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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-14-2014, 07:17 PM

I completely agree. Left handed people should burn in the very darkest pits of hell. To use one of the hands that God created for you more than the other is disgusting.

I once met a man in Grimsby who'd just lost his right arm in a skiing accident. He went on to say he was a freelance writer before the limb damage and that, slowly, he was easing his way back into his field of work. After asking him how he still writes, I found that he had forced himself to write with his left hand. Upon hearing this devastating news, I instinctively delivered a round house kick to the man's face, rendering him unconscious. I then proceeded to force feed him 18 caplets of paracetamol. While he was lying there, foamy saliva oozing from his mouth and running down his cheek, I felt a sense of pride that I had done the Lord's work for him. It makes me smile knowing that this sinful boggart is swelling in the depths of the netherworld, being anally penetrated by Satan himself.

If you are to the belief that left handedness is wicked and sinful then please read the following statement:
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-14-2014, 07:21 PM

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I completely agree. Left handed people should burn in the very darkest pits of hell. To use one of the hands that God created for you more than the other is disgusting.

I once met a man in Grimsby who'd just lost his right arm in a skiing accident. He went on to say he was a freelance writer before the limb damage and that, slowly, he was easing his way back into his field of work. After asking him how he still writes, I found that he had forced himself to write with his left hand. Upon hearing this devastating news, I instinctively delivered a round house kick to the man's face, rendering him unconscious. I then proceeded to force feed him 18 caplets of paracetamol. While he was lying there, foamy saliva oozing from his mouth and running down his cheek, I felt a sense of pride that I had done the Lord's work for him. It makes me smile knowing that this sinful boggart is swelling in the depths of the netherworld, being anally penetrated by Satan himself.

If you are to the belief that left handedness is wicked and sinful then please read the following statement:
You're a mormon.
Well that is, by far, the oddest religious test I've ever read. I thought to be a Mormon you had to believe Joseph Smith wasn't really a con man but coincidentally found "seer stones" to translate his pretend texts only 18 months after being arrested for and confessing to conning people by taking money to read their futures with "seer stones." Also, magic underwear.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-14-2014, 09:12 PM

I was being sarcastic and using extremes to show how misguided and petulant you all are. I apologise when I called you a mormon, it was supposed to be mormon but I was a victim of the autocorrect. Which brings me onto my other point: should autocorrect be demonized as a work of the devil? I heard somebody who was left handed used it once and now that it's tainted with spirits and generally bad voodoo I believe it's evil.

Clearly whoever set up this whole ideology was misjudged and, let's be honest, probably intoxicated.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-15-2014, 12:05 AM

As a reformed left hander, I thank The Almighty for giving me the ability to avoid the metric side of the measuring cup, write on a chalkboard, and shoot the multitude of Godly right handed weapons!

Hallelujah!


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-17-2014, 04:09 PM

Is God rejecting me, because I use both hands when I write?
I us my left hand only to eat and write ( sometimes I use my right hand). For anything else I use my right hand.
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Angry Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 08:05 AM

Please tell me this is some kind of metaphor or a joke? I was BORN left handed, it wasn't a choice to choose my dominate hand or my dominate brain hemisphere, I was forced to learn to write with my right hand when I was in baptist school and it was one of the single most horrible things to ever happen to me, my hand was tied to a desk and I was forced to use my right hand, the fingers on my left hand were taped together so I couldn't use them and it was very very difficult to do the things they wanted me to do. I was born left handed, my fiancé is left handed, what is the big deal about which hand is dominate?! If all of this is true, if the left hand is so evil, then why do you put your wedding ring and your engagement ring on your left hand? Wouldn't that mean that it's a sacred hand, symbolizing commitment and trust? It's people like you who pervert the scriptures and try and force people to see them the way you want them to be interpreted that are the apostates, not anyone else and you should be utterly ashamed of yourself!!

And by the way... I'm relearning how to write with m left hand again and it's an amazingly liberating experience!!! It's better than premarital sex!!
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 08:20 AM

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Please tell me this is some kind of metaphor or a joke? I was BORN left handed, it wasn't a choice to choose my dominate hand or my dominate brain hemisphere, I was forced to learn to write with my right hand when I was in baptist school and it was one of the single most horrible things to ever happen to me, my hand was tied to a desk and I was forced to use my right hand, the fingers on my left hand were taped together so I couldn't use them and it was very very difficult to do the things they wanted me to do. I was born left handed, my fiancé is left handed, what is the big deal about which hand is dominate?! If all of this is true, if the left hand is so evil, then why do you put your wedding ring and your engagement ring on your left hand? Wouldn't that mean that it's a sacred hand, symbolizing commitment and trust? It's people like you who pervert the scriptures and try and force people to see them the way you want them to be interpreted that are the apostates, not anyone else and you should be utterly ashamed of yourself!!

