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Default I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 10-12-2009, 05:23 PM

I need feedback from some of the good pastors on my marriage. My wife serves me as she should and cooks and cleans as she should. I know she should do as I command, so I demanded that she pleasure me with her mouth on thursday. She replied that our pastor says that is an abomination to the LORD. However, when I confronted him, he couldnt show me a scripture to confirm what he says. Now I havent trusted him much since I saw him with a prostitute on Sunday of all days, also, he comes up with causes to give more, like we need a new roof, but everybody gives, and nothing gets fixed. Im inclined to believe that he is running off with God's money. So what is the LORD's feelings about mouth pleasure?

Also, there was a niggro at my church on Sunday, and I was told that they have no soul, being that they are really just talking apes. Do they have souls or not?
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Default Re: I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 10-12-2009, 06:22 PM

I am not one of the good Pastor's, but may I ask - Are YOU a man of God?

Proverbs tells us that a women MUST be subordinate to her husband, but only as subordinate to her husband as her husband is to the Lord! Hence, you can take any of the good men from LBC and know that their wife will submit to their needs and desires, but a man not of God will suffer with his wife with a mind of her own!!!

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House and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a prudent wife is from the LORD.


Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
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Default Re: I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 10-12-2009, 06:45 PM

LostGirlNY, surely you cannot believe that men are more worthy of women? Where is your self-respect women? You going to be subordinate to a man? Be your own women, your own creation!!
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Default Re: I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 10-12-2009, 06:49 PM

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LostGirlNY, surely you cannot believe that men are more worthy of women? Where is your self-respect women? You going to be subordinate to a man? Be your own women, your own creation!!
I am NOT my own creation! I am God's creation! God made me to His image!

Genesis 1 :26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

If you are your OWN creation, I dare say you lack some characteristics. But hey, that's just human error!


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Default Re: I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 10-12-2009, 09:05 PM

Well she says she would love to do what I ask, but like I said, the PASTOR said it aint right, and we don't want to go against the LORD.
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Default Re: I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 10-12-2009, 10:29 PM

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I need feedback from some of the good pastors on my marriage. My wife serves me as she should and cooks and cleans as she should. I know she should do as I command, so I demanded that she pleasure me with her mouth on thursday. She replied that our pastor says that is an abomination to the LORD. However, when I confronted him, he couldnt show me a scripture to confirm what he says.

Now I havent trusted him much since I saw him with a prostitute on Sunday of all days, also, he comes up with causes to give more, like we need a new roof, but everybody gives, and nothing gets fixed. Im inclined to believe that he is running off with God's money.
Accusing one's Pastor of theft is very serious business. How do you know he was with a prostitute? How do you know she was one?

How do you know he wasn't trying to save her?

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So what is the LORD's feelings about mouth pleasure?
There is no Scripture against it, but shouldn't you play it on the safe side and limit your copulation to the creation of Soldiers for Christ®?

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Also, there was a niggro at my church on Sunday, and I was told that they have no soul, being that they are really just talking apes. Do they have souls or not?
Now you're just being racist. Of course negroes have souls.

Colossians 3:11
Where there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but Christ is all, and in all.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 10-12-2009, 11:27 PM

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I need feedback from some of the good pastors on my marriage.....
SCREEEEECH! Hold everything!

FEEDBACK?

What kind of a liberal joo are you? Did you really think that you'd fool a True Christian™ Pastor with your racist hillbilly impersonation?

Next time why don't you try posing as a ninja?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 10-12-2009, 11:56 PM

Im no kind of Jew, and Im no kind of hillbilly, just a little on the country side. And about Negros, I been told they have no soul and wanted facts. Also, it were a well known lot lizard I seen him with, and he COULD be tryin to save her, but I don't know, and he hasnt been the most straight up person. I cant pose as a ninja, Im too big, but I do like them. But thanks for the advice, pastor.
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Default Re: I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 10-22-2009, 04:23 AM

All this over a little kissin? What? they aint nothin in the 1611KJV that says kissins bad. Well except when Judas kissed Jesus and I bet Jesus wiped his cheek real good and it were all He could do not to clock Judas right there on the spot. Probly woulda kicked his ass if he had enough time. I think thats why Judas ratted on Jesus cause Jesus found out Judas were a big fat homo. I think Jesus were tipped off when Judas was making a big stink about Jesus and Mary Magdalene bein a little touchy feely cause Judas was jealous and he wanted Jesus but Jesus he werent that way at all no siree. I know the story and no body ever said thats how it was but thats what Ive always thought anyhoo. Whos to say Im wrong? Judas were a Godmockin FAG and good enough for him he hung his self hes lucky they werent busses around then.


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Default Re: I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 10-22-2009, 05:17 AM

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LostGirlNY, surely you cannot believe that men are more worthy of women? Where is your self-respect women? You going to be subordinate to a man? Be your own women, your own creation!!
Hey now you keep your liberal thoughts to yourself dont go feeding any of your hogwash to my soon-to-be-wife ya'hear?

Whats your name? Where do you live?


Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

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Default Re: I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 06-10-2012, 08:33 AM

Ok, mouth pleasure and bedroom talk should stay private. Clear.
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Default Re: I need spiritual guidance on my marraige - 06-10-2012, 09:37 AM

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Ok, mouth pleasure and bedroom talk should stay private. Clear.
What?

What makes you think you can presume to give moral guidance to True Christians?



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