[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Our normally quiet and peaceful life with Jesus here in Freehold is rarely disrupted by the intrusion of degeneracy from the culture at large. Whilst out for a stroll the other day I happened upon this street sign and quite frankly didn't know what to think, so I snapped a photo with my cell phone camera.

Is this some kind of prank, or has Dora Denkins moved back to Freehold? Perhaps our street sign vendor has some of those illegal messicants that have been crossing the border recently working for them, or maybe they are short of resources while fighting ObamaCare with the Supreme Court. Maybe Mayor Hold would look into this, or give some kind of explanation - perhaps there is some kind of new standard from Obama's DOT that we need to adhere to in order to get Federal grants.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Brother Bryan -- Thank you for bringing this to light.

I am just sick about that sign. Here is what happened.

I called the U. S. Department of Transportation to explain our Freehold street crew would be crossing Divine Avenue with a new sewer line and needed a sign to notify drivers of conditions while this work was going on. The fellow said Obama wanted to put a little more "color" into street signage and we would like the new version he would send us. The man sounded so homer I wanted to hang up.

Sure enough, what he sent out was a sign fit for Castro Street in San Francisco.

[Attila's Wife]

Is that why all those cheap cars are parked by the side of the road, Brother Mayor, Sir? I mean, because people temporarily couldn't get into the driveways and staff garages. Because it looks kind of messy and I thought there was a city ordinance against it.