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Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-09-2007, 02:28 AM
Folks, my heart really goes out to pro golfer John Daly. His spoiled wife attacked him with a knife right before a golf tournament. Imagine the shame of showing up at the green with red marks on your face.
No doubt, Daly's wife is to blame for his poor performance (on and off the green). But Daly is to blame for not disciplining his wife according to Biblical standards.
Daly's autobiography, "My Life In & Out of the Rough" details his lack of discipline in a chapter devoted to his three former wives that was titled, "All My Exes Wear Rolexes."
Let this tragedy remind all that our Lord Jesus Christ weeps when we don't properly discipline our wives. Next time you're over par at the course, try giving HER a few swats . . . it'll improve your swing.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-09-2007, 09:15 AM
Amen Brother Elmer. The divorce rate in God's country has been an embarrassment for many decades now. Landover University has devoted some advanced study to the subject of Domestic Discipline. Spankings are necessary to punish or discourage nascent feminine misbehavior, provide a reminder of the woman's responsibilities, and enhance feminine submission. Where serious infraction occur, a full-fledged punishment spanking, where she is scolded, stripped and spanked to tears, is necessary for correction. Often times only a minor disciplinary session is required to correct minor examples of feminine misbehavior without having to go through the entire, lengthy process of a punishment spanking. Husbands should also establish a regular Maintenance Discipline schedule where she is given reminder spankings at set intervals to remind her of her obedience duties, the corrective authority of her husband, and other responsibilities as a female. And lastly there is Preemptive Discipline, which is to be given when there are early warning signs of incipient feminine misbehavior. These ultimately spare women from the pain of undergoing the more extensive punishment spanking and contribute to her personal development.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-09-2007, 12:13 PM
You know, golf clubs aren't just for whacking that little dimpled white ball home. I've found that a 7 iron works well in dealing out a Godly reminder that a truly RARE steak is still bloody, not just pink.
Obviously Brother Daley didn't know that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-24-2007, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You know, golf clubs aren't just for whacking that little dimpled white ball home. I've found that a 7 iron works well in dealing out a Godly reminder that a truly RARE steak is still bloody, not just pink.
Obviously Brother Daley didn't know that.
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Just have to say that I LOVE this thread! Spanking is one of the tools I believe God has truly blessed men with, they do it so well, they really know how to get a gal to wake up and bake the pie already! Only I've never felt the sting of a 7 iron, I think this would enliven our evening devotional time and I do wish to bring it up with my better half tomorrow.
Great thoughts!
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
04-29-2014, 10:10 PM
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Just have to say that I LOVE this thread! Spanking is one of the tools I believe God has truly blessed men with, they do it so well, they really know how to get a gal to wake up and bake the pie already! Only I've never felt the sting of a 7 iron, I think this would enliven our evening devotional time and I do wish to bring it up with my better half tomorrow.
Great thoughts!
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Is evening devotional time like christian talk for sex???
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
11-25-2007, 01:00 AM
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Amen Brother Elmer. The divorce rate in God's country has been an embarrassment for many decades now. Landover University has devoted some advanced study to the subject of Domestic Discipline. Spankings are necessary to punish or discourage nascent feminine misbehavior, provide a reminder of the woman's responsibilities, and enhance feminine submission. Where serious infraction occur, a full-fledged punishment spanking, where she is scolded, stripped and spanked to tears, is necessary for correction. Often times only a minor disciplinary session is required to correct minor examples of feminine misbehavior without having to go through the entire, lengthy process of a punishment spanking. Husbands should also establish a regular Maintenance Discipline schedule where she is given reminder spankings at set intervals to remind her of her obedience duties, the corrective authority of her husband, and other responsibilities as a female. And lastly there is Preemptive Discipline, which is to be given when there are early warning signs of incipient feminine misbehavior. These ultimately spare women from the pain of undergoing the more extensive punishment spanking and contribute to her personal development.