And by the way... I'm relearning how to write with m left hand again and it's an amazingly liberating experience!!! It's better than premarital sex!!
Do you think it's a coincidence that anti-Christ throws (like a girl) with his left had?

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 08:25 AM

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Do you think it's coincident that anti-Christ throws (like a girl) with his left had?

You mean "coincidence"? Um... First of all yes and second of all, he's not the Antichrist, if he was then it would have been known by now, 4 1/2 years have passed under his administration and I haven't seen any plagues or people being taken to heaven spontaneously. And please, I want you to give me one, very clear scripture that tells me outright that being left handed is going to send me to hell. Also... You never even addressed any of the points I made in my post, making fun of someone is sign número uno that someone knows that they are wrong and they are searching for a scapegoat because they can not back up their claims. Psychology 101 my friend, God gave us the ability to study scientific phenomenon for a reason.
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You mean "coincidence"? Um... First of all yes and second of all, he's not the Antichrist, if he was then it would have been known by now, 4 1/2 years have passed under his administration and I haven't seen any plagues or people being taken to heaven spontaneously. And please, I want you to give me one, very clear scripture that tells me outright that being left handed is going to send me to hell. Also... You never even addressed any of the points I made in my post, making fun of someone is sign número uno that someone knows that they are wrong and they are searching for a scapegoat because they can not back up their claims. Psychology 101 my friend, God gave us the ability to study scientific phenomenon for a reason.
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Why won't you just address the issue and stop beating around the bush? I go to St. Williams Parish now, I don't pick and choose bible verses as favorites, but I am partial to the books of Ezekiel and Revelation. There, intro, now answer my questions.
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You mean "coincidence"?
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 08:37 AM

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Um.... Observant much? All they have to do is read my quote section...
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Why won't you just address the issue and stop beating around the bush? I go to St. Williams Parish now, I don't pick and choose bible verses as favorites, but I am partial to the books of Ezekiel and Revelation. There, intro, now answer my questions.
Have you read the OP? What parts of it do you disagree with?

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I am much Idiot!!! All they have to do is read my quote section...
It's not like you can't change the quote section with ease
Now that we have seen that you are not very bright, I would like to know why you changed what I actually wrote on your quote section?
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Have you read the OP? What parts of it do you disagree with?

By the way, I started an introduction thread for you.
How about the obvious part of when he called all left handed people "hell bound" how exactly am I he'll bound just because of my brain structure and the fact that I use my right side of my brain more so than my left side?
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 08:48 AM

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It's not like you can't change the quote section with ease
Now that we have seen that you are not very bright, I would like to know why you changed what I actually wrote on your quote section?
So I'm the sinner when you clearly just told a blatant lie?
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 08:52 AM

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So I'm the sinner when you clearly just told a blatant lie?
Did I say anything about you being a sinner? You are not making any sense at all. First you change what I wrote and now you are imagining things. Are you feeling well?
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 08:57 AM

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How about the obvious part of when he called all left handed people "hell bound" how exactly am I he'll bound just because of my brain structure and the fact that I use my right side of my brain more so than my left side?
The Bible makes it clear that God frowns on the left hand.

Eccl 10:2 A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.

Why do you choose to use your left hand? If you want to please God, learn to use your right.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 09:02 AM

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The Bible makes it clear that God frowns on the left hand.

Eccl 10:2 A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.

Why do you choose to use your left hand? If you want to please God, learn to use your right.
It's not a choice that I've made to be born left handed. What's going on on this forum? Pretending as though I've changed somebody's quote, telling me to stop using my left hand? Why? It's just a hand. The scripture means to say that your heart should be at your right hand right? It just means the same thing as Jesus being seated at the "right hand" of God, Gabriel is seated at his left hand is he not? God trusts Gabriel, otherwise he would not be the arch angel in charge of the archives of heaven, yet another example of the left hand being of utmost importance.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-25-2014, 09:06 AM

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It's not a choice that I've made to be born left handed.
People can learn to use their right hand, just like people can unlearn to be gay.

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Gabriel is seated at his left hand is he not? God trusts Gabriel, otherwise he would not be the arch angel in charge of the archives of heaven, yet another example of the left hand being of utmost importance.
Where does the Bible say Gabriel is at God's left hand? Book, chapter and verse, please.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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