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Re: my friend is have problem -
09-27-2006, 12:39 AM
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DDR = DEUTSCHE DEMOKRATISCHE REPUBLIK (east Germany)
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I hope I'm not the only once who notices the satanic symbols in Andreas post?
You've shown your true colors, Andrea.
You're a kraut, a nazi, and a DDR dancing satanist homer too!
How depraved can one get?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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09-27-2006, 12:44 AM
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I hope I'm not the only once who notices the satanic symbols in Andreas post?
You've shown your true colors, Andrea.
You're a kraut, a nazi, and a DDR dancing satanist homer too!
How depraved can one get?
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Which nazi symbols?
I live in Frankfurt am Main which is obviously west.
I hate dancing, really!
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Re: my friend is have problem -
09-27-2006, 12:49 AM
This is my city's symbol and it's not nazi!!!!!!!!
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Re: my friend is have problem -
09-27-2006, 12:53 AM
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This is my city's symbol and it's not nazi!!!!!!!!
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Hmm.. I rest my case, homer.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: my friend is have problem -
09-27-2006, 11:49 AM
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Hmm.. I rest my case, homer.
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You changed the picture, my avatar and my signature. If God existed, he would be damn unhappy. You're going to to hell, SinSeeker!
Every idiot knows it's jawohl, idiot!
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Re: my friend is have problem -
09-27-2006, 01:19 PM
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You changed the picture, my avatar and my signature. If God existed, he would be damn unhappy. You're going to to hell, SinSeeker!
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Uh huh, right. How is SalvationSeeker supposed to have managed to do that? The party drugs that you do at the homer dance bar must be taking a toll on your brain. I recommend that you catch the next flight to Freehold, where Landover's Godly pastors will attempt to faith heal you (for a nominal sum to cover costs, of course).
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: my friend is have problem -
10-02-2006, 03:36 PM
All of you are idiots to believe doing this stuff can take you to heaven or Hell! you go to heaven if you have faith in God, thats it.
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10-02-2006, 03:53 PM
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All of you are idiots to believe doing this stuff can take you to heaven or Hell! you go to heaven if you have faith in God, thats it.
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And on what scriptures are you basing that assumption?
You leave the spiritual issues to us Saved men, Ixky..
Your fragile, effeminate mind can't grasp such complicated subjects anyways.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: my friend is have problem -
10-03-2006, 10:27 PM
None. I'm not basing it on a bunch of stupid scriptures, but from what I believe. I'm not fragile, you are. You just worship because if you don't you will go to Hell.
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10-03-2006, 10:33 PM
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None. I'm not basing it on a bunch of stupid scriptures, but from what I believe. I'm not fragile, you are. You just worship because if you don't you will go to Hell.
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You've already told us ad nauseam about the nonsense that you believe. What we're trying to get at is why you believe it. If you can't answer that question, maybe the Bible can:
II Thess. 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
Also, which is sillier: worshiping to avoid hell, or not worshiping and thereby boarding the No. 666 express bus to hell, like some people I could mention?
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Re: my friend is have problem -
10-03-2006, 11:09 PM
Never was and never will be! Jesus is everybodys fool! I used to be a little Christain but now I'm not, I don't believe and ounce of the Bible anymore. Jesus won't save me from Hell, because there is none. The idea betrayed me. Here I have a song for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZqXGIe9QyY
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10-03-2006, 11:29 PM
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Here I have a song for you...
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I have a song for you:
Jesus hates you; this I know
For the Bible tells me so.*
You to hellish flames belong.
You are weak, but He is strong.
Yes, Jesus, hates you. (3x)
The Bible tells me so.
Jesus hates you; can't you see?
You'll be damned eternally.
You are loathesome in His eyes.
Hell should come as no surprise.
Yes, Jesus hates you. (3x)
The Bible tells me so.
*Ps. 5:5: The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity. (That would be you, dear.)
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Re: my friend is have problem -
10-03-2006, 11:35 PM
Never was and never will be!
You don't know how you betrayed me!
You know He is everybodys fool!
I know the truth now.
I know you you are.
And I don't love God anymore.
Nver was and never will be.
You don't know how you betrayed me.
Somehow you got everybody fooled.
Never was and never will be.
Hes not real and he can't save me.
Somehow you have everybody fooled.
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Re: my friend is have problem -
10-04-2006, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Ixi
Never was and never will be!
You don't know how you betrayed me!
You know He is everybodys fool!
I know the truth now.
I know you you are.
And I don't love God anymore.
Nver was and never will be.
You don't know how you betrayed me.
Somehow you got everybody fooled.
Never was and never will be.
Hes not real and he can't save me.
Somehow you have everybody fooled.
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Listen harlot; Jesus died temporarily for you. He does not "betray" anyone. Your master satan is the father of lies. God only speaks the truth!! Stop using narcotics and maybe Jesus can get through to you.
Jesus has called you here for a reason. Think about it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: my friend is have problem -
10-04-2006, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Ixi
Never was and never will be!
You don't know how you betrayed me!
You know He is everybodys fool!
I know the truth now.
I know you you are.
And I don't love God anymore.
Nver was and never will be.
You don't know how you betrayed me.
Somehow you got everybody fooled.
Never was and never will be.
Hes not real and he can't save me.
Somehow you have everybody fooled.
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I never thought it was possible for a thread started by a Jap to go downhill from there, but somehow this witless oaf has achieved it. Congratulations.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: my friend is have problem -
10-05-2006, 12:27 AM
The whole idea he could exist betrayed me.
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Re: my friend is have problem -
10-05-2006, 12:40 AM
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The whole idea he could exist betrayed me.
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What? Hitoshi betrayed you?
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Re: my friend is have problem -
10-05-2006, 12:51 AM
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The whole idea he could exist betrayed me.
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you need get over me baby.
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