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Default Apocalypse starts in New Zealand - 08-02-2007, 09:25 PM

Brothers and Cistern, what I am about to show you is so horrible, it can only mean the End Times are a heartbeat away: A monstrous deformity. A sign. And it happened in New Zealand, from which I would flee, if I was so unfortunate as to find myself upon that crag of rock in the middle of the Pacific.

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Default Re: Apocalypse starts in New Zealand - 08-03-2007, 05:57 AM

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Brothers and Cistern, what I am about to show you is so horrible, it can only mean the End Times are a heartbeat away: A monstrous deformity. A sign. And it happened in New Zealand, from which I would flee, if I was so unfortunate as to find myself upon that crag of rock in the middle of the Pacific.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/artic...ews+of+the+odd
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Default Re: Apocalypse starts in New Zealand - 08-03-2007, 08:25 AM

This is frightening Brother Lee. I'm certainly going to avoid buying any more of those New Zealand legs of lamb at the Costco the next few months. I can't help but think that this is one of those Darwinist genetic experiments gone awry - certainly Jesus is sending us a message.


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Default Re: Apocalypse starts in New Zealand - 08-03-2007, 08:59 AM

How will the kiwis know which legs to jam into their boots?


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Default Re: Apocalypse starts in New Zealand - 08-05-2007, 03:39 AM

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How will the kiwis know which legs to jam into their boots?
mmmm. group sex perhaps?


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Default Re: Apocalypse starts in New Zealand - 08-05-2007, 03:41 AM

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How will the kiwis know which legs to jam into their boots?
I know a coupla kiwis, and I was thinking the same thing


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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Apocalypse starts in New Zealand - 08-05-2007, 03:20 PM

Hmpth, this is probably Lilith half assed magical attempt to fuffil every man in New Zealand's dream; a sheep with two butts.



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Default Re: Apocalypse starts in New Zealand - 08-05-2007, 11:31 PM

This is such a sure sign of the apocalypse that I've already begun swallowing balloons full of my money. When we get to Heaven things that are in our lower intestine come with us, right?

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Default Re: Apocalypse starts in New Zealand - 08-06-2007, 12:14 AM

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Hmpth, this is probably Lilith half assed magical attempt to fuffil every man in New Zealand's dream; a sheep with two butts.
I don't know about that Brother BJ. Think of the customers she'd lose...


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