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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-15-2012, 07:06 PM

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Excuse me, but who allowed you to use the internet? The man of your house is probably very angry with you, and if your husband dislikes what you do, the Lord gives him the authority to discipline you, and I hope he does. If my wife ever touched my computer...
Sorry dear, no man in the house, just me, my partner, my cat and our rather old computer. I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?


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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-15-2012, 08:28 PM

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I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?
Yes. You seem to think it will shock us rather than make us sad that you want to burn for the sake of licking cooters.



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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-15-2012, 09:16 PM

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Sorry dear, no man in the house, just me, my partner, my cat and our rather old computer. I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?
Roughly every five minutes, Israfella.

Please don't hit on "I bow". I realize his shameful long-haired mullet might confuse you and lead you to believe he's a diesel dyke like yourself, but we have it on good authority that he's male (if not precisely a man, if you know what I mean ).


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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-16-2012, 02:38 AM

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Did I not mention I do not waste emotion hating impossibilities?
And yet you are a self-confessed rug-munching lezbean, one of the most hateful creatures on earth.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-17-2012, 08:54 PM

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And yet you are a self-confessed rug-munching lezbean, one of the most hateful creatures on earth.
Why am I hateful, exactly?


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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-17-2012, 11:43 PM

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Why am I hateful, exactly?
Because you reject Christ's love in exchange for momentary pleasure from being a pervert. That should be obvious.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-18-2012, 06:37 AM

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Sorry dear, no man in the house, just me, my partner, my cat and our rather old computer. I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?
Another argument against homosexuality. Who is to put you in your place if you stray? A woman needs a man in their lives. The Bible isn't just decrees strung together willy nilly. All the rules make perfect sense for a reason.


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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-18-2012, 12:25 PM

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Because you reject Christ's love in exchange for momentary pleasure from being a pervert. That should be obvious.
Ah, yes. Obvious.


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Another argument against homosexuality. Who is to put you in your place if you stray? A woman needs a man in their lives. The Bible isn't just decrees strung together willy nilly. All the rules make perfect sense for a reason.
Even the one that says kalamari is evil and should not be eaten?


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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-19-2012, 09:06 AM

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Even the one that says kalamari is evil and should not be eaten?
Are you arguing with the word of God?


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Are you arguing with the word of God?
Well, no, it just looks like it...


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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-19-2012, 10:40 AM

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Well, no, it just looks like it...
I don't see what's to joke about. I follow every law of God to the letter. God's laws aren't suggestions for our convenience.

Enjoy your stay in hell


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I don't see what's to joke about. I follow every law of God to the letter. God's laws aren't suggestions for our convenience.

Enjoy your stay in hell
Well, so you have never eaten kalamari? Poor you...

And if it exists, I will! Not that I believe in it or anything, but at least if it exists, it won't have you in it!


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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-22-2012, 10:21 PM

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Even God punished children who did wrong, so as Christians we must follow The Lord and what he says. So how do we go wrong by punishing our children if they do wrong?
There's nothing wrong with teaching them right from wrong. Me being a very softhearted mother however, I have NEVER spanked my son and he's 3. Yet, he still listens to everything I say. I've found time-outs and loss of priviledges to be very effective. *As much as I hate to even do that.* I don't believe parents necessarily have to use corporal punishment to get their children to listen.
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There's nothing wrong with teaching them right from wrong. Me being a very softhearted mother however, I have NEVER spanked my son and he's 3. Yet, he still listens to everything I say. I've found time-outs and loss of priviledges to be very effective. *As much as I hate to even do that.* I don't believe parents necessarily have to use corporal punishment to get their children to listen.
I cannot imagine feeling so unloving toward an innocent child!



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Exclamation Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-22-2012, 10:29 PM

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There's nothing wrong with teaching them right from wrong. Me being a very softhearted mother however, I have NEVER spanked my son and he's 3. Yet, he still listens to everything I say. I've found time-outs and loss of priviledges to be very effective. *As much as I hate to even do that.* I don't believe parents necessarily have to use corporal punishment to get their children to listen.
Proverbs 23:13-30
13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
15 My son, if thine heart be wise, my heart shall rejoice, even mine.
16 Yea, my reins shall rejoice, when thy lips speak right things.
17 Let not thine heart envy sinners: but be thou in the fear of the Lord all the day long.
18 For surely there is an end; and thine expectation shall not be cut off.
19 Hear thou, my son, and be wise, and guide thine heart in the way.
20 Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh:
21 For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.
22 Hearken unto thy father that begat thee, and despise not thy mother when she is old.
23 Buy the truth, and sell it not; also wisdom, and instruction, and understanding.
24 The father of the righteous shall greatly rejoice: and he that begetteth a wise child shall have joy of him.
25 Thy father and thy mother shall be glad, and she that bare thee shall rejoice.
26 My son, give me thine heart, and let thine eyes observe my ways.
27 For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.
28 She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men.
29 Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes?
30 They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine.


Then you people wonder why your kids shoot up schools. Follow the Bible, it is not hard to do! Get invovled with your kids life.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-28-2012, 04:59 PM

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I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?
prey the Lord. He will heal you from this disease.

and then find a Godly man. Ask him to spank you to erase your guilt, and then be a submissive wife and fill his quiver....
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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 06-28-2012, 05:02 PM

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Well, my emotions are a-frigging-mazing, thank you. And my father's proud of me. Now, my husband? Why should I have one?
it is God's design that you marry a Godly husband and give birth to as many children as you can. it is what our good Pastor told me when my husband started his courtship to me...
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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 09-25-2012, 03:19 AM

I've recently married into a Southern Baptist family, I'm being introduced to many new things and was recently told that I will have discipline instilled into my life. After reading these postings I m a bit nervous, especially seeing the wide range of implements used. Im really not sure what to expect from my husband.
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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 09-25-2012, 03:26 AM

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...Ask him to spank you to erase your guilt, and then be a submissive wife and fill his quiver....
I'm completely new to this, actually haven't received any "spankings" from my husband yet but how exactly does it erase your guilt? What if you don't feel guilty over some reason that he spanks you ?
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