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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-25-2016, 03:18 AM

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Many people come here with the hopes of shocking us. They tell us they are not religious, they do not believe the LORD looks on, they do not believe His commands are relevant. What they fail to recognize is that religion directs and controls our lives. It is not a question of whether people are religious, it is only a matter of which religion a person serves. This religious orientation is often not acknowledged in our day, yet God's creatures cannot escape this fundamental truth of their nature. They may worship false gods, or they may worship the true God, but they will worship someone or something. Someone's religion controls every group, organization, institution, society. Every religion vies for power and control of our culture. You may consider thinking about what it is exactly you worship, and then you'll know what holds you in bondage. Faith in Christ can free you! I wish you to be free, dear. I wish you to have a heart of love, not lust, a spirit of freedom, not bondage, a hope for the future, not an impossible fantasy. One day I pray you too will look at another woman with Biblical respect - the way in which the LORD Himself looks upon her, as a compliment to men, a help meet to a husband, and complete in motherhood.




do you truly believe it impossible to not worship? I certainly don't worship anything or anyone as I'm sure is true with many atheists. it's true that many people do in a sense or worship even without religion or celebrity culture wouldn't be such a big thing but there are those who prefer logic and the reality that people are imperfect.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-25-2016, 07:36 PM

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Goodness! You might as well ask if 6 ounces of a homeless bum's urine in a tall, cool drink of water on a hot day might cause distress to the person looking forward to a refreshing, well-earned drink! This is how sin works, dear. It taints everything you do such that Jesus Christ wants nothing more to do with you than you might want to drink up that cold water! Even if there's a lot of clean water and you don't readily see the piss in the water, if you know it's there, you're not going to drink it! No sir! You'll toss it out, gag a little, perhaps spit on, or deliver a healthy kick in the kidneys to the insolent bum who dared piss in your drink! Who could blame you? And this is exactly what Jesus will do to you, come Judgement Day! And well you will deserve it, too!




fundamentalists are confusing an average person will notice the contradiction or other such flaws in their logic given a short while but fundamentalists it seems have such a warped sense of reality and their willingness to believe in something and follow it just for the sake of their own gain and other sentient being be damned is amazing. I mean no offense it's just I don't know people like that in real life so it's funny sad and fascinating all at once. though that last part is more of the psychology major pre-med in me.
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fundamentalists are confusing an average person will notice the contradiction or other such flaws in their logic given a short while but fundamentalists it seems have such a warped sense of reality and their willingness to believe in something and follow it just for the sake of their own gain and other sentient being be damned is amazing. I mean no offense it's just I don't know people like that in real life so it's funny sad and fascinating all at once. though that last part is more of the psychology major pre-med in me.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 07-02-2016, 09:19 PM

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I can't speak for every atheist but I don't feel life has to have a purpose or meaning just goals to accomplish.I want to be a doctor and save people. I want to travel the world and speak 20 languages. I want to listen to music and make it. I want to constantly expand my knowledge and get great tattoo's from my favorite artists. I want to learn to play 7 instruments and get even better at all the art forms I currently know. I want to make people laugh and make them happy. I don't feel sad I feel happy every time I accomplish something or help someone. How do I or atheists like me cause distress and scandal?
The two sentences left in black are in clear contradiction to reach other - how do you presume you'll make people laugh while telling them that they have a terminal cancer?

Also, out of curiosity, have you ever thought which 20 languages you plan to learn, or do you just shoot for a quantity and not what you want to do with them?

My goodness, kids these days really have no idea what they want in life.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-22-2016, 11:58 AM

Friends, I am atheist. I hate god and worship science and monkeys. If any other personality would like to become atheist, here is how you do it.

1. You are to swear an oath on The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking and The Origin of Species by Charles Darwin. You are to pledge your support to your dark master Satan in his socialist quest to overthrow God and install a socialist New World Order.
2. You are to sacrifice a baby to your dark master Satan. Here is a video on how you can accomplish this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nhBqntL0f4.
3. You must learn all the words to AC/DC Highway to Hell.
4. You must join the Illuminati, our website is on the hidden wiki and can only be access through a Tor browser as it is on the deep web. Now you can help assist myself and President Barack Obama in establishing a one-world atheistic socialist order by turning everybody into robots.
5. You must go on a pilgrimage to a atheist site, like Pyongyang or in the spaces which are first conquered by the atheist USSR so are now officially declare atheist property.
6. You are to experiment with bisexuality and marijuana.
7. Congratulations, you are now atheist. Now, when you die and go to hell, you must meet up with Friedrich Nietzsche who will give you instructions on how to kill God, so that we can install our dark master Satan as the glorious leader. The Eternal President Kim Il-sung and my noble father Kim Jong-il will assist you.


I hope this helps


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-22-2016, 02:33 PM

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Friends, I am atheist. I hate god and worship science and monkeys. If any other personality would like to become atheist, here is how you do it.

