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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-13-2009, 11:10 PM

What pillow talk, Nobar King, are you talking about? My words are family friendly, and do not contain swearing or inappropriate content. Yours, however, may cause problems when children who enter the work force encounter people of other races.

It may be hard for them to get a job if they're racist or homophobic, you see.
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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-13-2009, 11:14 PM

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It may be hard for them to get a job if they're racist or homophobic, you see.
You want a job, we'd rather go to Heaven to spend eternity with Jesus.

Enjoy hell, pervert.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-13-2009, 11:15 PM

Oh, look, another damned homer.

Don't we have an automated system to keep them out, or does it not work on Sundays, like True Christians?


Cling to your guns and religion. "Change" is here.
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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-13-2009, 11:20 PM

All false Christians misunderstand John 3:16. They think that as long as you believe (through words, not actions) in Jesus, you can pretty much do whatever you want and you'll be Saved. This is utter nonsense.

True belief is shown in actions, not mere professions. For example, let's say there are two people that profess riding through the bus downtown at night is perfectly safe. The first person always goes alone, sits comfortably, and is not afraid to close their eyes for a little nap. The second person is always carring a concealed weapon, never travels alone, is always looking over their shoulder, and keeps an eye out.

Would you say both of these people are equal in their faith? Of course not. The first person is the one with true faith; he lives by his faith. The second person is faith in words only.

That is the difference between True Christians™ like us and False Christians like you. We live by our faith. We believe in Jesus not just in our heart, it carries through in our actions. You on the other hand pay lip service, but fair warning, God is not tricked.



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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-13-2009, 11:33 PM

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I have not been diagnosed with AIDS because I practice safe sex and am careful and trusting with my partners.
That sounds implausible. If it's true, you're very naive. Why would you trust a queer?
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But you yourself have missed out on the pleasure I have recieved during my life - you are merely comparing your own life hypothetically with a clean and Godly life along with Homosexuality.
Thinking of a clean and Godly life that involves sodomy is like thinking of a long and happy life that involves sitting down on a railway line hammering steak-knives into your eyes.
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I am monogamous and only engage in consensual sex with other men among my age range.
You perverts can't even understand what the concept of monogamy means, can you? Monogamy is very important to God, and He doesn't take kindly to you making a mockery of it.
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I would hope that heterosexual people would do the same with the opposite gender, instead of demeaning women or men of other races.
I'll stop demeaning women when they stop being inferior.
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But you should not take the attack seriously because homophobia is usually to cover up there homosexuality. So if you are called a name it is probably by someone who is a homosexual and can not face the bitter truth.
God calls fags an abomination. Did you just call God a queer?
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Wrong. Your average Muslim or Swede barely has any mind at all, but they still get up to a lot of wrong-doing.
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PS The water a cow laps turns into milk.
The water a snake licks changes into poison.
What do things that you touch turn into?
Are you a heathen boodhist or something? Our Lord has no patience for that kind of jibber-jabber.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-13-2009, 11:39 PM

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My good sirs and women

My pastor is reliable, and a good hearted woman who believes that all creatures deserve God's love and is a part of all religions

I have not been diagnosed with AIDS because I practice safe sex and am careful and trusting with my partners.

Those who truly believe in God will be able to see the truth of my words, and Love Thy Neighbour, and Turn The Other Cheek

God bless you all
I do believe you'd make a fine member of the Unitarian Universalist Church.
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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-13-2009, 11:42 PM

Oh mirth! You and your antics.

I thought your AIDS had killed you. That's a shame. Shouldn't be too long. I'm praying for you.(To enter eternal flame.)


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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-13-2009, 11:45 PM

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I do believe you'd make a fine member of the Unitarian Universalist Church.
The only "fine" universalist is a dead one.


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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-14-2009, 04:07 AM

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The only "fine" universalist is a dead one.
Now THAT'S harsh. Nor was that notion all that unique when a right-wing religionut recently visited a UU Church packing heat and saying it with buckshot.

My wife and I joined our local UU Church about four years ago (along with a few other "recovering Catholics") and have quite enjoyed the experience and fellowship. Their charitable contributions to local food pantries and their other community service initiatives are well known in our community. That they also welcome those of all faith traditions and sexual orientations is also well known.
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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-14-2009, 04:11 AM

So you hang out with a bunch of other degenerates and religious failures who are willing to slop out some beans to the neer'do'wells of the world. That's supposed to make us like you? The key to heaven is thru faith, not works. You are not a true follower of the Word of Christ, and your deeds will not be recognized in the hereafter.


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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-14-2009, 04:26 AM

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So you hang out with a bunch of other degenerates and religious failures who are willing to slop out some beans to the neer'do'wells of the world. That's supposed to make us like you? The key to heaven is thru faith, not works. You are not a true follower of the Word of Christ, and your deeds will not be recognized in the hereafter.
You are correct; I am not a "true follower of the Word of Christ". I'm not even a false follower of "the Word of Christ". The whole Jesus-as-"Christ" concept is something that I just do not buy. Yet you're lucky enough to have me visiting this forum occasionally just to create doubts in the minds of those who might otherwise be swayed into taking the ideas portrayed here a little too seriously. You're welcome.
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You are correct; I am not a "true follower of the Word of Christ". I'm not even a false follower of "the Word of Christ". The whole Jesus-as-"Christ" concept is something that I just do not buy. Yet you're lucky enough to have me visiting this forum occasionally just to create doubts in the minds of those who might otherwise be swayed into taking the ideas portrayed here a little too seriously. You're welcome.

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You are correct; I am not a "true follower of the Word of Christ". I'm not even a false follower of "the Word of Christ". The whole Jesus-as-"Christ" concept is something that I just do not buy. Yet you're lucky enough to have me visiting this forum occasionally just to create doubts in the minds of those who might otherwise be swayed into taking the ideas portrayed here a little too seriously. You're welcome.
Then better leave now before Jesus smites thee.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-14-2009, 06:49 PM

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Then better leave now before Jesus smites thee.
I refuse to be smited by someone who's been dead for over 2000 years. I would hasten to add that smiting on behalf of someone who's been dead for over 2000 years is generally frowned upon by most civilized societies, although that hasn't always been the case. Yet, there seems to be no shortage of lunatics among the followers of the aforementioned dead person who do not feel constrained by the laws of civilized society.
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Default Re: I'm gay and proud of it - 09-14-2009, 10:42 PM

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That they also welcome those of all faith traditions and sexual orientations is also well known.
The fact that your church is full of furries, scat enthusiasts and paedophiles is nothing to boast about, you weirdo.
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I refuse to be smited by someone who's been dead for over 2000 years. I would hasten to add that smiting on behalf of someone who's been dead for over 2000 years is generally frowned upon by most civilized societies, although that hasn't always been the case. Yet, there seems to be no shortage of lunatics among the followers of the aforementioned dead person who do not feel constrained by the laws of civilized society.
Are you a queer? You talk like a queer.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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