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Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-13-2007, 09:01 PM
My brother is come for visit in two week (is live in Japan). I am need girl for act like girl friend (will need show affection much kiss hug and grope okay (same like horny teenager)). I was tell brother I am have sexy American girlfriend with blond hair and big boob so must have these feature.
I am not afford pay for this help (am college student okay) but will say many Shinto prayer for bring you happy luck!
also you are must call me "sugar crotch" (I was tell brother this is nick name you are give for me).
CLEAN girl only (no herpe or crab).
much thank you ladies!!! line forms to right!!!!
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-13-2007, 09:40 PM
okay not many fish are bite maybe this is help
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-13-2007, 10:04 PM
You can be "absolut"ely certain that your disgusting photo has earned you ten infraction points and, much like vodka, induced vomiting.
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-13-2007, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
You can be "absolut"ely certain that your disgusting photo has earned you ten infraction points and, much like vodka, induced vomiting.
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only way I make ladies vomit is from impregnate okay grampa.
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-13-2007, 10:14 PM
I think I saw a couple of his public hairs, ick.....
Hiroshima, best you can Hope for is that Dora Denkins has been into some Christmas Cheer and is desperate.
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-13-2007, 10:39 PM
You revolting little yellow pervert! I thought we banned you from this Godly forum! Why aren't you making cheap toys in a sweatshop somewhere?
Do you really think that any True Christian girl would ever be seen with you? Much less allow you to wrap your tiny tentacle around her maidenhood?
And worse of all, you barge into our CHRISTIAN forum with offers of prayers to your false chink "gods" who don't even exist! I suppose you believe in lucky elephant excrement as well?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-14-2007, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
only way I make ladies vomit is from impregnate okay grampa.
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Um, so how many little ones yooooou got running around all over the place now, Hi-fun-shi-san? Do their mothers work in topless bars? Can they read and write yet? Have they taken JESUS as their savour?
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-14-2007, 01:52 AM
This is disgusting!
I come in to post an ad looking for a fine, upstanding Christian man to take me into the voting booth and show me which lever to pull, and my eyes are soiled by a view of a naked yellow monkey!
Is there nothing you people won't do to mock God and destroy the purity of Godly Christian women?!
In answer to your question, yes, and yes. Two of the latter, actually. And you can't touch either, because you're a demon-worshipping sub-human who is not my husband!
But don't be sad, I know of a "big boob" you can touch . . . of course, you're probably touching yourself already!
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-14-2007, 03:33 PM
I would rebuke him in the name of JESUS, but I'm afraid he will think I was hitting on him.
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-21-2007, 08:04 AM
bible thumpin blonde is that really you picture cause I would love to hit that!
infraction given and offensive material removed
E.M.
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-21-2007, 08:30 AM
Oh, look. A big boob for Hitoshi.
Where is the little nipper, anyway?
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-22-2007, 12:00 AM
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Where is the little nipper, anyway?
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right here honey
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-22-2007, 04:39 AM
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right here honey
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, that's really, really disturbing.
Hitoshi, you badly need a new hobby.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-22-2007, 08:57 AM
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You revolting little yellow pervert!
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Interesting choice of words.
Photoshop is disgusting sure, but indeed interesting choice of words.
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-23-2007, 10:39 PM
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Interesting choice of words.
Photoshop is disgusting sure, but indeed interesting choice of words.
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I don't see what's so interesting about it. I mean, we could call him a lovely tall white pervert, but I don't think we'd fool anyone, really.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-26-2007, 09:46 PM
I am just want say my brother is now here for visit. I was have for tell him my girlfriend is visit her parent in different state because no girl are respond to thread.
AGAIN I am try "meet christian single" and AGAIN I am not find girl! total ridiculous! I am not understand why girl are not respond I am complete package okay...pretty boy face, beef cake body, smart, good singer, sexy accent, give good hot oil massage and sense for humor.
I AM NEVER TRY FOR MEET LADY HERE AGAIN OKAY. YOUR LOSS LADIES.
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-26-2007, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
I am just want say my brother is now here for visit. I was have for tell him my girlfriend is visit her parent in different state because no girl are respond to thread.
AGAIN I am try "meet christian single" and AGAIN I am not find girl! total ridiculous! I am not understand why girl are not respond I am complete package okay...pretty boy face, beef cake body, smart, good singer, sexy accent, give good hot oil massage and sense for humor.
I AM NEVER TRY FOR MEET LADY HERE AGAIN OKAY. YOUR LOSS LADIES.
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Looks like you and your slant eyed gook brother are having a gay old time!
The DOF camera caught you two last night. Are these Christmas gifts you gave each other?
Then you wonder why no GODLY American women respond to your Ads.
Find JESUS you yellow skinned, rice eyed perv!
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Professor of Engrish
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-27-2007, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Looks like you and your slant eyed gook brother are having a gay old time!
The DOF camera caught you two last night. Are these Christmas gifts you gave each other?
Then you wonder why no GODLY American women respond to your Ads.
Find JESUS you yellow skinned, rice eyed perv!
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okay I am have outfit same like two guy in photo only is white (and little bit is see through). also I am fill out in all the right place (explain for American I am talk about size of genital (size same like Godzilla tail and also same because is able crush building when move side to side okay)).
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-27-2007, 03:26 PM
My God, Hitoshi, don't aspire to the demonic features of a Hell-vision like Godzilla! Hm, wait, let's put that in a haiku so you can understand it...
Godzilla's dongle
does not please Jesus. Try for
Aaron's rod instead.
But enough of this sex talk. Let us meditate upon the pure, non-prurient teachings of the Bible:
And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff. Numbers 22:27
Now, imagine that you are in the curious position of having a female ass which has fallen down beneath you. What is the righteous, Biblical thing to do? Why, grab your staff and smite that darned thing!
Yes, think no more on sexual things. Be chaste and upright, like those Godly men of old! Be like Balaam, like Aaron!
And thy staff and thy rod shall be a comfort to thee.
(I swear, all these young fellows think about these days is sex. It is an abomination.)
~~ OEJ
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Professor of Engrish
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Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob? -
12-27-2007, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by One-eyed Jack
And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff. Numbers 22:27
Now, imagine that you are in the curious position of having a female ass which has fallen down beneath you. What is the righteous, Biblical thing to do? Why, grab your staff and smite that darned thing!
~~ OEJ
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your bible is sometimes make me horny.
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