" and their "culture" - a precursor to today's "multiculturalism".
Unfortunately, spear chuckers still like to chuck spears and porch monkeys still like to sit on porches - whether it's in Africa or Detroit. The good news is that Democrats like to move to cities that are built 5 feet below sea level that are located in hurricane zones.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Thinking of using my life savings to buy a small village in Africa. -
10-09-2017, 10:29 AM
Titus, have you been spending time with Democrats or something? I can't think of a worse drain on your resources than having to be responsible for the well-being and upkeep of all those people. Aren't you already paying enough taxes?
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