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NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
10-02-2011, 03:39 AM
I was in the church office this morning preparing this Sunday’s bible class when an email came across my desk about another lie from that wicked organization known as NASAtan.
First, they wanted us to accept that the earth is spherical instead of flat like the Bible clearly teaches it is…
1 Sam 2:8b
"...for the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, and he hath set the world upon them."
Job 9:6
" Which shaketh the earth out of her place, and the pillars thereof tremble."
And now, they want us to believe that our world is in danger of being hit by large, out-of-control rocks called meteors floating around in space that would devastate and kill all life as we know it. But lo and behold, they now say there are far fewer of these rocks than was once thought.
True Christians™ understand that this may be a good sign: maybe these rock findings will get fewer and fewer until there are none. Maybe in time, Jesus will stick his wonderful, blond-haired head into the welded-closed hearts of NASAtan’s ungodly scientists and help them to see the truth as it has been foretold in the Bible. Maybe a few of them will even escape Hell. With God, all is possible. (Mark 9:23)
But how dumb do scientists think we are? This cockamimi story about flying rocks in space is as full of as many holes as a cathylick priest sees on an altar boy; the story doesn’t even make sense; if giant rocks are in space moving towards earth, someone had to have thrown them at us, right? But who could it have been? Not humans. Not angels because the angels only care about us and God’s holy business. That just leaves demons. But demons have no need to throw stones, just the Godly as they carry out biblical laws against witches, homosexuals, and blasphemers. (Exodus 22:18; Lev. 18:22; 24:14)
And scientists are quite stupid for another reason— they give names to these rocks that they say might be coming to hit us. Why name a giant rock that we can’t even see coming but is just supposedly “out there” in “space” somewhere? Doesn’t make any sense, folks, and it certainly isn’t in the Bible.
It is my prayer that Jesus may show the scientists of NASAtan the error of their ways before it is eternally too late.
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
10-02-2011, 03:53 AM
I wonder how many staff (of NASA) are "in" on the deception?
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
10-09-2011, 07:28 PM
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I wonder how many staff (of NASA) are "in" on the deception?
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They all are, it's part of the plan.
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-17-2013, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman
I was in the church office this morning preparing this Sunday’s bible class when an email came across my desk about another lie from that wicked organization known as NASAtan.
First, they wanted us to accept that the earth is spherical instead of flat like the Bible clearly teaches it is…
1 Sam 2:8b
"...for the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, and he hath set the world upon them."
Job 9:6
" Which shaketh the earth out of her place, and the pillars thereof tremble."
And now, they want us to believe that our world is in danger of being hit by large, out-of-control rocks called meteors floating around in space that would devastate and kill all life as we know it. But lo and behold, they now say there are far fewer of these rocks than was once thought.
True Christians™ understand that this may be a good sign: maybe these rock findings will get fewer and fewer until there are none. Maybe in time, Jesus will stick his wonderful, blond-haired head into the welded-closed hearts of NASAtan’s ungodly scientists and help them to see the truth as it has been foretold in the Bible. Maybe a few of them will even escape Hell. With God, all is possible. (Mark 9:23)
But how dumb do scientists think we are? This cockamimi story about flying rocks in space is as full of as many holes as a cathylick priest sees on an altar boy; the story doesn’t even make sense; if giant rocks are in space moving towards earth, someone had to have thrown them at us, right? But who could it have been? Not humans. Not angels because the angels only care about us and God’s holy business. That just leaves demons. But demons have no need to throw stones, just the Godly as they carry out biblical laws against witches, homosexuals, and blasphemers. (Exodus 22:18; Lev. 18:22; 24:14)
And scientists are quite stupid for another reason— they give names to these rocks that they say might be coming to hit us. Why name a giant rock that we can’t even see coming but is just supposedly “out there” in “space” somewhere? Doesn’t make any sense, folks, and it certainly isn’t in the Bible.
It is my prayer that Jesus may show the scientists of NASAtan the error of their ways before it is eternally too late.
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You say we are lying about rocks flying around in space....
Did we somehow fake Chelyabinsk meteor, then?
