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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-04-2008, 01:22 AM
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i have not arrived to persecute u iv arivved to explain the truth so u dont gather up an army arounf false beleifs of juggalos and so wat if im a "potty mouth" i know im goin to a good place wen i die because im a good person
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If you want people to listen to you, don't come in swearing and shouting at them. Instead of getting your point across, we just think you're hopped up on goofballs, and that's not the impression you want to give, is it?
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-04-2008, 01:34 AM
ok ok i still dont agree but ill stop cursing as much ok being a juggalo is about being an individual and not doing something just to be popular or kool we do not worship ICP they just are juggalos as well and so what if we dress awsome and paint our faces and our music is violent so the piffle what if our intensions are truly good then we should all just get allong and not call echother heathens because we all belive in the same god
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-04-2008, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Juggalo69
WAT THE piffle!!!(again) first of all juggalos dont worshipp ICP they are just juggalos also juggalos are people that follow what they believe and dont give a piffle what other haters like you say about them and ICP uses violence to get there piont across because nobody will listen to anything else and dont say violence is "against god" because there are hundreds of christian extremests that bomb abortion clinics and ok so i cursed alot and called you what u really were that doesnt make me disrespectful u ask anyone that i know parents or kids alike i am very respectful and responsible and a good rolemodel not following bigot bitches like you who ask if im related to Crazy goth witches and no i am saying god exists but im making apiont that u will believ that jesus is the son of god but not that a normal person has talked to him
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I see. You break into people's houses, beat up people who have jobs and thus have more money than you, and you put your testicles into other people's soup, all like your violent Clown Overlords tell you to do, and you also bust uninvited into their forums and cuss and insult people, because you're so very respectable and responsible.
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NO!!!! goths worship the devil we worship god just in a better aspect
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A better aspect? Oh, I must hear this.
Could you try explaining? Maybe in complete sentences and paragraphs . . . you know, the way your English teacher would want you to write, assuming you'd made it past the 3rd grade?
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Originally Posted by Juggalo69
i have not arrived to persecute u iv arivved to explain the truth so u dont gather up an army arounf false beleifs of juggalos and so wat if im a "potty mouth" i know im goin to a good place wen i die because im a good person
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Really? Sounds like you decided to persecute us. I've heard no explanation of the truth, and the only "beliefs of juggalers" we've reviewed is the SONG YOUR CLOWN OVERLORDS WROTE TO DESCRIBE A JUGGALO.
Do you deny your Clown Masters? Will you masturbate into our macaroni as commanded, or will you abandon your faith?
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ok ok i still dont agree but ill stop cursing as much ok being a juggalo is about being an individual and not doing something just to be popular or kool we do not worship ICP they just are juggalos as well and so what if we dress awsome and paint our faces and our music is violent so the piffle what if our intensions are truly good then we should all just get allong and not call echother heathens because we all belive in the same god
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You dress like trailer trash and look like homeless people. That's "awesome"?
We don't believe in some Clown Demon like you, sorry.
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-04-2008, 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Juggalo69
ok ok i still dont agree but ill stop cursing as much ok being a juggalo is about being an individual and not doing something just to be popular or kool we do not worship ICP they just are juggalos as well and so what if we dress awsome and paint our faces and our music is violent so the piffle what if our intensions are truly good then we should all just get allong and not call echother heathens because we all belive in the same god
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Go and have a Faygo you heathen fornicating scum.
Praise God
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-04-2008, 04:51 AM
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EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!! first off piffle off oh yah i forgot you hippocrtical bastards are are against a personal choice of homosexualality and that is y ur against juggalos those who teach equality. Justina ur a juggalo right? back me up the piffleing chickens are afraid of anything different and how do you know what the lord aproves of have YOU talked to him because that would make a a crazy lunatic to like u call violent j. How do you know god or jesus wouldnt be a juggalo if they were good people than they would be or wouldnt mind people in these forums calling everything the work of satan have nothing to do in there lives and the other people that do just use this religion as a front to carryout there piffleed up beliefs you all can ask me any questions about juf=ggalos and y they are heathen and i will forum piffle you bitches
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Where did you get that idea?? I am a member of this church and a Christian lady! You, young "man," with your primitive language skills and your toilet mouth, would do well to be careful how you address the people on this Godly forum--unless it is your wish to be permanently banned.
