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Default Seriously? - 01-03-2008, 06:20 AM

I'm not trying to make fun of this site, this is a serious question- Is this a joke site?
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Default Re: Seriously? - 01-03-2008, 06:23 AM

It has to be.
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Default Re: Seriously? - 01-03-2008, 06:26 AM

No, we are serious folks with a serious mission. Please read our FAQ before posting. It will make you appear less ignorant. You can find the link in my signature.

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Default Re: Seriously? - 01-03-2008, 06:30 AM

I'm a chistian, but cmon ppl, are you so insecure in your lives that you'll belive this? Being the kind of person the site tells you to be is how you go to hell. BTW, the bible was heavily edited by the catholic church at the counsil of nicea, so your not following what jesus said, you following what the supposedly evil catholic church said.
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Default Re: Seriously? - 01-03-2008, 06:50 AM

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I'm a chistian, but cmon ppl, are you so insecure in your lives that you'll belive this? Being the kind of person the site tells you to be is how you go to hell.
You must be confused. We tell people to pray to God to send the Holy Spirit to convict them of their sins, to repent and turn away from their sins, and to accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.

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BTW, the bible was heavily edited by the catholic church at the counsil of nicea, so your not following what jesus said, you following what the supposedly evil catholic church said.
You are right about the Catholic Church heavily editing the Bible at the Council of Nicea, but you only know half of the story. Fortunately, True Christians™ saved the real Bible, known as the Textus Receptus. The King James Bible is the ONLY English language Bible translated from the Textus Receptus. All others are based on the corrupt Latin Vulgate. Take a look at this.

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