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Gay men give anal birth to devils, the shocking truth -
05-13-2013, 10:17 PM
This article, written by an ex gay porn star, describes the occult secrets of the homo underground. Fags have known for a long time that gay sex causes demonic pregnancies inside the rectal cavity, and subsequent demonic birth.
The rectal fascinations of the homosexual community have been well documented. It is a little known fact however that the gay community is trying to bring about the birth of the antiChrist through anal insemination. Since the antiChrist will persecute Christians mercilessly during the End Times, this proves again that anal sex has only one motive: the persecution of straight, married Christians!
We must stop this anal proliferation of demonic entities! I have been thinking of solutions. One, we could lobby Congress to sew up the rectums of queers, like the man in this article and Professor Bessemer. The only drawback to that is that fags might seize this opportunity to have sex in their stomachs through the food hole. What do you think, brethren?
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In the video, Sciambra who formerly appeared in gay porn for many years says that after finding God, he sought hospitalisation following damage caused to his rectum that meant he had to have his “sphincters almost stitched shut.”
In the video he said: “I’m going to talk about the devil and why he loves anal sex. Anal sex releases into the world rare demonic entities and that even in the body could be conceived as the devil and that would be given birth to anally.
Describing his experiences in the porn industry he said:”There is a definite dark shadow when you are involved with this stuff. I did BDSM bondage porn.”
Warning the viewers of his ministry, Sciambra said :The anus was never designed by nature to accommodate the penis. It just wasn’t meant to be. When you do get involved with that activity it causes a lot of physical damage- I can testify that first hand. When I got out of porn, I started having problems straight away. About two years later, I had surgery, it was horrible I had to have my sphincters almost stitched shut.”
Concluding his video, the former porn star tells viewers about the “spiritual and mental damage that anal sex can do. I do believe that it creates a doorway literally into the demonic, the supernatural.”
Scimabra writes a blog entitled “How Our Lord Jesus Christ Saved Me From Homosexuality, Pornography, and the Occult.”
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Satan loves anal sex. The devil will be given birth to anally. Spoken from a True Christian™ ex-faggot.
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05-13-2013, 11:17 PM
It really is a dilemma. If we make it harder for them to sodomize each other, I fear it will be our own husbands, sons, and brothers whose fannies they'll frazzle. We can fight demons with prayer, but when a man is raped -- even a Christian man -- part of his manhood is lost forever. Personally, I'm not willing to put my loved ones at risk.
What if we lopped off their tallywhackers?
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05-13-2013, 11:24 PM
The best solution would be to have death penalty on homosexuality, as the Bible commands.
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05-13-2013, 11:51 PM
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Amen Brother! The elective rectumectomy that I chose to receive during my Ex-Gay© treatment made it that much easier for me to invite Jesus into my soul. My anus and surrounding structures were very nearly destroyed by years and years of violent and repeated penetration by some of the largest homosexual penises in the world. You see, I was what is referred to as a size queen. My sphincter hungered to be pounded by and to receive the manseed of only members of incredible girth and ridiculous length. I never met an erection I could not accommodate, and believe me, I met literally thousands.
But alas, my colon could take only so much abuse. By the time I chose to cure myself of my Sodomania, my lower intestinal tract was a shambles, a mere shadow of the taught, fit alimentary canal God blessed me with. I had two choices at that point. Extensive reconstructive surgery, or the removal of my rectum, the lower part of my colon, and the surgical closure of my anus. The latter was the path He chose for me after much prayer. And to this day, I praise His holy name every time I empty a colostomy bag.
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Re: Gay men give anal birth to devils, the shocking truth -
05-19-2013, 10:32 PM
Brothers, I do not believe that Christ would frown at the abortion of these demonic homunculi which incubate in the bowels of the sodomite.
As some of you know, manual extraction of anal demons is a specialty of mine.
I have invented several devices which perform the function quite adequately...not the least of which is a little beauty I have dubbed the Poot Shank.
The Poot Shank is easily assembled from common household items, and is easy to use...however, the uninitiated should always test their device on some type of large animal before using it on a human subject.
The parts needed are:
A powerful flashlight, a stainless steel speculum, a co2 powered air rifle & a fondu fork with nylon lanyard (fishing line, 20 lb. test) attached for ease of retrieval.
The assembly and use should be self explanitory. I have released this invention into the public domain, so lock, load and fire at will. Also, feel free to PM me for detailed schematics of this and other improvised extraction devices.
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Re: Gay men give anal birth to devils, the shocking truth -
05-19-2013, 11:36 PM
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...common household items...
...a stainless steel speculum...
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Veddy interesting...
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05-20-2013, 10:03 PM
I think Obama is an anal devil!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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10-20-2015, 12:41 AM
How terrifying. They can multiply through butt sex!? THEY ARE MULTIPLYING!!!
Homosexuality is actually caused by demons! It is a demon of homosexuality which turns people from being straight to Bisexual or Gay!
Can a child be born with a homosexual demon in it's rear?
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10-20-2015, 06:54 AM
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How terrifying. They can multiply through butt sex!? THEY ARE MULTIPLYING!!!
Homosexuality is actually caused by demons! It is a demon of homosexuality which turns people from being straight to Bisexual or Gay!
Can a child be born with a homosexual demon in it's rear?
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I dare say that this is probably true Sister Daisy - after being incubated in the colon they will find any way to get out. I surmise that if the rectum is plugged they will attempt the oral cavity (like in the movie Exorcist), or violently exit the body through the torso (like in that movie Alien with Sigourney Weaver - who is a reported lezbean).
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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10-20-2015, 03:19 PM
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Can a child be born with a homosexual demon in it's rear?
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I'm no expert of course, but my guess is Yes. I say this because people keep saying they, or their brothers or sisters were "always like this" when they reference their sinful attraction to sticking random things in their nether-regions. "Born This Way"? More like "Born With Homer Demons In My Butt, And I LIKE It!"
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Gay men give anal birth to devils, the shocking truth -
10-20-2015, 03:42 PM
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I'm no expert of course, but my guess is Yes. I say this because people keep saying they, or their brothers or sisters were "always like this" when they reference their sinful attraction to sticking random things in their nether-regions. "Born This Way"? More like "Born With Homer Demons In My Butt, And I LIKE It!"
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Horrifying! Could you imagine changing the diapers of one of these demon impregnated babies and then a horrific demon pops his head out of the child's bunghole to say hello! Why, I would positively faint from fear!
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Re: Gay men give anal birth to devils, the shocking truth -
10-20-2015, 05:26 PM
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Horrifying! Could you imagine changing the diapers of one of these demon impregnated babies and then a horrific demon pops his head out of the child's bunghole to say hello! Why, I would positively faint from fear!
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We True Christians™ need to be proactive on this. Coming at us is something horrific.
We need to pass legislation now to exclude these births from taking place in our maternity wards. Homers need to fund their own hospitals so ours are not contaminated.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Gay men give anal birth to devils, the shocking truth -
10-20-2015, 07:49 PM
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Horrifying! Could you imagine changing the diapers of one of these demon impregnated babies and then a horrific demon pops his head out of the child's bunghole to say hello! Why, I would positively faint from fear!
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If one of my babies did that then I'd be just horrified! I wonder if this is why the eskimo people of Godless Estonia and suchlike regions often leave their children out on ice-floes, because demons are accustomed to the Fires of Hell and die in the cold.
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