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I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 09:04 PM
What should I do??
I didn't mean for it to happen, i needed the drugs!
I think i am going to hell.
Well god love me??
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by XEvilneedleX
What should I do??
I didn't mean for it to happen, i needed the drugs!
I think i am going to hell.
Well god love me??
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I'm sure the person who paid you for it would like to get some change back, if not a full refund.
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Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 09:31 PM
Thats not very nice.
I think i might go hand myself thanks a lot jerk.
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 09:42 PM
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Thats not very nice.
I think i might go hand myself thanks a lot jerk.
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how much did you get
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 09:46 PM
A Rock of Crack an a beer, why can you offer something better?
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 09:51 PM
I do Oral too!
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 10:01 PM
u any good
and a price list for other things you may do for money
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 10:09 PM
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u any good
and a price list for other things you may do for money
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what about this..
I'll strip down to nothing but a smile..
Give you mind blowing Oral
Let you hump me like a wild monkey, before you blow your load everywhere, i will suck you dry of man snot.
Then give me some anal
All..
For a small rock an maybe a beer?
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 10:13 PM
what do i get for a big rock and two bottles of beer and not that cheep shit
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 10:14 PM
Anything you would like!
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 10:18 PM
do you dress up
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 10:19 PM
What would you like me to dress as?
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 10:34 PM
i think a real slutty school teacher with jack boots and them things what spin on your nippels
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by XEvilneedleX
A Rock of Crack an a beer,
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If no money changed hands, it technically would have been a barter, instead of truly being "paid" for sexual intercourse.
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 10:36 PM
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i think a real slutty school teacher with jack boots and them things what spin on your nippels
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Pasties, not to be confused with a tasty pasty.
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 10:36 PM
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i think a real slutty school teacher with jack boots and them things what spin on your nippels
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What about a Catholic school girl uniform with Knee high leather boots an them lovely nip covers? an i have a whip
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 10:40 PM
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What about a Catholic school girl uniform with Knee high leather boots an them lovely nip covers? an i have a whip
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I have Jesus.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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12-05-2007, 11:03 PM
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 11:06 PM
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He died (temporarily) for your Sins.
Have you no compassion in your heart?
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Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse -
12-05-2007, 11:27 PM
* Smokes crack pipe an rub's cl*t thinking of the prophet Mohammad*
Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 12-05-2007 at 11:28 PM.
Reason: profanity
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