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Default Re: Well, look what site I found. - 11-27-2016, 04:16 AM
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And just who the heck are you, and what, exactly, are you implying?
I am sorry. I was wrong for making vile assumptions about a man of God, and I deserve to get attacked by a bear as those kids did for making fun of Elishah's bald head.
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Default Re: Well, look what site I found. - 11-27-2016, 04:24 AM
Thank you friend, I accept your apology, and I'm pleased to know you are reading the Bible and taking its beautiful lessons to heart.

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Default Re: Well, look what site I found. - 11-27-2016, 08:24 AM
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I am sorry. I was wrong for making vile assumptions about a man of God, and I deserve to get attacked by a bear as those kids did for making fun of Elishah's bald head.
Well said, young lady.

Those no good kids really did get their's when Jesus set those bears on them

YIC

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Well, look what site I found. - 11-27-2016, 01:46 PM
And that is what happens when you make fun of God's anointed one.
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Default Re: Well, look what site I found. - 12-06-2016, 08:53 PM
Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.
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Default Re: Well, look what site I found. - 12-07-2016, 02:00 AM
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Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.
Why are you so mean to this poor person? Do you really want her to burn in Hell forever and ever?

God created fossils to test our faith.

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Default Re: Well, look what site I found. - 12-07-2016, 04:53 AM
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Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.
This is a confusing post, for the most part. Except for the occasional demon, and on the most special occasions, Our Lord and Savior, everybody who comes to this forum already knows that they are living human beings. It's weird of you to make mention of it that way.


And whatever way do we treat our visitors as anything other than "living human beings"? We don't used wet-vacs on them as if they were liquid spills on the linoleum floors at Walmart. We don't deploy air filters as though they were poisonous gases. And we don't wear radiation suits as though our guests were emitting strange energy readings.


We treat everybody here as a human person who can benefit from knowing the Bible. Those who demonstrate to us that they have fathomed its most potent Truth™ can look forward to joining us in the paradise that awaits True Christians™. Those who whose eyes are blind and whose ears are deaf can flail around in a hell of their own making if they so choose. Never mind the classic hell that the Bible describes as a lake of fire, ignorance of the Truth™ is a type of misery that we try to alleviate through our work here at Landover Baptist. . . Which is why you shouldn't be telling people to get off this forum.


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Default Re: Well, look what site I found. - 12-07-2016, 07:50 AM
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Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.
What a terrible thing to say.

You are obviously not a believer if you don't think every day about people who have not heard the Good News (particularly our youth) writhing naked in the fires of Hell.

Because when God Mockers come to our humble part of the Information Super Highway and ride rough shod over our most cherished beliefs that's exactly what happens

Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

YIC

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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