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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack Rankan
I hope you are joking... I really do, how can you be so cruel? Here I am, looking for at least some support, which my brothers and sisters in Christ have provided me, and here you are, mocking me? You are a heartless beast, thats what you are...
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Mr. Rankan, the loathing these God mocking whores have for Jesus and His followers is almost too much for the decent American to bear. I am so sorry you've had to endure such persecution when you only came for a tiny bit of hope in a world led by Darkness. I am happy to see you take this opportunity to put such a wicked person to shame through your closeness with (1 Peter 3:16).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Location: Council Bluffs, Iowa
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Mr. Rankan, the loathing these God mocking whores have for Jesus and His followers is almost too much for the decent American to bear. I am so sorry you've had to endure such persecution when you only came for a tiny bit of hope in a world led by Darkness. I am happy to see you take this opportunity to put such a wicked person to shame through your closeness with (1 Peter 3:16).
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Thank you. At least I am at comfort knowing that that cruel person will get what he's comming Deuteronomy 30:7 And the Lord thy God will put all these curses upon thine enemies, and on them that hate thee, which persecuted thee.
1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, Redding, CA
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-15-2013, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack Rankan
My wife just popped another girls a day ago....
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You seem like a good Christian, so please forgive me for providing a reminder of something you doubtless already know, but it is important that you put your wife away for the full 14 days, rather than the 7 days of isolation she would have undergone had she borne a man child. You'll also need to keep her out of church for the full 66 days (versus the 33 for mothers of boys). Many Christians forget that their wives are unclean after childbirth, and that Leviticus 12:1-5 tells us how to handle the purification of women giving birth to boys and girls.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-16-2013, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore
Fine, I prefer to burn in Hell before being in Heaven surrounded of abusive, violent, ignorant and fool "Christians". You're nobody, just a bunch of sick extremists who pretend to destroy the world. Do you know that without women men can't exist? Women and men can't exist without each other and you know it, the problem is that you're to blind to know that
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Let me guess....You are in your unclean time, right?
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Leviticus 15:19-20 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
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Women become even more addle-brained than usual during their unclean time.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-16-2013, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
You seem like a good Christian, so please forgive me for providing a reminder of something you doubtless already know, but it is important that you put your wife away for the full 14 days, rather than the 7 days of isolation she would have undergone had she borne a man child. You'll also need to keep her out of church for the full 66 days (versus the 33 for mothers of boys). Many Christians forget that their wives are unclean after childbirth, and that Leviticus 12:1-5 tells us how to handle the purification of women giving birth to boys and girls.
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Oh! Thank you for reminding me, I almost did a terrible mistake allowing her to go to church!
1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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Unsaved trash, teenaged queer eskimo
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Posts: 13
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Godless Finland
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-17-2013, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
I expect Heaven to be like that. Being amongst fellow Christian men and watching billions of annoying women burn in Hell for all eternity.
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That sounds really gay bro
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Location: mostly at the Cracker Barrel
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Re: Looking for husband for my daughter -
11-18-2013, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by GayLudde93
That sounds really gay bro
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Well, what do you suggest? That we be surrounded by naggers and be told to clean the garage for all eternity???
Proverbs 21:19 It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.
Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
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