I just learned that the Catholics celebrate the "patron saint of animals" by riding a horse through a bonfire.
1. On one hand, the idea of scorching an animal's genetalia in honor of the patron saint of animals is just so....What's the word I'm looking for here...Zen?
2. On the other hand, Deuteronomy 18:10 says that fire-walking is a form of devil-worship, just as bad as tarot cards and fortune cookies.
3. On the other hand (no, I don't have three hands, I mean back to the first hand) it looks like a lot of fun. Toss some fireworks in there, maybe wear an asbestos suit and then pour gasoline on the horse and "WOOOO I'm ridin' the FIRE-HORSE!" in the name of the patron saint of AWESOME.
1. On one hand, the idea of scorching an animal's genetalia in honor of the patron saint of animals is just so....What's the word I'm looking for here...Zen?
2. On the other hand, Deuteronomy 18:10 says that fire-walking is a form of devil-worship, just as bad as tarot cards and fortune cookies.
3. On the other hand (no, I don't have three hands, I mean back to the first hand) it looks like a lot of fun. Toss some fireworks in there, maybe wear an asbestos suit and then pour gasoline on the horse and "WOOOO I'm ridin' the FIRE-HORSE!" in the name of the patron saint of AWESOME.
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