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02-23-2007, 08:10 PM
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4My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
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*Tries to keep a straight face*..... *Face turns red*..... *Bursts out laughing* What the hell is wrong with your crazy book? I can just see someone using that as a Biblical come-on: "You're so hot I could just sh*t my pants!"
Can someone explain this verse to me? What the hell is that verse supposed to mean?
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02-23-2007, 08:25 PM
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Can someone explain this verse to me? What the hell is that verse supposed to mean?
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Have you never had "butterflies in the stomach"?
How vile for you to assume something vulgar was intended. There is nothing disgusting in God's Word!!
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02-24-2007, 12:36 AM
Can someone explain this verse to me? What the hell is that verse supposed to mean?[/QUOTE]
Woe, you misguided creature, how very much the Lord would minister to your deepest reaches, if only you would let Him. You must know that there are passages in His Holy Word so mysterious, so full of spiritual content that the likes of you cannot begin to understand, being as youthfully fresh and innocent and ripe for learning as you are. Please meet me this afternoon behind the rectory and we'll discuss futher.
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Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 -
02-24-2007, 01:02 AM
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Can someone explain this verse to me? What the hell is that verse supposed to mean?
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Woe, you misguided creature, how very much the Lord would minister to your deepest reaches, if only you would let Him. You must know that there are passages in His Holy Word so mysterious, so full of spiritual content that the likes of you cannot begin to understand, being as youthfully fresh and innocent and ripe for learning as you are. Please meet me this afternoon behind the rectory and we'll discuss futher.
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Brother Lee, do your bowels move for Miss Undies?
You should be forewarned, she speaks <gasp> French.
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02-24-2007, 07:33 PM
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Please meet me this afternoon behind the rectory and we'll discuss futher.
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Uhh... yeah... I won't be meeting any of the Landover Baptist Pastors anywhere at any time. Sorry.
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Brother Lee, do your bowels move for Miss Undies? *Snickers* You have to know how funny that sounds.
You should be forewarned, she speaks <gasp> French.
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And she bites, very, very hard.
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02-24-2007, 07:36 PM
I am Certain that the offensive Word in question is simply a mis-spelling of "bowls." Baking bowls, perhaps
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02-26-2007, 11:54 PM
But if God wrote the Bible and God is perfect and makes no mistakes, how could there be a spelling mistake in the Bible???
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02-26-2007, 11:57 PM
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But if God wrote the Bible and God is perfect and makes no mistakes, how could there be a spelling mistake in the Bible???
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Honestly! The ridiculous things that enter your female brains!
Gibberish like this illustrates exactly why all women need a Godly man to guide and subjugate them.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 -
02-26-2007, 11:57 PM
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But if God wrote the Bible and God is perfect and makes no mistakes, how could there be a spelling mistake in the Bible???
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God didn't make any errors. Perhaps you're just reading it wrong. Remember, that the English is different than what is spoken now.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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02-27-2007, 03:43 AM
I agree with you, dear Alie.....this shows that they found some very strange things appealing in the bible....
Mr Lee......are you PROPOSITIONING Alie??? In which case I also must warn you.....she does indeed bite very hard.
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02-27-2007, 05:40 AM
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I agree with you, dear Alie.....this shows that they found some very strange things appealing in the bible....
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Better that the bowels are moved because of emotional hysteria than as in your case:
That they are constantly moved (unwillingly) due to incontinence brought on by too much sodomy.
You vile harlot, you make Jesus puke!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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02-27-2007, 07:22 AM
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Alie??? In which case I also must warn you.....she does indeed bite very hard.
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I happen to own a ball gag, and barbed-wire flogger for just such emergencies. If that isn't enough the stocks, and jumper cables should work just fine.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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02-27-2007, 12:00 PM
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I happen to own a ball gag, and barbed-wire flogger for just such emergencies. If that isn't enough the stocks, and jumper cables should work just fine.
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Way to go Rev DeeDee!!!
I never would have thought...it's always the quiet ones, eh?
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Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 -
02-27-2007, 03:07 PM
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I agree with you, dear Alie.....this shows that they found some very strange things appealing in the bible....
Mr Lee......are you PROPOSITIONING Alie??? In which case I also must warn you.....she does indeed bite very hard.
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How many times must this be explained. We are not interested in the sexual perversions practiced by you and your wiccaden/pagan/cat-skinning/baby-eating friends.
Quite plainly, your Godless friend is attempting to seduce Brother Larry. If the pair of you cannot lean to control your insatiable lusts on these boards, we will have to muzzle you.
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02-27-2007, 03:12 PM
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But if God wrote the Bible and God is perfect and makes no mistakes, how could there be a spelling mistake in the Bible???
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The Bible itself makes plain that God's ways are beyond the comprehension of arrant sinners. What would you expect?
To those of us who are Saved© and basking in the glory of the Lord's favour, all will be revealed. While hellbound wickedans like yourself and Van Hellsinker will be shrieking and writhing in the Lake of Fire.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 -
02-27-2007, 05:39 PM
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I agree with you, dear Alie.....this shows that they found some very strange things appealing in the bible....
Mr Lee......are you PROPOSITIONING Alie??? In which case I also must warn you.....she does indeed bite very hard.
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Nonsense. Brother Lee is only offering to fill Allie with His love. How do you get something lewd out of that?
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Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 -
02-27-2007, 09:48 PM
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The Bible itself makes plain that God's ways are beyond the comprehension of arrant sinners. What would you expect?
To those of us who are Saved© and basking in the glory of the Lord's favour, all will be revealed. While hellbound wickedans like yourself and Van Hellsinker will be shrieking and writhing in the Lake of Fire.
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You call US vile and perverted and yet you find it lovely and sweet that at the sight of someone's beloved described in the bible, the narrator feels compelled to expel faecal matter?
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Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 -
02-27-2007, 10:05 PM
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You call US vile and perverted and yet you find it lovely and sweet that at the sight of someone's beloved described in the bible, the narrator feels compelled to expel faecal matter?
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Yes, of course we call you vile and perverted, because you are! You're probably the type of sicko who'd examine the first half of that verse and start wondering exactly what hole it referred to!
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Re: Song of Solomon 5:4 -
02-27-2007, 10:51 PM
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Honestly! The ridiculous things that enter your female brains!
Gibberish like this illustrates exactly why all women need a Godly man to guide and subjugate them.
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Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson
God didn't make any errors. Perhaps you're just reading it wrong. Remember, that the English is different than what is spoken now.
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
The Bible itself makes plain that God's ways are beyond the comprehension of arrant sinners. What would you expect?
To those of us who are Saved© and basking in the glory of the Lord's favour, all will be revealed. While hellbound wickedans like yourself and Van Hellsinker will be shrieking and writhing in the Lake of Fire.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you all jumping down my throat here? I was asking a question in response to SUV's suggestion that God has spelled "bowls" wrong; seeing as God is perfect, how could He have spelled something wrong? That's all I was asking. Unless you're trying to tell me that He made a spelling mistak on purpose.
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Nonsense. Brother Lee is only offering to fill ALIE with His love. How do you get something lewd out of that?
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You say things like that on purpose. You and your twisted mind.
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02-27-2007, 11:31 PM
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You say things like that on purpose. You and your twisted mind.
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What??? Your the one who thinks The Song of Solomon is a some some guy singing about how hot his girlfriend's backside is, not about God's love for mankind.
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