Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Creation Science
Reload this Page PROOF God is REAL!
Creation Science The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1481)
Old
BeckTheBoard BeckTheBoard is offline
Unsaved trash
 
Posts: 5
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Godless Europistan
BeckTheBoard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.BeckTheBoard is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-07-2012, 04:27 AM

You call him a dimwit i would say that you are a dimwit, and yes i know i didnt use proper grammar. I am a christian just like another 2.1 billion people are but i will still stand up for a fellow man even if he is not a christian. So ban me or do whatever say im gonna rot in hell. i dont really.
Reply With Quote
(#1482)
Old
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-07-2012, 06:43 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BeckTheTard View Post
You call him a dimwit i would say that you are a dimwit, and yes i know i didnt use proper grammar. I am a christian just like another 2.1 billion people are but i will still stand up for a fellow man even if he is not a christian. So ban me or do whatever say im gonna rot in hell. i dont really.
Were you responding to anyone in particular? And you don't really what?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote
(#1483)
Old
The fallen angle The fallen angle is offline
Unsaved trash, quite obtuse
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: in my igloo, chewing blubber
The fallen angle is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-15-2012, 12:09 AM

The guy in that video was being sarcastic. Even if he was not being sarcastic saying that the bible proves god is like saying that Ice Age proves talking animals.


Reply With Quote
(#1484)
Old
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-15-2012, 12:16 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by The fallen angle View Post
The guy in that video was being sarcastic. Even if he was not being sarcastic saying that the bible proves god is like saying that Ice Age proves talking animals.


Truly, you are an obtuse angle.

Not acute one, at all.

So, how would you prove God exists? Or are you just another God-mocking troll who lacks the courage to go to his mommy's church and tell her and her friends in person that they're fools to believe in God, and instead go online to insult strangers for not believing the same things you do?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote
(#1485)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-15-2012, 12:18 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by The fallen angle View Post
The guy in that video was being sarcastic. Even if he was not being sarcastic saying that the bible proves god is like saying that Ice Age proves talking animals.


What's your angle, kid?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#1486)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-15-2012, 12:21 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by The fallen angle View Post
The guy in that video was being sarcastic. Even if he was not being sarcastic saying that the bible proves god is like saying that Ice Age proves talking animals.


For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
Romans 1:20-21


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#1487)
Old
MitzaLizalor's Avatar
MitzaLizalor MitzaLizalor is offline
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound Mission to Australia Christian Love Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts Best stoning bucket True Christian Lady Pro-Life True Scientist™ True Christian™ True Christian Artist True Christian Beauty Most Obedient Batman Shooting Survivor Kangi Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Early riser Nuts for JESUS! Touched by Jesus Color wheel Trumpette Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Stamp of Approval Tagging for Jesus In Love With Zeke BFF of Jesus God's chosen ones Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Grammar Nazi GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Aardvark

 
Posts: 14,663
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 07-15-2012, 03:02 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
Romans 1:20-21
The darkness of foolish hearts in these last days certainly shows the truth of those words, Mrs Etheldreda. Words given to us by God. If He were not a God of Truth the darkened hearts could see those invisible things but they cant can they.

We do not cling to a folorn hope but to The Living Truth of Eternal God and certainly know that He is real!
DEUTERONOMY 32
3
Because I wil publish the Name of the Lord: ascribe yee greatnesse vnto our God.
4 He is the rocke, his worke is perfect: for all his wayes are Iudgement: A God of trueth, and without iniquity, iust and right is he.
©1611

Praise Him ! !
Reply With Quote
(#1488)
Old
Spike the Scottish Poof's Avatar
Spike the Scottish Poof Spike the Scottish Poof is offline
Unsaved trash, demon-infested queer
 
 
Posts: 27
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: England
Spike the Scottish Poof is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Spike the Scottish Poof is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Spike the Scottish Poof is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Spike the Scottish Poof is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 09-14-2012, 04:49 PM

I have absolute faith in Unicorns. Does that mean they are real?


Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
Reply With Quote
(#1489)
Old
Redeemed Papist's Avatar
Redeemed Papist Redeemed Papist is offline
Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
True Christian™

Ex-Mary Worshipper Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture One Year/1000 posts Christian Love Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Tell her once Flat Earth Porn Resistant Ex-Brit Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Ex-eurotrash True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Punched the most queers Super Soaker Baptism Award TC Bravery True Scientist™ True Heterosexual™ Batman Shooting Survivor True Scientist™ Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club The Lord’s Witness Wound Pro-Life Teabag Patriot Touched by Jesus Gold Tither Anti-sodomy Hands Off

 
Posts: 10,391
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 09-14-2012, 04:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike the Scottish Poof View Post
I have absolute faith in Unicorns. Does that mean they are real?
Psalms 22:21 Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.

Duh...



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.
Reply With Quote
(#1490)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 09-14-2012, 07:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike the Scottish Poof View Post
I have absolute faith in Unicorns. Does that mean they are real?
Reality doesn't work like that. You can't "believe" something into existence.

