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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 11-14-2012, 02:54 AM

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If you continue reading to Leviticus 22:4 It says. "No man of the descendants of Aaron, who is a leper or who discharge, may eat of the holy gifts until he is clean. 22:6 a person who touches any such shall be unclean until evening, and shall not eat the holy gifts, unless he has bathed his body in water. But when the sun sets, he shall be clean, and afterward he shall eat of the holy gifts, for it is his food. He shall not eat an animal which dies or is torn by beasts, becoming unclean by it; I am the LORD. They shall therefore keep my charge, so that they may not bear sin because of it, and die thereby because they profane it; I am the LORD who sanctifies them.
It's a shame you are unable to understand that Jesus specifically overturned that part.

Mark 7:18-23

18 And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him;
19 Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?
20 And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.
21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Sorry I did not see the last part where you said about my father, who is dead as well is my mother. And as far as a husband I am single and no man will have me.
Why will no man have you? Are you incapable of cooking and keeping house? Or are you a hideously ugly lesbian?

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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 11-14-2012, 03:02 AM

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So I guess you're in luck if you touched a leper and then took a bath. But if you are the leper, or blemished, or blind, or lame, or have a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, or brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or sporting an eye blemish, or have scurvy, or scabbed, or suffer from crushed testicles, then you're pretty much out of favor for life. Unless, I dunno, you know where to take a bath that cures a flat nose or regrows a man's testicular regions.

Now, why are you refusing to introduce yourself? Are you ashamed of who you are?

We can help.

I am not ashamed of myself at all. What exactly would you like to know???
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I am not ashamed of myself at all. What exactly would you like to know???
Please allow me to direct you to our Introductions Forum. Here, courtesy dictates that civilized guests introduce themselves to a community. You can tell us who you are, where you go to church, what your favorite Bible verse is, and most especially, how you came to know Jesus.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Why will no man have you? Are you incapable of cooking and keeping house? Or are you a hideously ugly lesbian?

YBIC
So it is ok for YOU to say that no man wants me. When there are plenty that do in fact. Just none that I would date or marry. And that I am a hideously ugly lesbian. But I can't say ridiculous or not christian like because that will get me banned. Lol Well you can all ban me that is fine. I would prefer to be banned then listen to a bunch of hypocritical so called Christians.

But before I leave and never come back. Here is my introduction. I was born and raised Christian. I sang in the choir for years. Baptised and confirmed into a Brethern church at a young age on my own free will. I have no stories of how God has come into my life or any miracle that he has done for me. And yet I still faithfully followed his word and the word of the church of years. A year ago however, I had a demon attack my family. I prayed to God every night to help my family. And yet night after night it got worse. For months my family was terrorized by this entity with no help from church or God. Even tho I prayed and begged for the help.

After a year, an old friend from school contacted me when she heard about the things happening in my house and to my family. She is Wiccan. Her and her friend the coven high priestess came to my house within the week. Banished the creature and we never had a problem after that. So I started doing MY research on the religion. Considering the fact that they did not turn away from me, they came to me asking nothing in return for their great help. And what you all are saying about Wiccans is totally false. Wiccans do not sacrifice anything. Except for herbs and spices maybe. They do not discriminate against anyone. They do not believe in the devil so they are not controlled by the devil. I dont think even the devil would use someone if they didnt believe in him that is just obsurd. Wiccans will HELP anyone of any faith any health any need. They harm NO ONE. Which is more then I can even say for the Christians on this page. Christians are judgemental, criticizing and hypocritical. Wiccans are not. While you praise death we praise life, nature and the universe. And as far as the tag about Wiccans eating babies----yeah not true at all. That is all falsified Christain lies. However in the bible, God himself requests the death of children just to prove their faith. Even when I was a firm believer of the word of God. I couldnt even stand that part of the bible. And that is not something ANY REAL Wiccan would EVER do. I hope you have a wonderful day. So mote it be. Blessed be
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no man will have me.
That, I believe.

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But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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...yap, yap, yap
Tell us, oh wise one... what did this entity do?

The only reason a demon can enter your living space is because your mind and legs were open to it. You were masturbating and calling out satan's disgusting name; weren't you? Admit it or else I will put a curse on your family right now... in Christ's name.

Oh my heavenly master Jesus; in your name I wish to...

Want me to continue? Finish your story you lying slut.
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Sorry I did not see the last part where you said about my father, who is dead as well is my mother. And as far as a husband I am single and no man will have me.
I think it is hilarious how pathetic and immature you all are. I wish I could be there the day each of you walk up to the pearly gates to met God and he laughs in your faces for all the Lying, manipulating, harassement, name calling, bigotry you are all doing and using his name to make it ok.