1. You are to swear an oath on The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking and The Origin of Species by Charles Darwin. You are to pledge your support to your dark master Satan in his socialist quest to overthrow God and install a socialist New World Order.
2. You are to sacrifice a baby to your dark master Satan. Here is a video on how you can accomplish this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nhBqntL0f4.
3. You must learn all the words to AC/DC Highway to Hell.
4. You must join the Illuminati, our website is on the hidden wiki and can only be access through a Tor browser as it is on the deep web. Now you can help assist myself and President Barack Obama in establishing a one-world atheistic socialist order by turning everybody into robots.
5. You must go on a pilgrimage to a atheist site, like Pyongyang or in the spaces which are first conquered by the atheist USSR so are now officially declare atheist property.
6. You are to experiment with bisexuality and marijuana.
7. Congratulations, you are now atheist. Now, when you die and go to hell, you must meet up with Friedrich Nietzsche who will give you instructions on how to kill God, so that we can install our dark master Satan as the glorious leader. The Eternal President Kim Il-sung and my noble father Kim Jong-il will assist you.


I hope this helps
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6. You are to experiment with bisexuality and marijuana and epic memes.


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-22-2016, 06:33 PM

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Friends, I am atheist. I hate god and worship science and monkeys. If any other personality would like to become atheist, here is how you do it.

1. You are to swear an oath on The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking and The Origin of Species by Charles Darwin. You are to pledge your support to your dark master Satan in his socialist quest to overthrow God and install a socialist New World Order.
2. You are to sacrifice a baby to your dark master Satan. Here is a video on how you can accomplish this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nhBqntL0f4.
3. You must learn all the words to AC/DC Highway to Hell.
4. You must join the Illuminati, our website is on the hidden wiki and can only be access through a Tor browser as it is on the deep web. Now you can help assist myself and President Barack Obama in establishing a one-world atheistic socialist order by turning everybody into robots.
5. You must go on a pilgrimage to a atheist site, like Pyongyang or in the spaces which are first conquered by the atheist USSR so are now officially declare atheist property.
6. You are to experiment with bisexuality and marijuana.
7. Congratulations, you are now atheist. Now, when you die and go to hell, you must meet up with Friedrich Nietzsche who will give you instructions on how to kill God, so that we can install our dark master Satan as the glorious leader. The Eternal President Kim Il-sung and my noble father Kim Jong-il will assist you.


I hope this helps
Your comprehensive plan won't work, dear. We know the truth about Atheism, and we have the antidote:

Hearing the Word of God > Faith > Salvation (Romans 10:17).

For this reason we suggest people install screen readers for the blind on their computers. That way the Bible Verses they hear will break down their defenses and Jesus will be able to sneak into their heart.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Devil Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-22-2016, 06:59 PM

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Your comprehensive plan won't work, dear. We know the truth about Atheism, and we have the antidote:

Hearing the Word of God > Faith > Salvation (Romans 10:17).

For this reason we suggest people install screen readers for the blind on their computers. That way the Bible Verses they hear will break down their defenses and Jesus will be able to sneak into their heart.
Friend, I shall rally the deaf peoples, they cannot be hear.


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-22-2016, 07:04 PM

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Friend, I shall rally the deaf peoples, they cannot be hear.
If they stopped acting so uppity and loved and trusted Jesus, then they would pray to Him in earnestness and He would heal them of their sin, and thus cure them of their deafness, just like He promises (James 5:15).


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If they stopped acting so uppity and loved and trusted Jesus, then they would pray to Him in earnestness and He would heal them of their sin, and thus cure them of their deafness, just like He promises (James 5:15).
Well it will never happen! I will rally the deaf personality to overthrow your God in sign language when I am go to hell!


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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We're way ahead of you, Maréchale!



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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-22-2016, 09:43 PM

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We're way ahead of you, Maréchale!

Friend Marshall, the Bible is never of lie, you have to HEAR an words!


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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You are very perceptive. It is unfathomable the amount of abuse that is heaped upon some peaceful worshipers of the Lord.
It's because if you look under "The Devil's Entertainment" the top post about Overwatch is why the website is getting harassed. Some guy found this forum, made the video and now were where we are.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 12-24-2016, 10:27 AM

Okay, first, I am an Atheist, I am not here to mock anyone, I am just here to share my thoughts on this post. The fact that you think that all "Queers" are atheist shows that you have in fact never met a "queer", I know many gay people who are Christians, and they are all great people who I care deeply about. I don't understand how you can say such vile things, then call yourselves "True Christians". "True Christians" are supposed to treat everyone how they would like to be treated, so would you like to be treated like dirt? How would you feel if you were called "Dirty" for your religion, I've seen people being called "Filthy Jews" or "Feminazi bitches" because they chose to speak out against the hate that is spread on this hole of a website. Do you study the bible so much that you no longer realise the real world uses for the Bible's teachings? Do you not realise that you are supposed to "Love thy neighbour as thyself"?
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It's because if you look under "The Devil's Entertainment" the top post about Overwatch is why the website is getting harassed. Some guy found this forum, made the video and now were where we are.
Hello Weaboo,

The correct word is persecuted. And I guess that is fine as it is written in the Bible (Matthew 5:10-12). In a way, those people are doing God´s work. That is, if you believe in the Christian God, and those ¨harassers¨ who do will end up wailing and gnashing their teeth in a lake of fire and brimstone.