A thing exists only if the LORD created it.

In the case of unicorns, yes, yes they do exist, as our own esteemed Brother Redeemed Papist has illustrated.

I hope that helps.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#1491)
Old
Redeemed Papist's Avatar
Redeemed Papist Redeemed Papist is offline
Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
True Christian™

Ex-Mary Worshipper Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture One Year/1000 posts Christian Love Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Tell her once Flat Earth Porn Resistant Ex-Brit Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Ex-eurotrash True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Punched the most queers Super Soaker Baptism Award TC Bravery True Scientist™ True Heterosexual™ Batman Shooting Survivor True Scientist™ Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club The Lord’s Witness Wound Pro-Life Teabag Patriot Touched by Jesus Gold Tither Anti-sodomy Hands Off

 
Posts: 10,391
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 09-14-2012, 08:09 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Reality doesn't work like that. You can't "believe" something into existence.

A thing exists only if the LORD created it.

In the case of unicorns, yes, yes they do exist, as our own esteemed Brother Redeemed Papist has illustrated.

I hope that helps.

He's not interested in the evidence. He thinks he's "annoying us." Yet back he comes into the bosom of baby Jesus.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.
Reply With Quote
(#1492)
Old
tiaanjvr tiaanjvr is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 4
Join Date: Nov 2012
tiaanjvr is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.tiaanjvr is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 11-22-2012, 05:32 PM

Being a "noob/unsaved trash" i have a few concerns myself.

whether it being the existence of God, proving him real or not. i need no proofe. i have all the evidence i need through my life. where no form of scientific method could solve any problem other than prayer and faith.

but thats not the point i want to get at now. i am very confused right now, i have read quite a few threads where i find christians calling other, non believers, whores, trash, trolls and plainly going about mocking these people. as a christian i believe we should all seek to be like God or Jesus. not see ourselves as an equal but strife to be better people. if i were an atheist and i were exposed to this mocking, name calling and disrespect i would certainly have no desire to convert or to start believing in the Lord. i urge all of us to treat others with respect and dignity. be slow to anger and not speak ill of anyone. even though we are all human with our faults its especially important to behave in such a way that we convey a godly image.

best wishes

tiaan
Reply With Quote
(#1493)
Old
Matthew Hopkins Matthew Hopkins is offline
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound True Christian Caucasian True Christian™ Real American™ Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Persecuted Porn Resistant Prayer Warrior Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Gold Tither Tell her once True Republican Teabag Patriot Guns, Guts and GLORY! True Heterosexual™

 
Posts: 808
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Ozarks, MO
Matthew Hopkins has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMatthew Hopkins has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMatthew Hopkins has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMatthew Hopkins has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMatthew Hopkins has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMatthew Hopkins has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMatthew Hopkins has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMatthew Hopkins has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMatthew Hopkins has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMatthew Hopkins has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMatthew Hopkins has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 11-22-2012, 05:57 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by tiaanjvr View Post
Being a "noob/unsaved trash" i have a few concerns myself.

whether it being the existence of God, proving him real or not. i need no proofe. i have all the evidence i need through my life. where no form of scientific method could solve any problem other than prayer and faith.

but thats not the point i want to get at now. i am very confused right now, i have read quite a few threads where i find christians calling other, non believers, whores, trash, trolls and plainly going about mocking these people. as a christian i believe we should all seek to be like God or Jesus. not see ourselves as an equal but strife to be better people. if i were an God-hating God-hating atheist and i were exposed to this mocking, name calling and disrespect i would certainly have no desire to convert or to start believing in the Lord. i urge all of us to treat others with respect and dignity. be slow to anger and not speak ill of anyone. even though we are all human with our faults its especially important to behave in such a way that we convey a godly image.

best wishes

tiaan
What you mean is you want to convey to the world your own, personal, cherry-picked, watered-down version of "Christianity", conveniently leaving out all the bit of the Bible that make you feel uncomfortable. You think we should ignore God's Holy Words® and behave like you do: lying to and deceiving people about Jesus Christ our Lord.

Please introduce yourself in the proper place, young lady.

YBIC
Reply With Quote
(#1494)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 11-22-2012, 06:15 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by tiaanjvr View Post
Being a "noob/unsaved trash" i have a few concerns myself.

whether it being the existence of God, proving him real or not. i need no proofe. i have all the evidence i need through my life. where no form of scientific method could solve any problem other than prayer and faith.

but thats not the point i want to get at now. i am very confused right now, i have read quite a few threads where i find christians calling other, non believers, whores, trash, trolls and plainly going about mocking these people. as a christian i believe we should all seek to be like God or Jesus. not see ourselves as an equal but strife to be better people. if i were an God-hating God-hating atheist and i were exposed to this mocking, name calling and disrespect i would certainly have no desire to convert or to start believing in the Lord. i urge all of us to treat others with respect and dignity. be slow to anger and not speak ill of anyone. even though we are all human with our faults its especially important to behave in such a way that we convey a godly image.

best wishes

tiaan
Hi tiaan, welcome to our friendly forum!

