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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
05-30-2011, 04:07 PM
First off, damn. I was hoping this was about Beaver Buzz, the finest energy drink on the planet.
Second off,
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
In Japan they sure aren't.
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It may not have the mask around the eyes, but isn't that a raccoon tail?
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
07-23-2012, 03:47 AM
Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
07-23-2012, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Callisto
It may not have the mask around the eyes, but isn't that a raccoon tail?
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It's hard to tell, because the Japanese have violated God's plan by breeding racoons with dogs. I guess I shouldn't be surprised--after all, they attacked the United States of America, God's favorite country®, so they're capable of just about any sort of perversion of God's will.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
07-27-2012, 01:28 PM
Yeah, Japanese perverts, here's an example of their "old wisdom":
II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
07-27-2012, 09:12 PM
That is true and it is encouraged even today! The Japanese goverment issues instructions on how to see "ladybits"
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
07-30-2012, 02:40 PM
What sounds stupid to those bereft of logic, reason, scientific method ,
the produce there of, and the necessities of critical thinking is of little
consequence as the stupidity is all theirs. One can not reject all that is
productive of intelligent thought and at once claim access thereto.or
useful extrapolations there from.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
But then, if it weren't for abject ignorance coupled with utter stupidity,
a lack of mental acuity , disinformation and or mental illness there would
be no Christians at all.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha It can't; a beaver's testicles are internal. Despite the difficulties
posed by that arrangement, minced beavers' testicles were sometimes
added to tobacco in the olden days in North America to sweeten the
flavour. My only concern about this is that some idiots
might actually believe it is okay to kill a Beaver
because they can use it's "juice" for a medical
purpose. The rest is a good take on the ignorance
of the faithful.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
08-06-2012, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by tom kinight
What sounds stupid to those bereft of logic, reason, scientific method ,
the produce there of, and the necessities of critical thinking is of little
consequence as the stupidity is all theirs. One can not reject all that is
productive of intelligent thought and at once claim access thereto.or
useful extrapolations there from.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
But then, if it weren't for abject ignorance coupled with utter stupidity,
a lack of mental acuity , disinformation and or mental illness there would
be no Christians at all.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha It can't; a beaver's testicles are internal. Despite the difficulties
posed by that arrangement, minced beavers' testicles were sometimes
added to tobacco in the olden days in North America to sweeten the
flavour. My only concern about this is that some idiots
might actually believe it is okay to kill a Beaver
because they can use it's "juice" for a medical
purpose. The rest is a good take on the ignorance
of the faithful.
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Oooh, nice plagiarism.
But can I ask , did you verify this claim? Or did you just have faith in a random webpage where you copy/pasted this piece from?
If you tried to verified that, I would suggest you get out of here. We don't want any beaver dick staring creeps here
If you didn't, why are you so easy to accept a webpage anyone could have written as true, and not believe the Holy Bible which was written by God?
I think Brother Ezekiel said it best:
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Then how do you account for the 14th century pictures, drawn by the very men who hunted them, showing exterior testicles? Have beaver evolved?
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So, that proves that you're wrong, we're right, and your faith should be in the Bible and not in internet strangers.
Cease this unhealthy obsession with animal testicles and join us in praying!
Praise Jesus!
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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