And the females of your ridiculous group are called juggalettes. If you're going to insult me, kindly do it using the proper terminology!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-04-2008, 06:14 AM
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EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!! first off piffle off oh yah i forgot you hippocrtical bastards are are against a personal choice of homosexualality and that is y ur against juggalos those who teach equality. Justina ur a juggalo right? back me up the piffleing chickens are afraid of anything different and how do you know what the lord aproves of have YOU talked to him because that would make a a crazy lunatic to like u call violent j. How do you know god or jesus wouldnt be a juggalo if they were good people than they would be or wouldnt mind people in these forums calling everything the work of satan have nothing to do in there lives and the other people that do just use this religion as a front to carryout there piffleed up beliefs
you all can ask me any questions about juf=ggalos and y they are heathen and i will forum piffle you bitches
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Oh i see the scum bucket heathen animal loving fornicating baby killing blood drinking rotting knobs thought of intelligence is really shining now.
Must have got a computer for its 10th birthday.....
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-04-2008, 11:54 AM
This cult was started by Louis Prima IIRC.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-04-2008, 05:33 PM
ok For god sake im talking to you why do u think were scum fornicating baby killers what led you to that idea and justina im sorry i must have misunderstood ur post and Jenny the song "what is a juggalo" is just a way of getting the point acroos of what a juggalo is we dont really do anything in that song but it is an exageration to say we dont give a piffle and yes a better aspect because we dont bomb abortion clinic yell at and beatup gays and anybody of a different religion yes the juggalos you saw (who may as well bein posers) were dressing baggy and nasty looking that doesnt meen all juggalos dress like that and who the piffle is Louis Prima IIRC.
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-04-2008, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Juggalo69
ok For god sake im talking to you why do u think were scum fornicating baby killers what led you to that idea and justina im sorry i must have misunderstood ur post and Jenny the song "what is a juggalo" is just a way of getting the point acroos of what a juggalo is we dont really do anything in that song but it is an exageration to say we dont give a piffle and yes a better aspect because we dont bomb abortion clinic yell at and beatup gays and anybody of a different religion yes the juggalos you saw (who may as well bein posers) were dressing baggy and nasty looking that doesnt meen all juggalos dress like that and who the piffle is Louis Prima IIRC.
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Ah. So the song "What is a Juggalo" is a way of saying what a Juggalo is.
I never would have suspected that. Or SAID that.
Now tell me, in English (instead of your chosen tongue, which I take to be a combination of Clown and Retard) what YOU think that song tells you a Juggalo is. I already said what I think it says a Juggalo is . . . trailer trash, envious of anyone with an actual job and income, and happy to physically assault anyone who is his better while in a drunken rage.
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-05-2008, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Juggalo69
EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!! first off piffle off oh yah i forgot you hippocrtical bastards are are against a personal choice of homosexualality and that is y ur against juggalos those who teach equality.
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What's so hypocritical about that? We hate queers, we hate Juggalos, and so we hate queer Marxist-Leninist Juggalos. That sounds 100% consistent to me.
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Justina ur a juggalo right?
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Wow. I'm used to Satan's servants making vicious attacks on us, but that is truly below the belt. That may be the nastiest slander against a decent Christian I have ever seen.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-05-2008, 02:08 AM
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Ah. So the song "What is a Juggalo" is a way of saying what a Juggalo is.
I never would have suspected that. Or SAID that.
Now tell me, in English (instead of your chosen tongue, which I take to be a combination of Clown and Retard) what YOU think that song tells you a Juggalo is. I already said what I think it says a Juggalo is . . . trailer trash, envious of anyone with an actual job and income, and happy to physically assault anyone who is his better while in a drunken rage.
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What about the song hood rats by blaze? or spin the bottle by twiztid? They say that sex before marriage is ok when God says its not! All you juggalos and lettes are a bunch of freaks I know what really goes on @ the shows! I used to go when I was a heathen, I was a juggalette but thank God I finally got saved! Oh and what about the chant? Family, family,!? Ha this aughta be good!