I see you feel a bit uncomfortable when the truth is being shared in a straight-forward way. Many people do. The thing is, people who sell themselves for some pay (sex for money, or behavior for emotional security) are whores, they just don't like to think of it that way. Maybe they don't know. We could take the time to talk out emotions and ideas and thoughts and such, but we're not Sigmund Freud. We're Ambassadors for Christ (2 Corinthians 5:20), and that means we get straight to the truth, just like Jesus Himself did. What is it that makes you uncomfortable? What are you selling?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#1495)
Old
Average Fool Average Fool is offline
Unsaved Trash, chinese anal sex fan
 
 
Posts: 39
Join Date: May 2012
Location: In bed with my fag boyfriend
Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 12-21-2012, 10:02 AM

There is no proof that god is real. Do you think it would be even a discussion if there was solid proof. Can you deny that you see the light coming off of your computer screen right now.
Reply With Quote
(#1496)
Old
Billy Bob Jenkins's Avatar
Billy Bob Jenkins Billy Bob Jenkins is offline
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Ex-Masturbator Parking Lot Tither True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Home Schooled True Christian Hotrodder Teabag Patriot The Hatchet Child Rearing Award One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Ex-treehugger Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Mission to Korea Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 12-21-2012, 10:18 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by AverageJoe43 View Post
There is no proof that god is real. Do you think it would be even a discussion if there was solid proof. Can you deny that you see the light coming off of your computer screen right now.
Of course it can be denied. If you can deny the creator of all things, you can deny anything.

There is far more evidence of God than there is evidence for the light coming off my computer. God created light. So light is evidence of God. He also created everything else. So the evidence is everywhere you look.

You atheists will say anything to keep on sinning.

I hope you like it hot, friend.


The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
Reply With Quote
(#1497)
Old
Average Fool Average Fool is offline
Unsaved Trash, chinese anal sex fan
 
 
Posts: 39
Join Date: May 2012
Location: In bed with my fag boyfriend
Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 12-21-2012, 10:28 AM

First off I'm not an antheist. Get your facts straight.

Are you saying you sensed this post and imagined what I wrote instead of seeing the light comming off screen to see what was posted. Not to mention how you navigated to the post? That is stupid, and if you claim that to be true then how will I respond to what you may post. Wouldn't you be cosidered a witch if you pocessed that power? Are you a witch? Maybe we should all question you.

Just playing you game that's all. How does it feel?
Reply With Quote
(#1498)
Old
Sophie Hennig's Avatar
Sophie Hennig Sophie Hennig is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 60
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Looking for Christ in the tundra of Finland
Sophie Hennig has had a couple of people click the rep button.Sophie Hennig has had a couple of people click the rep button.Sophie Hennig has had a couple of people click the rep button.Sophie Hennig has had a couple of people click the rep button.
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 12-21-2012, 10:36 AM

Quote:
There is no proof that god is real. Do you think it would be even a discussion if there was solid proof. Can you deny that you see the light coming off of your computer screen right now.
You say there is no proof of God? Just take a look around you, friend! Do you really think this all would be possible without the holy spirit? God lives, he is all around us. You only need to open your eyes.

YIC
Reply With Quote
(#1499)
Old
Billy Bob Jenkins's Avatar
Billy Bob Jenkins Billy Bob Jenkins is offline
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Ex-Masturbator Parking Lot Tither True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Home Schooled True Christian Hotrodder Teabag Patriot The Hatchet Child Rearing Award One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Ex-treehugger Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Mission to Korea Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 12-21-2012, 10:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by AverageJoe43 View Post
First off I'm not an antheist. Get your facts straight.

Are you saying you sensed this post and imagined what I wrote instead of seeing the light comming off screen to see what was posted. Not to mention how you navigated to the post? That is stupid, and if you claim that to be true then how will I respond to what you may post. Wouldn't you be cosidered a witch if you pocessed that power? Are you a witch? Maybe we should all question you.

Just playing you game that's all. How does it feel?
It feels great to have a friend in Christ Jesus! Thanks for asking!

Are you saying that the universe created itself? A meaningless, thoughtless void just spoke itself into existence without any help?

How does it feel to have a completely meaningless life, empty of gratitude, and a worldview in which human beings are just clusters of atoms? I imagine it kind of sucks, huh?


The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
Reply With Quote
(#1500)
Old
Average Fool Average Fool is offline
Unsaved Trash, chinese anal sex fan
 
 
Posts: 39
Join Date: May 2012
Location: In bed with my fag boyfriend
Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Average Fool is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 12-21-2012, 10:42 AM

Going around the topic, that is the game I speak of.

This forum is horrible.

I have a very meaningful life, open your mind for a change.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
edward current, evolution: darwin spits on god, proof of god's existence, you tube

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved