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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 04:02 AM
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 04:05 AM
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I just want people to know I'm not a Jew.
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Joos are notorious liars. So how can we believe you?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 04:08 AM
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Joos are notorious liars. So how can we believe you?
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Do you honestly think I look Jewish?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 04:21 AM
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Do you honestly think I look Jewish?
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You do realize, that the common stereotype of what a Jew looks like is quite different from what an average Jew really looks like, right?
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 04:22 AM
You look like that whore Anne Frank.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 05:52 AM
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FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M NOT JEWISH!!! I'M JUST AN UNSAVED CANADIAN!
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Dear boy, I am so happy that that was the last time! I was starting to become offended, you know... What a relief. It must be also a relief for you as now you can leave that past behind you. It this is a very good precedent. As an ex-jew you now know how to discard unnecessary or harmful ballast that can become an obstacle when you start seeking SALVATION in earnest! I mean, it is very hard to become a saved person in Godless Canada (not necessarily impossible). Have you considered emigrating to a more Godly realm?
Matthew 10:14
And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 06:04 AM
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Dear boy, I am so happy that that was the last time! I was starting to become offended, you know... What a relief. It must be also a relief for you as now you can leave that past behind you. It this is a very good precedent. As an ex-jew you now know how to discard unnecessary or harmful ballast that can become an obstacle when you start seeking SALVATION in earnest! I mean, it is very hard to become a saved person in Godless Canada (not necessarily impossible). Have you considered emigrating to a more Godly realm?
Matthew 10:14
And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Why do you keep calling me an ex-jew? I'm not Jewish in any shape or form.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 06:15 PM
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Why do you keep calling me an ex-jew? I'm not Jewish in any shape or form.
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The truth is clear and known by us, woman. You are splitting hairs. You should understand that we do not believe that your nose job, which changed both your shape and form, made you a former Jew. If you want to leave the Jew religion, it must be with your heart. Your nose, no matter how lumpy, large or hooked, has no bearing on your actual Jewishness- it only reveals the truth to others. Obscuring the truth does not really change it.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 07:04 PM
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The truth is clear and known by us, woman. You are splitting hairs. You should understand that we do not believe that your nose job, which changed both your shape and form, made you a former Jew. If you want to leave the Jew religion, it must be with your heart. Your nose, no matter how lumpy, large or hooked, has no bearing on your actual Jewishness- it only reveals the truth to others. Obscuring the truth does not really change it.
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I never got a nose job. My nose is like that because I'm 100% white.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 07:15 PM
I'm seriously offended by a certain white Jewess who is having temper tantrums all over this Godly forum. She really should stay away from the internet during that time of the month. I don't think her uncleannes can affect us over the internet, but she is just so annoying!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 07:22 PM
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I never got a nose job. My nose is like that because I'm 100% white.
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Yes, yes; we understand that Jews are technically White and that some Jews don't need nose jobs, but you are the one who brought up your nose with it's White looking form and I can't see what difference the fact that you appear to have light skin makes.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 07:45 PM
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Yes, yes; we understand that Jews are technically White and that some Jews don't need nose jobs, but you are the one who brought up your nose with it's White looking form and I can't see what difference the fact that you appear to have light skin makes.
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Brother Alvin, I am absolutly shocked and scandalized, and terrified, and, and, I don't even have appropriate words for this abomination!
It seems that we have a wolf in sheep skin hiding on our quiet, Godly forum - this person is not even a girl, it's actually a boy! No wonder he's lying to us about other stuff, such as his Jewish origin.
I won't post the entire picture, because this is a family friendly forum and the photograph in question is quite obscene, but here is a larger photo of whats-his-name:
http://annchwatskyphoto.com/wp-conte...gyny-7-550.jpg
Now I'm really offended by this thing.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-14-2014, 07:55 PM
Oh, Sweet Jesus!
That is an abomination. This Jewess is actually a Jew, a homosexual Jew with a nose job.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-16-2014, 11:51 PM
I am also Jewish, that doesn't make me a liar....This is just stereotyping.
I converted to catholicism and I have met Christ.
I think Jesus will love me no matter what, even if I have gay tendencies.
I would never dare think about sodomy, i just enjoy the warm caresses of a man.
Anyways, Jesus loves everybody, so stop harassing that poor guy.
God Bless!
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And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-16-2014, 11:58 PM
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I think Jesus will love me no matter what, even if I have gay tendencies.
I would never dare think about sodomy, i just enjoy the warm caresses of a man.
Anyways, Jesus loves everybody, so stop harassing that poor guy.
God Bless!
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You should join the papist priesthood then. You would fit right in.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-17-2014, 12:26 AM
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I am also Jewish, that doesn't make me a liar....This is just stereotyping.
I converted to catholicism and I have met Christ.
I think Jesus will love me no matter what, even if I have gay tendencies.
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What you think doesn't matter. What matters is what is in the Bible.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Does any of this apply to you?
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I would never dare think about sodomy, i just enjoy the warm caresses of a man.
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Now, that's quite pathetic. You know, just thinking about sinning is already a sin (Matthew 5:28).
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Anyways, Jesus loves everybody, so stop harassing that poor guy.
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Nope.
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
01-05-2015, 11:07 PM
I'm heavily offended by the never-ending coverage of some chink plane crash by CNN (should be SNN: Single News Network). One, why should I care about something that did not happen in America, two, since when did news stopped being all about facts and became being all about speculations and hypotheses?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
01-05-2015, 11:48 PM
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since when did news stopped being all about facts and became being all about speculations and hypotheses?
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When it became "fashionable" to feel sorry for, and enable sinners, rather than teach them to find and pull up their own darned bootstraps*.
* For you foreigners, "pulling up your bootstraps" refers to pulling up your work boots (by the straps), and putting in a day of honest, hard work, as opposed to sitting around and waiting for your Sugar Daddy or Welfare check to come by and bail you out.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
01-06-2015, 12:37 AM
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since when did news stopped being all about facts and became being all about speculations and hypotheses?
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And opinions. I don't want to hear about 'opinions' unless they're God's opinions.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-03-2015, 08:52 PM
Pastor Ezekiel!! I need the keys to the wing where we keep the Jew lawyers. Apparently, MasterCard is suing me and spitting in the face of baby Jesus!!
Proof again that women cannot be trusted; I gave Abigail my credit card to pick up a few things for supper and the next I know a truck is backing up with a new dining room table!! I knew I had to act fast as there is only one way out of this; Jesus. I called MasterCard and quoted:
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Numbers 30:12 But if her husband hath utterly made them void on the day he heard them; then whatsoever proceeded out of her lips concerning her vows, or concerning the bond of her soul, shall not stand: her husband hath made them void; and the Lord shall forgive her.
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Seeing as I voided the transaction on the same day, and I am indeed her husband, I assumed the matter to be closed. Apparently not and apparently MasterCard is NOT a God fearing company claiming the Bible verse did not void the transaction. I know Chic-Fil-A and Hobby Lobby honors God's word.
So, I need one of the damned Jews...please.
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