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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
10-28-2012, 04:53 AM
I tend to spot them with a Sharpie. Lasts about a week.
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10-28-2012, 01:53 PM
Okay, why are you people so racist? I've served with Asians and I have never met one I haven't liked and respected. You people make me sick. Keep spreading the love of God.
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10-28-2012, 02:47 PM
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Yeah, that's EXACTLY what a racist would do.
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10-28-2012, 03:09 PM
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Yeah, that's EXACTLY what a racist would do.
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I don't understand. Are you somehow suggesting I'M a racist? And, if so, by what possible standard?
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10-29-2012, 01:10 AM
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I don't understand. Are you somehow suggesting I'M a racist? And, if so, by what possible standard?
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Don't worry, Brother. I'm sure he hates the fact that we actively sponsor African Niglets to learn the Word of God, so they can avoid Hell, too.
You know, like that twit who kept insisting we call African Niglets "African Americans"?
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
10-30-2012, 03:10 AM
Well, I don't have nothing against Japs, but I just want to say that I think they've outlived their usefulness. Chink workers are so much cheaper. Furthermore, the Chink government is far more enlightened - they understand that "human rights" is an impediment to free enterprise. How can we increase corporate profits if we've got to pay a livable wage or worry about our workers getting cancer or losing a few fingers in a machine?
No, about the only use my company has for Japan these days is weapons testing. That neutron bomb we tested at Fukushima (made it look like an accident, hey hey!) was a great success. Unfortunately, now that the Japs have closed most of their chemical factories, it's pretty hard to stage an accident whenever we want to test chemical weapons (like at Bhopal, where we recruited some Injun volunteers). But now the Injuns are getting all uppity and want all kinds of environmental regulations - thankfully, the Chinks don't care about that stuff. Of course, there are just billions and billions of them - we can test nukes, chemical and bio weapons on their civilian population and no one even notices.
Just want to let you know that our tests have yielded great results. Next time we liberate a country's oil supply, it's going to make the Iraq War look like a picnic.
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11-01-2012, 06:00 AM
Its so funny how people can have so much love for "God" and somehow so much hate for people of different races. You people are piffleing insane and I can't wait til this so-called "rapture" comes along and has you all writhing in hell like the psychotic weirdos you are
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11-01-2012, 06:12 AM
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Its so funny how people can have so much love for "God" and somehow so much hate for people of different races. You people are piffleing insane and I can't wait til this so-called "rapture" comes along and has you all writhing in hell like the psychotic weirdos you are
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You are accusing US of hatred? Please, go back and read everything you've posted so for and imagine someone stomped in to your living room and said that.
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11-01-2012, 09:49 AM
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I don't understand. Are you somehow suggesting I'M a racist? And, if so, by what possible standard?
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On the standards that if you regard any minorities even a little bit differently, you're a horrible racist. In other words, The Liebral Standard.
Honestly, I'm surprised that we didn't declare jap season the moment they bombed Pearl Harbor.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
11-01-2012, 02:14 PM
We don't hate them. If they would just renounce their idol-worshiping Shinto and Buddhism, stop speaking their Satanic language, and embrace the true Word of God in his Native Language, I would welcome them into the fold.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
11-02-2012, 01:10 AM
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We don't hate them. If they would just renounce their idol-worshiping Shinto and Buddhism, stop speaking their Satanic language, and embrace the true Word of God in his Native Language, I would welcome them into the fold.
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Amen, Brother Wop! Especially that thing about language. I'm convinced that the Asians suffer from some kind of genetic inability to learn the American language. Just like monkeys and chimpanzees, you can teach them to do tricks like peel bananas, make T-shirts at my company's sweatshops, etc, but you can't teach them to speak. Not only can't they talk American, but when they try to write, all they can do is produce gibberish like this:
うせろとヤンキーの犬を死ぬ!
That's got to be some kind of genetic defect. White people in commie Euroweenie countries like France and Sweden at least can write using God's chosen alphabet, despite the fact that they speak some kind of weird gay language. And the Brits have even learned to speak American, though they got a gay accent. But Japs, Chinks and all the other slanted races just produce unintelligible chicken-scratch. That should leave no doubt that they are an inferior species - even if they do make some damn good cell phones and cameras.
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11-11-2012, 09:46 PM
The Japs pre-stole suicide bombing from the Dune Coons back in Pearl Harbor. The liberals have been suppressing knowledge of their intent to inspire September 11th ever since them.
When Obama wept, it was because he wanted to admit responsibility for these heinous acts of terror so badly!
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11-11-2012, 10:18 PM
Japese is so bad, it reads "Amen, Brother Wop! Especially that thing about language. I'm convinced that the Asians suffer from some kind of genetic inability to learn the American language" as "Amen, brother Wop! In particular, is a linguistic information. Suffering, can learn from genetic confidence in Asia from some of the United States of America." if you translate it back and forth enough.
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04-06-2014, 03:54 AM
Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
04-06-2014, 04:27 AM
I know someone who used to run an English school in Japan. He told me that this is the way they learn English over there:
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
04-06-2014, 09:34 AM
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I know someone who used to run an English school in Japan. He told me that this is the way they learn English over there:
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Amen, Brother WW. Japanese got some kind of genetic defect that makes it impossible for them to speak English. And unlike the Koreans and Chinks, they drive on the wrong side of the road. I think they got the right and left hemispheres of their brains reversed, which is why they can't even understand the Chink language like all the other Asiatics.
But to be fair, the Eurotrash also got problems communicating...
I've traveled all around the world, and you just wouldn't believe all the people who don't speak English. I'm sure that this is no historical accident. The fact is that the Lord wrote the Bible in English, and that's all the proof you need to know that America is God's chosen country.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
04-06-2014, 11:41 PM
In med school, I once had to share living quarters with a Japanese fellow named Hiroshi Jones. His parents adopted him, giving him their obviously American name. Aside from his annoying habit of stealing my Kit Kat bars before exams, he also seemed to have problems giving injections to women. He did fine with males, but you'd often hear him say, "No rike shoot the girl, she too softy softy."
On holidays, especially Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve, he would buy buckets of KFC for all of us. "I rikey the kuhno," he'd say.
Yes, a strange bunch they are. I hear he is practicing in Iowa somewhere.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
08-30-2015, 10:53 PM
Shout GLORY!!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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