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I think it is hilarious how pathetic and immature you all are. I wish I could be there the day each of you walk up to the pearly gates to met God and he laughs in your faces for all the Lying, manipulating, harassement, name calling, bigotry you are all doing and using his name to make it ok.
You won't have to worry about seeing any Pearly Gates. God doesn't let witch scum anywhere near Heaven.

You're headed to the place all obese lesbian witch scum goes. The firey pits of hell. Where the worm dieth not.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Tell us, oh wise one... what did this entity do?

The only reason a demon can enter your living space is because your mind and legs were open to it. You were masturbating and calling out satan's disgusting name; weren't you? Admit it or else I will put a curse on your family right now... in Christ's name.

Oh my heavenly master Jesus; in your name I wish to...

Want me to continue? Finish your story you lying slut.

ROFLMAO Go ahead and Curse me. You have no power to do so. What I was doing in my house is NONE of your business. But I call out Satans name and always have and I def will now since I BELIEVE IN HIM MORE THAN JESUS. So yes, continue. In your name I wish to WHAT?????


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ROFLMAO Go ahead and Curse me. You have no power to do so. What I was doing in my house is NONE of your business. But I call out Satans name and always have and I def will now since I BELIEVE IN HIM MORE THAN JESUS. So yes, continue. In your name I wish to WHAT?????
You're a fat, ugly fraud aren't you? I knew you were a liar. You have just lied to Christ you sweaty pig. You smell.
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ROFLMAO Go ahead and Curse me. You have no power to do so. What I was doing in my house is NONE of your business. But I call out Satans name and always have and I def will now since I BELIEVE IN HIM MORE THAN JESUS. So yes, continue. In your name I wish to WHAT?????
This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!


Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen


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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 11-14-2012, 04:39 AM

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You won't have to worry about seeing any Pearly Gates. God doesn't let witch scum anywhere near Heaven.

You're headed to the place all obese lesbian witch scum goes. The firey pits of hell. Where the worm dieth not.

As funny as I find it that you ASSUME I am lesbian I must tell you I am not. I am completely straight and have 3 kids with which were all made by a MAN.


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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 11-14-2012, 04:49 AM

[QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;949039]This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!






Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
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Ok a question. IF this is so powerful how comes it still has never been used (till now) apparently??? Because if it had and its all powerful we would not have any power. And we do.

Now, a few problems with your CURSE. (when writing a curse it has to suit your needs/person) I dont do any curses since I am a white wiccan that does no harm to anyone. But I do know things of spells.

1. you say in it that you are returning the senders and demons back to me 7 fold. First problem here is I sent no bad omen, curse or bad will at all your way and never would. So in that wording NOTHING will come back on me 7 anything.

2. If your point is to keep our minds from being controlled by satan. Then again this will not work for what you intend. Since we do not believe in satan and are not controlled by satan I am still safe from this curse. As well as we have no bonds to someone we dont believe in.

But thanks I prefer to not be saved by hypocrites.


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As funny as I find it that you ASSUME I am lesbian I must tell you I am not. I am completely straight and have 3 kids with which were all made by a MAN.
Hmmm...... So if, as you stated earlier, no man would have you how did you get 3 kids?

Did you:

a. Adopt,
b. Use IVF
c. Rape 3 random men for the sake of your satanic lusts, or
d. Give birth to the product of Satanic relations with 3 Incubi?

Please give up on the Death Style that you have chosen and repent. Live your life by the Word of God i.e. the Holy Bible KJV 1611, allow our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, to fill you with His Love.

Only through the Grace of our Lord can you find peace, happiness and fulfilment.


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Exclamation Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 05-11-2014, 06:31 PM

Dear Pastor,
I am A witch and am proud to be one. I have lived many different lives and still hate the fact that you believe that being a witch is a bad thing. If it is then doctors are evil because they heal people. that like saying that bad luck is caused by a curse. i have lived in more lives than you gan ever imagine and am older than time but not older than god

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I am A witch and am proud to be one. I have lived many different lives and still hate the fact that you believe that being a witch is a bad thing. If it is then doctors are evil because they heal people. that like saying that bad luck is caused by a curse. i have lived in more lives than you gan ever imagine and am older than time but not older than god

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Don't be silly, you are not a witch. You have not lived many lives.

God bless.


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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i have lived in more lives than you gan ever imagine and am older than time but not older than god
You can prove all of that, right?


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We could always test her claim by seeing if she floats or drowns.
If she floats, Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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The Wiccan religion was invented by Satanist Gerald Gardner in 1954 in order to hide his devil worship behind another name and talk gullible immoral girls into getting naked, but somehow a member of this 70 year old cult has lived longer than we can imagine. Yeah, right!


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