Who will be the next pope?

[Harold Law]

Greetings Fellow Christians,

Recently old Pope Been-a-dick announced his resignation. Although he was a ring kissing catlick, we can thank god he wasn't a handicapped polack like the last Pope. I'm really quite concerned that the next pope just might be a Nigra. I'm going to say it here folks, I think Obama is going to be the next pope...

That boy's stolen two elections already, why not a third?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

The runners and riders are here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=87642 I'm offering 200/1 on any write-in candidate.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

If I were a a betting man I would put money on a gay paedo who uses his office to pierce young boys bottoms with his penile member.

But I guess that covers most priest

YIC

[Basilissa]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

Frankly, no matter whom they elect, it will be a step up from Benedict - he set really low standards!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

I'm going to say it here folks, I think Obama is going to be the next pope... That boy's stolen two elections already, why not a third?

That could very well be the case. Obama is more power hungry than Caligula, Nero, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Chairman Mao, Slobodan Milosevic, Idi Amin, Robert Mugabe, Fidel Castro, Benito Mussolini, Augusto Pinochet, Vladimir Lenin, Napoleon, Vlad III the Impaler, Saddam Hussein, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Pol Pot, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong II and Jimmy Carter combined.

[Harold Law]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

That could very well be the case. Obama is more power hungry than Caligula, Nero, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Chairman Mao, Slobodan Milosevic, Idi Amin, Robert Mugabe, Fidel Castro, Benito Mussolini, Augusto Pinochet, Vladimir Lenin, Napoleon, Vlad III the Impaler, Saddam Hussein, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Pol Pot, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong II and Jimmy Carter combined.

Amen brother!!!

You forgot Nancy Pelosi and Atilla the Hun.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

He would still want to fit in with others of his race. The Popemobile would become a used black Cadillac with mud flaps.

[Harold Law]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

It certainly isn't beyond the Cathylicks to elect a Nazi. What's interesting is that Obama will be the first Muslim Nazi pope.

[Basilissa]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

It certainly isn't beyond the Cathylicks to elect a Nazi.

Of course it isn't -it has already been done, Benedict was a member of Hitler Youth

[roshna]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

That could very well be the case. Obama is more power hungry than Caligula, Nero, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Chairman Mao, Slobodan Milosevic, Idi Amin, Robert Mugabe, Fidel Castro, Benito Mussolini, Augusto Pinochet, Vladimir Lenin, Napoleon, Vlad III the Impaler, Saddam Hussein, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Pol Pot, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong II and Jimmy Carter combined.

There is no need of pope as Jesus is the only mediator between man and god. Also i praise your statement about woman must dress properly but when you said that only sluts gets raped, then why my neighbour, a muslim woman who covers herself all over with black 'burkha' got raped? the only part of her body that i ever seen was her eyes! also 2 SAMUEL 13 why did Amnon, the broother of Taamar raped her? woman in those days used to dress properly including head veil.

yes woman MUST dress in modesty but the statement sluts gets raped is not true otherwise why anyone want to have sex with a woman who never ever shows her body part like the muslim woman i mnetioned? that means men have that instict to have sex with woman always whether or not they advertise their body. God knew it and that is why he says in scripture to avoid tempation and commands not to commit adultery.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

Amen brother!!!

You forgot Nancy Pelosi and Atilla the Hun.

And Ghandi.

[roshna]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

If I were a a betting man I would put money on a gay paedo who uses his office to pierce young boys bottoms with his penile member.

But I guess that covers most priest

YIC

Just wondered why you have to use the above language if you are a true christian. You cant use the same tounge to praise god and to say those bad words. there are other words in english to express your ides.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

There is no need of pope as Jesus is the only mediator between man and god. Also i praise your statement about woman must dress properly but when you said that only sluts gets raped, then why my neighbour, a muslim woman who covers herself all over with black 'burkha' got raped? the only part of her body that i ever seen was her eyes! also 2 SAMUEL 13 why did Amnon, the broother of Taamar raped her? woman in those days used to dress properly including head veil.

yes woman MUST dress in modesty but the statement sluts gets raped is not true otherwise why anyone want to have sex with a woman who never ever shows her body part like the muslim woman i mnetioned? that means men have that instict to have sex with woman always whether or not they advertise their body. God knew it and that is why he says in scripture to avoid tempation and commands not to commit adultery.

If you heathen neighbor got raped, she was what we call a secret slut. She may have appeared chaste and modest, and she may have even been a virgin, but her heart was wanton and she secretly craved sex. By getting herself raped, she satisfied her sinful desires, but she still has plausible deniability in public. It is more common than you think, we see this behavior frequently among unsaved virgin whores.

[roshna]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

If you heathen neighbor got raped, she was what we call a secret slut. She may have appeared chaste and modest, and she may have even been a virgin, but her heart was wanton and she secretly craved sex. By getting herself raped, she satisfied her sinful desires, but she still has plausible deniability in public. It is more common than you think, we see this behavior frequently among unsaved virgin whores.

and what about Taamar got raped my amnon, the brother in 2 samuel 13?

[roshna]

Re: Who will be the next pope?

If you heathen neighbor got raped, she was what we call a secret slut. She may have appeared chaste and modest, and she may have even been a virgin, but her heart was wanton and she secretly craved sex. By getting herself raped, she satisfied her sinful desires, but she still has plausible deniability in public. It is more common than you think, we see this behavior frequently among unsaved virgin whores.

why are there paedophiles if men themselves doesnt crave for sex? why have i received a baby girl of 1 yr old in our ward for emergency care because she got raped by her uncle on babysitting? is that baby a slut too?