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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 04-06-2013, 03:51 AM

Okay your kinda pushing it insulting Simmons, grif is understandable but Simmons is smart (unlike you Christians) and Simmons will use knowledge and science to [NAUGHTY WORD] your [NAUGHTY WORD] up

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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 05-15-2013, 09:07 PM

The first thing that came to my mind while reading these post was how cold-hearted fellow christians can be. I just mean everyone. And I mean everyone with a different opinion is unsaved trash! Like you are better than them! Didn't God say to love everyone? That's not love! If you ask me I believe these 'christians' are Satan. You spread hate when they don't agree with you. You don't try to argue.. Noooo.. Immediately you force your beliefs on them. You're saying "You can't have your own opinion because that's wrong." You want to be pure? Well here's a list of things you can't do if you follow your rules.
Don't wear make-up or use any kind of ointment. God gave you a body. Don't offend him by trying to change the appearance.
Stop riding a car. It's designed by humans and/or Satan.
Stop using your fridge.
Stop using electricity.
Stop going on the internet.
Stop hating people.
Stop reading this comment.
Stop everything that evolution has brought you. ( that includes breathing)
Don't have sex. Wait until you become pregnant thanks to a miracle.

Go ahead. Say I'm unsaved trash. I know I'm not. I know better than to believe this. I have faith in God. And he granted me life. Therefore I will live my life like I want it. He said it was okay. Otherwise I wouldn't be here. Please stop shoving your beliefs down someone's throat. It will make your life so much more enjoyable. Jesus always listened. He never forced anyone to believe. So follow his lead. ( by the way.. Nothing, and I mean nothing will or can change my mind about that. Absolutely nothing.)
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 05-15-2013, 09:13 PM

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Didn't God say to love everyone?
No!

Proverbs 6:16-19
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Matthew 10:34-37
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.


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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 05-15-2013, 09:19 PM

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Didn't God say to love everyone?
No dear. Jesus told us to love our brother. You can read here to learn just who our brother is.

Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?




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You spread hate when they don't agree with you.
Wrong again, dear. We spread the uncensored Word of God. Have you ever read the Holy Bible? Have you read all of it, or just bits and pieces? I would encourage you to read all of it, every last word. You can use our helpful study guides!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=7

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Immediately you force your beliefs on them.
How do you suppose we do that, dear? Has someone reported a True Christian™ barging into someone's home and forcing the Good News on them until they are brainwashed and believe as we do?



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You're saying "You can't have your own opinion because that's wrong."
Again, dear, that's not us saying it. That's God. He says so. Why not read the Holy Bible and find out for yourself?



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You want to be pure? Well here's a list of things you can't do if you follow your rules.
Don't wear make-up or use any kind of ointment. God gave you a body. Don't offend him by trying to change the appearance.
Stop riding a car. It's designed by humans and/or Satan.
Stop using your fridge.
Stop using electricity.
Stop going on the internet.
Stop hating people.
Stop reading this comment.
Stop everything that evolution has brought you. ( that includes breathing)
Don't have sex. Wait until you become pregnant thanks to a miracle.
This is the silliest list I've ever seen. It's almost as if you have no idea who God is or what He wants.



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Go ahead. Say I'm unsaved trash. I know I'm not. I know better than to believe this. I have faith in God. And he granted me life. Therefore I will live my life like I want it. He said it was okay.
Or so you think. Are you quite sure? Are you sure your faith is in the real Jesus, or in what you happen to think Jesus must be like? Are you sure your doubts don't betray your soul's cry out to the Father for Truth? Are you quite sure when you were baptized, it took?

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Jesus always listened. He never forced anyone to believe. So follow his lead.
Thank God in Landover, we don't have to tip tables over or whip people to catch their attention.



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( by the way.. Nothing, and I mean nothing will or can change my mind about that. Absolutely nothing.)
Then you're admitting to being closed minded. You could be absolutely wrong and shutting God out, and you would never know it.

Such a shame to not know that what you think is being Saved© is really nothing more than your own conscience telling you "atta boy, you're a good person."



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 05-15-2013, 09:28 PM

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Or so you think. Are you quite sure? Are you sure your faith is in the real Jesus, or in what you happen to think Jesus must be like? Are you sure your doubts don't betray your soul's cry out to the Father for Truth? Are you quite sure when you were baptized, it took.

Oooh whoop tee dooo! You decided to try to let me see my 'mistakes'? Hahaha. Well how do you know that you are following the real religion? Because the bible said so? Hah! The bible got changed in 1600 and if I'm right Jesus was already dead. A long time ago! So try. Convince me you are following the right one.
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Oooh whoop tee dooo! You decided to try to let me see my 'mistakes'? Hahaha. Well how do you know that you are following the real religion? Because the bible said so? Hah! The bible got changed in 1600 and if I'm right Jesus was already dead. A long time ago! So try. Convince me you are following the right one.
Friend, Yes, Jesus dies for YOUR sins but He arose from the dead three days later, pushed aside the immovable boulder from the mouth of the cave to return to walk among us for all of eternity. He still is with us. Therefore, if He wanted the Bible edited, He could/can do it at any time. He has not because, like everything else He creates or is responsible for, is Perfect©.