This is why we need scientist. Are planet is, and has always, been in danger of other objects in space. That's why we are trying to save yours, and your sons, and grandson sons etc lives from being extinct on this planet.
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-17-2013, 09:30 PM
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This is why we need scientist. Are planet is, and has always, been in danger of other objects in space. That's why we are trying to save yours, and your sons, and grandson sons etc lives from being extinct on this planet.
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Son, I know the creator of this planet, and no one is going anywhere until He says so.
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-17-2013, 10:00 PM
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Son, I know the creator of this planet, and no one is going anywhere until He says so.
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So, why did the Chelyabinsk meteor happen?
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-17-2013, 10:23 PM
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So, why did the Chelyabinsk meteor happen?
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You prove it was a meteor, and not a top secret CIA-KGB-NASA-ATF project (with help from the North Koreans).
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-18-2013, 02:16 AM
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So, why did the Chelyabinsk meteor happen?
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The same reason anything happens: GOD WANTED IT TO!
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-18-2013, 07:14 AM
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You prove it was a meteor, and not a top secret CIA-KGB-NASA-ATF project (with help from the North Koreans).
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Eye Witness. Cameras. Pieces of it were found. Nature of the fireball (meteor - no rocket nature). Hundreds of images and videos. The impact point itself. I've yet to see any suggestion that it was a hoax or a fake. Why are you trying to start a new conspiracy theory? Is there any evidence it was a fake?
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-18-2013, 04:46 PM
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Eye Witness. Cameras....
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Yeah, I've never seen a smoke trail across the sky. :eyeroll:
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People looked around and found what? Rocks? Yeah, there's never been rocks in Russia before this.
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You can tell that just from some blurry pictures of smoke in the sky? Wow.
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Of smoke in the sky, nothing more.
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...The impact point itself...
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Doesn't exist. Whatever it was blew up. Awfully convenient to not leave any evidence, huh?
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...I've yet to see any suggestion that it was a hoax or a fake. Why are you trying to start a new conspiracy theory? Is there any evidence it was a fake?
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That's the beauty with conspiracy theories. You don't have to prove them.
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-18-2013, 05:15 PM
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Eye Witness. Cameras. Pieces of it were found. Nature of the fireball (meteor - no rocket nature). Hundreds of images and videos. The impact point itself. I've yet to see any suggestion that it was a hoax or a fake. Why are you trying to start a new conspiracy theory? Is there any evidence it was a fake?
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How do you know that is was simply not a rock God was throwing at commies? Can you blame Him?
Ezekiel 22:17-22
17 And the word of the Lord came unto me, saying,
18 Son of man, the house of Israel is to me become dross: all they are brass, and tin, and iron, and lead, in the midst of the furnace; they are even the dross of silver.
19 Therefore thus saith the Lord God; Because ye are all become dross, behold, therefore I will gather you into the midst of Jerusalem.
20 As they gather silver, and brass, and iron, and lead, and tin, into the midst of the furnace, to blow the fire upon it, to melt it; so will I gather you in mine anger and in my fury, and I will leave you there, and melt you.
21 Yea, I will gather you, and blow upon you in the fire of my wrath, and ye shall be melted in the midst therof.
22 As silver is melted in the midst of the furnace, so shall ye be melted in the midst thereof; and ye shall know that I the Lord have poured out my fury upon you.
This certainly appears to be Gods intent:
Revelation 20:15
And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-24-2013, 10:13 PM
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The same reason anything happens: GOD WANTED IT TO!
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Yes. Whenever I get into in argument with science, this argument always wins and leaves uneducated scientists speechless. The bible is 100% accurate and no human "observation" is better than God.
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-24-2013, 11:05 PM
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Yes. Whenever I get into in argument with science, this argument always wins and leaves uneducated scientists speechless. The bible is 100% accurate and no human "observation" is better than God.
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Relating to my other reply I gave you. The bible isn't 100% accurate.
- Distance of the sun
- Existence of other planets
- The non-existence of the firmament
- Age of the Earth
- Evolution
- Space and the Universe
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...no human "observation" is better than God.