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Okay, first, I am an Atheist, I am not here to mock anyone, I am just here to share my thoughts on this post. The fact that you think that all "Queers" are atheist shows that you have in fact never met a "queer", I know many gay people who are Christians, and they are all great people who I care deeply about. I don't understand how you can say such vile things, then call yourselves "True Christians". "True Christians" are supposed to treat everyone how they would like to be treated, so would you like to be treated like dirt? How would you feel if you were called "Dirty" for your religion, I've seen people being called "Filthy Jews" or "Feminazi bitches" because they chose to speak out against the hate that is spread on this hole of a website. Do you study the bible so much that you no longer realise the real world uses for the Bible's teachings? Do you not realise that you are supposed to "Love thy neighbour as thyself"?
You are NOT MY NEIGHBOR. Please read this:


http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71358


And for gays, the Bible is clear, both in the old and new testament:


Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.



1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,



Romans Chapter 1 26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in [their] knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;



1 Timothy 1:10 - For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;


So yes, we call ourselves True Christians and this is what REAL religion is about. All the hippies "God love us all" are NOT Christians, and certainly queers cannot be True Christians.



I mean, what is a True Christian but someone who has read the Bible and follows it, 100%? Or are you better than God, and you choose the passages to obey?


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You are NOT MY NEIGHBOR...
certainly queers cannot be True Christians...
and you choose the passages to obey?
Listen, different people interpret the Bible very differently, I have not read all of it, nor do I care to, for I do not believe in any god. However, I went to a christian primary school/ elementary school and was told that "God is real! You will go to hell if you sin! Gays should not marry!" But do you know why I didn't believe them? I had a different interpretation to the tiny amount of parts of the bible they had shown us. They told me to treat everyone as I would want to be treated, and that if I did so, I would be rewarded for my kindness, however, they also told me that being gay is sinful, so I was scared that I would turn out gay, and that I would go to hell. But my parents were kind, and so said to me "We are atheists, but you can believe whatever you want to believe." I soon learnt about science when I went to high school, I realised that people have different faiths and soon I realised that there are many things that disprove creationism and other Christian beliefs (Theory of evolution, cosmic background radiation, the Theory of the Big Bang)
(If you reply with "But those are just theories", watch this video; <<<link to atheistic propaganda removed>>> And that is why I converted to atheism, I still use some things that I learnt from the Bible, but I do not believe that anything that happened in the Bible actually happened. I don't care if I'm "not your neighbour", I still deserve as much respect as everyone else, whether Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, etc.

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And that is why I converted to atheism....
That's a bizarre choice of words. How exactly did you convert to the absence of something?

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With attitudes like that, I pity your neighbors. No you don't deserve our respect. You really don't. What have you ever said here that we should respect you? Respect has to be earned.

I assume that if I offered to pray for you, you would simply hurl more insults at us. So I won't.


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That's a bizarre choice of words. How exactly did you convert to the absence of something?



With attitudes like that, I pity your neighbors. No you don't deserve our respect. You really don't. What have you ever said here that we should respect you? Respect has to be earned.

I assume that if I offered to pray for you, you would simply hurl more insults at us. So I won't.
First of all, you can convert to atheism, as converting is a synonym of changing, and converting to atheism is a change in religion.


Second of all, how dare you! Everyone deserves some respect, and if you are saying that you are above anyone else, you are worthy of the least amount of respect I can give you. However, that is still some. In my eyes, we are all worthy of respect, but how much respect depends on what you do. I have little respect for the bigots on this site, not that everyone on here is necessarily bigoted, but some people I have seen on here are rape justifiers, homophobes, transphobes and racists.


Third, if you had offered to pray for me, I would respect that, and thank you sincerely, as that is a very kind thing to say. I actually pay for two children to go to school in Africa, and they often say "We include you in our prayers" in their letters. I always thank them, as they are very kind, and they cannot give me anything at all but prayers.


Sometimes I wonder if the people on this site that are racist, homophobic or transphobic actually speak the way they do online.


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First of all, you can convert to atheism, as converting is a synonym of changing, and converting to atheism is a change in religion.
Atheism is a religion, then? Thank you for clearing that up.

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How dare I? Oh, I do love it when our uninvited guests have little tantrums.

But, for the record, I said nothing of the kind. I said respect has to be earned. I don't expect it from you, obviously. This is a good thing, as you have shown me absolutely none.

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So you have some respect for the bigots who come here to this privately-owned Christian website, interfering with our discussions and pushing their own agenda of sin? I don't.


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