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Domestic Violence is a crime in the modern world. I lost a very close friend and sister to Domestic MURDER and he is currently serving life w/o parole for not only killing her, but their unborn daughter and 11 month old son. I myself am divorcing my husband of 6 years due to Adultery and abuse, I have a Domestic Violence Order against him to keep him at all times and places 1,000 feet from me. The only man I want in my life at this time is my Lord and Savior Dante Santangelo.................Betcha thought I was going to say Christ didn't ya?
Anyhoo, the first part of my post can be read at one of two sites www.MemorySiteAngels.zoomshare.com or www.Angelsatwork.net
Thank you for your time. God bless.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
11-25-2007, 01:22 AM
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Domestic Violence is a crime in the modern world. I lost a very close friend and sister to Domestic MURDER and he is currently serving life w/o parole for not only killing her, but their unborn daughter and 11 month old son. I myself am divorcing my husband of 6 years due to Adultery and abuse, I have a Domestic Violence Order against him to keep him at all times and places 1,000 feet from me.
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I'm sorry about your friend, and I am glad that you are getting out of an abusive relationship. Everyone here is against spousal abuse. There is a big difference between Godly reprovement and domestic violence.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
11-25-2007, 01:33 AM
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I'm sorry about your friend, and I am glad that you are getting out of an abusive relationship. Everyone here is against spousal abuse. There is a big difference between Godly reprovement and domestic violence.
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Thank you for your words, It's been rough since her murder and in dealing with my soon to be Ex. In my opinion I see know difference between the two, Maybe because of everything I have endured I don't know. I'm in therapy and a support group and have been informed I suffer from PTSD and will need medication to help me cope with my past and heal toward the future and I'm not a happy camper about it, but aside from getting back to my faith I will do what is needed to find my normal life again if it still exists. You know.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
11-25-2007, 04:53 AM
Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?
And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
11-26-2007, 12:43 AM
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Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?
And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"
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Thomas, are you proud of your ignorance of Scripture?
Jesus said in Matthew 5:32, and repeated in Matthew 19:9, that adultery is just cause for divorce.
Also, in Corinthians 7:5, we learn that a marriage to an unbeliever doesn't amount to very much because an unbeliever can't be expected to take vows seriously.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
03-23-2012, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Amen Brother Elmer. The divorce rate in God's country has been an embarrassment for many decades now. Landover University has devoted some advanced study to the subject of Domestic Discipline. Spankings are necessary to punish or discourage nascent feminine misbehavior, provide a reminder of the woman's responsibilities, and enhance feminine submission. Where serious infraction occur, a full-fledged punishment spanking, where she is scolded, stripped and spanked to tears, is necessary for correction. Often times only a minor disciplinary session is required to correct minor examples of feminine misbehavior without having to go through the entire, lengthy process of a punishment spanking. Husbands should also establish a regular Maintenance Discipline schedule where she is given reminder spankings at set intervals to remind her of her obedience duties, the corrective authority of her husband, and other responsibilities as a female. And lastly there is Preemptive Discipline, which is to be given when there are early warning signs of incipient feminine misbehavior. These ultimately spare women from the pain of undergoing the more extensive punishment spanking and contribute to her personal development.
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The blasphemous Woman's Rights Movement is to blame. So much as giving your wife a bruise is enough to have the police come knocking.
If the Wife wants to leave her husband do to what she claims to be 'abuse' let her go. She is not a true Christian and does not fallow the laws of the Holy Bible. This is not the kind of Wife you want to taint your children with sinful habits.
1 Peter 3:1
A True Christian woman is who you want tending to your needs, not some Satanist whore who believes she should be able to do everything that men do and think its O.K to argue and even disobey her Husband.