Checkmate!
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Talking Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 05-20-2013, 09:25 PM

Hahahahahahaha... Thank you. You guys give me so much to laugh about. My friends love hearing what you guys post. It's absolutely top.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 05-20-2013, 09:39 PM

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Hahahahahahaha... Thank you. You guys give me so much to laugh about. My friends love hearing what you guys post. It's absolutely top.
Sweetheart, enjoy your laugh now, because it will be much harder to laugh when you end up cast into the lake of fire:

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

I have underlined the parts that refer to you personally.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 08-09-2013, 12:33 AM

You posted bible quotes so I know that your information from god is accurate, but how can I know any of your examples about how the show violates god's word if you do not post the quote from the show and what episode and season the quote happened in so I know that you are not making this up some examples:

-where did "Grif" say he had sexual feelings for "Simons"
-when did "Church" mention using a Ouiji board to bring back dead animals
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 09-27-2013, 01:14 AM

I am a Christian, and I l love Jesus but I also like red vs blue I don't believe that the people who made red vs blue are evil or tried to make something evil they just make jokes about it in fact I bet they are all Christians and even if they were (and I don't believe they were other wise I wouldn't watch the show) didn't god say not to judge. please don't take this offensively I truly don't mean for you fellow Christians to take it the wrong way I just think that joking about something and believing in something are two different things.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 09-27-2013, 01:25 AM

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...didn't god say not to judge...
Nope. He said not to judge hypocritically (see Matthew 5, and read it carefully, this time).

If you're perfect (like a True Christian™), then judge away, throw stones if you want to.

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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 09-27-2013, 01:31 AM

We must not let Satan win! Robots are Satan's playthings!
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-02-2013, 11:29 PM

Reading some of the comments made me sick. I could not believe that fellow believers would talk down to others like that. Both as a fan of red vs blue and a Cristian I felt as though the article had some misinterpretations. One was that red vs blue promoted the sins. They did not promote them, they portrayed them. A difference that made it seem as red vs blue were causing the problems. The characters are meant to be negitive role models, not positive ones, so it wouldn't promote any sins. And the name calling is quite unnecessary. Jesus did not call sinners names, he embraced them. He called the hypocrites names, like those who stoned the adulterous woman. Let he who is sin less cast the first stone and all have sinned.
To conclude while red vs blue is not Christ centered,it is not the work of Satan and the name calling does not need to be here, it would not be very godly.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-02-2013, 11:55 PM

Thank you for being the one Christian who gets it. I'm glad you are not blind to the fact they are not promoting it. By the way, just a question, is the burnie burns account actualy him. I'm.guessing not but it might be so I'm just asking if you know. God bless you.
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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-03-2013, 12:17 AM

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Reading some of the comments made me sick.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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And the name calling is quite unnecessary. Jesus did not call sinners names, he embraced them. He called the hypocrites names, like those who stoned the adulterous woman.
Sinners are hypocrites when they do things that they know are evil and againstGgod and man.


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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-03-2013, 12:58 AM

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Thank you for being the one Christian who gets it. I'm glad you are not blind to the fact they are not promoting it. By the way, just a question, is the burnie burns account actualy him. I'm.guessing not but it might be so I'm just asking if you know. God bless you.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-03-2013, 04:28 AM

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Reading some of the comments made me sick.
Could you share with us some of the specific comments that made you sick? Since you flounder somewhere in the balance between following Christ and following the Enemy, as an admitted sinner who "struggles", it is impossible for me to know whether you are disgusted by the Unsaved Trash or the True Christians™. Is it a little of both?

Since you admit to sinning, perhaps there is some other explanation as to why you feel sick, as opposed to mere words on a screen. You could have taken too many drugs, contracted a sexually transmitted disease, or ingested too much semen.


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Default Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children! - 10-05-2013, 05:09 AM

You sir have no idea what your talking about. You're also a racist, sexist homophobe and a disgrace to the Christian religion. First of all Simmons and Grif don't have a gay relationship, they're friends. Donut never said he was gay, he is just flamboyant and weird. Tex you say (this brings me back to my sexist statement) belongs in the kitchen like a true woman. Something along those lines? How sexist is that, she is a soldier. Another thing, Tucker was raped by that alien in his sleep, and I don't remember if they confirm he's black, but he uses the sword because he is the chosen one. Next up Caboose. You got him so wrong I question of you even watched one episode of the show. He was meant to be an idiot! He isn't smart along any lines, you even said he took everything literally, which simply adds to how dumb he is. Church was never a ghost he was an A.I. and that's how he could posses the robot that Sarge created. Which brings me to Sarge, he built Lopez as an engineer to help them, and there are plenty of Christians working towards making robots today. Does that make them sinners? No, it says nothing in the Bible about artificial help and intelligence. Simmons donated his organs to help someone, I think it was Grif, he saved a life. You are dumber than Caboose himself and the Red vs. Blue series has helped me through tough sad times in my life, they always cheered me up. You should be kissing Rooster Teeth's employees feet for just being able to watch the show and voice your retarted opinion. You as I said before disgrace our religion and make us seem like jerks. I feel bad for you and hope that God helps you to understand the error of your ways. And to everyone who is reading this, it is coming from a christian who regularly worships the Lord at church. Seriously watch the series before you make wrong assumptions about the show. Praise the Lord.

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...You're also a racist, sexist homophobe and a disgrace to the Christian religion...
Have you ever read the Bible?

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Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

And what is the will of your Father?

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

Deuteronomy 17:2-5 "2 If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant, 3 And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded; 4 And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and inquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel: 5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die."

So how many homosexuals, witches, and idolators have you killed recently, to show how much you fear God?


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