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At least we provide observations, which is supported by sufficient evidence.
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-24-2013, 11:10 PM
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Relating to my other reply I gave you. The bible isn't 100% accurate.
- Distance of the sun
- Existence of other planets
- The non-existence of the firmament
- Age of the Earth
- Evolution
- Space and the Universe
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At least we provide observations, which is supported by sufficient evidence.
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No friend, the Bible is correct. If there were an error, don't you think in the ensuing years, it would of been corrected? Look at your 'science' books. Every few years, they change everything. One lie after another. None of you people ever get your 'stories' straight.
No, Occams Razor friend. The simple explanation is the correct one. No wack job 'forumlas' that are full of assumptions (ass of u and me???) and new ideas. God created everything about 6,000 years ago, how can anything be 'new'?
Tell me friend, have you ever ridden in the back of a turnip truck? Ever fell out?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-24-2013, 11:27 PM
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No friend, the Bible is correct.
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No, it's not.
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If there were an error, don't you think in the ensuing years, it would of been corrected?
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You know there are things incorrect. Why haven't you changed it?
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Look at your 'science' books. Every few years, they change everything.
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They don't change because they are wrong. They change to be more accurate because scientific theories are incomplete.
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One lie after another.
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Science doesn't lie.
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None of you people ever get your 'stories' straight.
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These are not stories. These are theories, laws and facts that have been supported by sufficient and positive evidence.
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God created everything about 6,000 years ago, how can anything be 'new'?
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You have no evidence (The Bible isn't evidence) for...
1) God
2) God created the Earth
3) The Earth being 6,000 years old.
Science have already shown, by having evidence, the Earth being 4.5 Billion years old. The only thing which can happen is for that number to rise or stick when more evidence is gained.
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
05-24-2013, 11:35 PM
Show me a calendar dated prior to 4,000 BC (note the BC - it means 'Before Christ' )
'Theories'='Guesses' and are not facts.I can 'theorize' the sun will rise tomorrow. I have the faith that God will lift the Sun once again in the morning. Notice even you 'scientists, who claim the Earth revolves about the Sun, even you people 'slip up' and state the Sun rises. Still just cannot keep your stories straight. That is what happens when you lie.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
06-05-2013, 07:08 PM
We know meteors are real, we have recorder several. A meteor about 40 feet in diameter struck over a small town in Russia blowing out many windows and injuring many people. A meteor strike over the Nanib desert was recorded by many weather satellites. The 1972 Vela impact over the Mediterranean sea was recorded my seismographs in the middle east and Europe.
Most significantly, a meteor in 1908 about the size of a twenty story apartment building struck over Tunguska Siberia. This rock exploded with the force of 1000 Hiroshima bombs, cleared 1800 square miles of forest, and knocked down and estimated 8 million trees. And the meteor did not even hit the ground, the immense heat of moving through the atmosphere caused the meteor to explode 5 miles above Earth's surface. Fortunately, not many lived in the area so their were no fatalities but several were injured. Google the Tunguska event for more info.
Since my explanation goes on the basis of the spherical Earth model, I will not state it for you will just ignore it anyway
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
06-05-2013, 07:20 PM
No friend, those were bomb blasts and industrial accidents. The term 'meteor' comes from ancient language and means 'coverup'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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06-05-2013, 07:33 PM
Sorry friend, the Tunguska event was several times as powerful as a basic nuclear bomb and took place 37 years before the invention of a nuclear bomb. The word meteor comes from ancient Greek meaning "suspended in the air".
Arm yourselves with knowledge, for the night is dark and full of terrors
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Re: NASA Gets it Wrong Again: Satan is not Throwing Rocks at Earth! -
06-05-2013, 07:47 PM
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Sorry friend, the Tunguska event was several times as powerful as a basic nuclear bomb and took place 37 years before the invention of a nuclear bomb. The word meteor comes from ancient Greek meaning "suspended in the air".
Arm yourselves with knowledge, for the night is dark and full of terrors
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If so called meteors are so common how come they ain't more frequently occurring, smart guy?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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