John 8:31
Jesus said to the people who believed in him, “You are truly my disciples if you remain faithful to my teachings. And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
02-01-2013, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Amen Brother Elmer. The divorce rate in God's country has been an embarrassment for many decades now. Landover University has devoted some advanced study to the subject of Domestic Discipline. Spankings are necessary to punish or discourage nascent feminine misbehavior, provide a reminder of the woman's responsibilities, and enhance feminine submission. Where serious infraction occur, a full-fledged punishment spanking, where she is scolded, stripped and spanked to tears, is necessary for correction. Often times only a minor disciplinary session is required to correct minor examples of feminine misbehavior without having to go through the entire, lengthy process of a punishment spanking. Husbands should also establish a regular Maintenance Discipline schedule where she is given reminder spankings at set intervals to remind her of her obedience duties, the corrective authority of her husband, and other responsibilities as a female. And lastly there is Preemptive Discipline, which is to be given when there are early warning signs of incipient feminine misbehavior. These ultimately spare women from the pain of undergoing the more extensive punishment spanking and contribute to her personal development.
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What happen when man messes up
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
02-01-2013, 11:12 PM
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What happen when man messes up
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In what way, "messes up"?
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
02-01-2013, 11:28 PM
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In what way, "messes up"?
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I think she means things like stealing, murdering, raping and voting for Obama.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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02-01-2013, 11:41 PM
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I think she means things like stealing, murdering, raping and voting for Obama.
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Oh, I thought she was asking what happened when a man messed up in his duty to discipline his wife...is she actually implying that there should be physical discipline for a man when he sins also?
That is for God to decide, not a wife
Edit: I have just realised this is a Men Only subforum and I should not have responded here. I humbly beg your pardon, men, for my ignorance and I will leave immediately.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-21-2013, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Amen Brother Elmer. The divorce rate in God's country has been an embarrassment for many decades now. Landover University has devoted some advanced study to the subject of Domestic Discipline. Spankings are necessary to punish or discourage nascent feminine misbehavior, provide a reminder of the woman's responsibilities, and enhance feminine submission. Where serious infraction occur, a full-fledged punishment spanking, where she is scolded, stripped and spanked to tears, is necessary for correction. Often times only a minor disciplinary session is required to correct minor examples of feminine misbehavior without having to go through the entire, lengthy process of a punishment spanking. Husbands should also establish a regular Maintenance Discipline schedule where she is given reminder spankings at set intervals to remind her of her obedience duties, the corrective authority of her husband, and other responsibilities as a female. And lastly there is Preemptive Discipline, which is to be given when there are early warning signs of incipient feminine misbehavior. These ultimately spare women from the pain of undergoing the more extensive punishment spanking and contribute to her personal development.
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my marriage ended cause of my behaviour i wish i would of been spanked and learned some discipline or find some one to teach me how i should be and not let me get a way with acting like a loose woman doing as i pleased i was wrong and wish someone could change me
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-21-2013, 08:00 PM
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my marriage ended cause of my behaviour i wish i would of been spanked and learned some discipline or find some one to teach me how i should be and not let me get a way with acting like a loose woman doing as i pleased i was wrong and wish someone could change me
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-30-2013, 09:28 PM
Why do I spank my wife?
It gives the wife direction, drive, something to achieve. They don't have it otherwise. I'm not home everyday, working in the field. I believe the best women are spanked twice a day for maintenance reasons. I wish I could do it to my wife. Reduces punishment spanking a lot.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-09-2007, 12:32 PM
It's a wonder that every woman in Freehold hasn't left. Or do you keep them chained to the stove so they can't?
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-09-2007, 01:15 PM
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It's a wonder that every woman in Freehold hasn't left. Or do you keep them chained to the stove so they can't?
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See, this just shows how uppity and lost you are. Our True Christian girls are perfectly happy to serve their Menfolk, following God's expectations. According to you they should all be hiding out at some lezbean secret safehouse hidden on the outskirts of Des Moines, but that place burned to the ground and not even the mexican contractors will rebuild it, Praise Jesus!
My girlfriend sister Thumper will tell you all about it once the swelling goes down.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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