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Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-10-2007, 05:32 PM
Finally Louisiana wants to get things right by banning the homer "sport" of "cock fighting". For those brethren who haven't heard of it this were two homers, known as "roosters", fence with their tallywackers. The rest of it just unspeakable but I see Jesus message He lovingly sent with Katrina is getting threw.
Read the disgusting details here
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070409/...a_cockfighting
Looks like Satan loses again PRAISE!
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Re: Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-11-2007, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Finally Louisiana wants to get things right by banning the homer "sport" of "cock fighting". For those brethren who haven't heard of it this were two homers, known as "roosters", fence with their tallywackers. The rest of it just unspeakable but I see Jesus message He lovingly sent with Katrina is getting threw.
Read the disgusting details here
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070409/...a_cockfighting
Looks like Satan loses again PRAISE!
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No sweetsie.
The cock-fighting that Louisiana is trying to ban (and not a moment too soon) is a cruel activity (I will not dignify it with the title of Sport) involving actual roosters - male chickens. Birds. Feathered animals. Poultry. Get the picture?
Sharp metal spurs are attached to their legs, they are put into a ring, and they slice each other to bloody ribbons. The fight ends when one bird is dead.
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Re: Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-11-2007, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly
No sweetsie.
The cock-fighting that Louisiana is trying to ban (and not a moment too soon) is a cruel activity (I will not dignify it with the title of Sport) involving actual roosters - male chickens. Birds. Feathered animals. Poultry. Get the picture?
Sharp metal spurs are attached to their legs, they are put into a ring, and they slice each other to bloody ribbons. The fight ends when one bird is dead.
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Don't be naive. The homers load their "sport" up with all the code words to make you think they are talking about animals. Well they are, in a way, just it is the two legged kind. Trust me lady I've been to plenty of cock fights during my missionary day in San Fransisco. There is nothing more digusting than watching two homers going at it like that. My stomach just churns thinking about what they call blood.
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Re: Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-11-2007, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Don't be naive. The homers load their "sport" up with all the code words to make you think they are talking about animals. Well they are, in a way, just it is the two legged kind. Trust me lady I've been to plenty of cock fights during my missionary day in San Fransisco. There is nothing more digusting than watching two homers going at it like that. My stomach just churns thinking about what they call blood.
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If you were so disgusted, why did you keep going back? Sounds like you must have been getting some enjoyment out of the show.
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Re: Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-11-2007, 02:05 AM
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If you were so disgusted, why did you keep going back? Sounds like you must have been getting some enjoyment out of the show.
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Pastor B-J was WITNESSING.
Why, his heroic tales of Witnessing to the Homers will make your hair stand on end! Day after day, night after night, diving into their cesspools of depravity, bars and nightclubs and bathhouses and burlesque houses, all in the vain hope that some of them could taste Jesus' sweet, sweet love . . .
Enjoyment? Your vulgar mind knows no bounds, BABs!
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Re: Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-11-2007, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly
No sweetsie.
The cock-fighting that Louisiana is trying to ban (and not a moment too soon) is a cruel activity (I will not dignify it with the title of Sport) involving actual roosters - male chickens. Birds. Feathered animals. Poultry. Get the picture?
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Hogwash. From the Urban Dictionary, the Internet's largest catalogue of sexual perversity:
Cock fight: A game where 2 fags scream enguard and proceed to smack each other with their cocks.
Here's how they define the other terms you listed:
Rooster: A p*nis.
Chicken: An underage male who prostitutes himself to middle-age men -- usually married professionals and businessmen -- by standing on certain city streetcorners known for the "chicken trade."
Poultry: A incredibly hot person....cant even look at them they are so hot...another word for beef where is orginated, come in ranking depending on hotness, spam being lowest turkey being highest.
And most horrifying of all...
Bird: A manipulation by a p*nis puppeteer of the c*ck and b*lls made by wrapping the hand behind the base of them both, forcing them to stand out together like a bird puffing out its chest.
Yeah, I get the picture!
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Re: Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-11-2007, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
Hogwash. From the Urban Dictionary, the Internet's largest catalogue of sexual perversity:
Cock fight: A game where 2 fags scream enguard and proceed to smack each other with their cocks.
Here's how they define the other terms you listed:
Rooster: A p*nis.
Chicken: An underage male who prostitutes himself to middle-age men -- usually married professionals and businessmen -- by standing on certain city streetcorners known for the "chicken trade."
Poultry: A incredibly hot person....cant even look at them they are so hot...another word for beef where is orginated, come in ranking depending on hotness, spam being lowest turkey being highest.
And most horrifying of all...
Bird: A manipulation by a p*nis puppeteer of the c*ck and b*lls made by wrapping the hand behind the base of them both, forcing them to stand out together like a bird puffing out its chest.
Yeah, I get the picture!
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Sister, that was just revolting. Where do you come up with such filth? I am shocked that a proper Godly True Christian lady would have access to such perversity.
Several of us pastors have been studying the chosen lifestyles of disgusting homers for years, and in great detail. But even I had never been exposed to such vile terms as you outlined above. Thank you for bringing this depravity to our attention.
That having been said, better spend some time in your prayer closet, woman.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-11-2007, 05:16 AM
Oh, my... I just realized I left a few of the more disgusting words in there uncensored. Perhaps a Godly pastor would be so kind as to correct my mistake.
Yes, it's dangerous, soul-imperiling territory. I should make sure my husband is watching carefully over my shoulder next time I am forced to traverse it.
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Re: Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-11-2007, 03:55 PM
Brother BJ, did you see any of these Homers at the ~cough~ Cork Fights?
Curious, Sister Thumper
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Re: Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-11-2007, 11:18 PM
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Brother BJ, did you see any of these Homers at the ~cough~ Cork Fights?
Curious, Sister Thumper
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No Sister, they hardly look like homers. Were is the good hair that you know a homer by?
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Re: Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-12-2007, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
No Sister, they hardly look like homers. Were is the good hair that you know a homer by?
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And where are the fit bodies? I thought that "Moob-Free since 1983" body-nazi campaign was still in full swing, requiring them all to lift weights and such.
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Re: Louisiana wants to ban homer practice -
04-12-2007, 08:48 PM
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And where are the fit bodies? I thought that "Moob-Free since 1983" body-nazi campaign was still in full swing, requiring them all to lift weights and such.
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That's right Brother Knees. I see no sizzling hot servings of man meat with eyes that dare you to damn your soul that Satan demands from his homer minions. These four gentlemen couldn't even catch of the eye of a Catliker priest so they can safely be assumed to be good Christian men.
They are only beautiful in Jesus' eyes.
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