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-05-2008, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Juggalo69
ok For god sake im talking to you why do u think were scum fornicating baby killers what led you to that idea and justina im sorry i must have misunderstood ur post and Jenny the song "what is a juggalo" is just a way of getting the point acroos of what a juggalo is we dont really do anything in that song but it is an exageration to say we dont give a piffle and yes a better aspect because we dont bomb abortion clinic yell at and beatup gays and anybody of a different religion yes the juggalos you saw (who may as well bein posers) were dressing baggy and nasty looking that doesnt meen all juggalos dress like that and who the piffle is Louis Prima IIRC.
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Ahem...
Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 04-21-2008 at 01:11 AM.
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
03-17-2008, 01:31 AM
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Ahem...
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Brother Bathfire, I do hope that isn't how Juggalos celebrate Easter!
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
09-05-2008, 09:38 PM
I thought I'd read something about Juggalos here.
Perhaps Dead Dog would like to review this thread and tell us again about how "Christian" the Insane Juggalo Pussies are?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
09-06-2008, 05:02 PM
On behalf of some struggling souls in the UK I would like to thank Sister Jenny D for alerting us to this crazed cult of Jiggaboo...
It is a new one on us...
As yet we have not encountered any of these heathen satanspawn ................yet.
It amazes me that anyone can embrace an abberration such as rap as having any aspect of holiness about it...
I suppose that underlines the satanic origins of this jiggleloo cult...
After all, how could rap be anything except profane . We need go no further than see what terribly bad poetry it is , to see at once it is demonic and beyond salvation...
Surely more than me must have spotted that rap just needs a 'c' adding to make it self defining...
As for that poster JugglersElbow96 , well he is a one...
At least I suspect he is, or she , or it, is... a ONE.
I noticed he berated a saved poster for not
" respecting the individual choice about being a homosexual"...or some such nonsense.
Now hang on... ever since the 70's homoloos and dykeloos have been banging away about how their personal perversions are not choices,
but rather they are " just made that way "...
Now , what exactly is this poster Jigglersgrope33 trying to warn us about...
That he has discovered a plot wherein all those sinful depraved perverted homos and dyksters have been lying to us, and they all know they just up and opted to sin...
Or , maybe that just slipped out by accident, and it was God's will that this deceitful Juggling Bo' be snared by his own arrogance into offering us that intel...
As if we didn't know...
Still, it is good to see one of their own trip over their own lying tongues in such a porch/rocker/and banjo sort of way.
I say this with deepest Chritian charity JinglingBullsh** , burn in deepest hell for all eternity...
Seek Salvation in Him,
or His Judgement will seek you.
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
09-06-2008, 05:15 PM
Disturbingly enough, it appears that these servants of Satan are interbreeding with other, equally despicable cults:
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
09-06-2008, 05:52 PM
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Insane Juggalo Pussies
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Sweet JESUS, Reverend, that sounds like Rrrock and Rrrrroll!
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
09-06-2008, 07:42 PM
wow. you people are horrible. you are so full of hate towards everyone that is not you. how can you people call yourselves spawn of god when you want everyone who is not as you call perfect to rot in hell. help your fellow human being, dont tell tyhem to go to hell. and i cant beleive you people call yourselves preachers and whatver. you are all barbaric.
MCL
(much clown love)
and watup juggablow?
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
09-06-2008, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by colafood
wow. you people are horrible. you are so full of hate towards everyone that is not you. how can you people call yourselves spawn of god when you want everyone who is not as you call perfect to rot in hell. help your fellow human being, dont tell tyhem to go to hell. and i cant beleive you people call yourselves preachers and whatver. you are all barbaric.
MCL
(much clown love)
and watup juggablow?
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Did you read the lyrics, describing what a "juggalo" is?
It's disgusting, violent, anti-Christian, and depraved. All such cretins will, indeed, burn in Hell unless they give up their juggalo ways and become Saved© True Christians™!
Do you WANT to go to Hell?
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion -
09-07-2008, 02:24 AM
its a JOKE! that is not what a juggalo is. that is just a song. a juggalo is someone who doesnt care what people think of them. they just try to be themselves. they also are good people, just most are in tough spots like their born into poverty, or things like that. juggalos will not go to hell. they are accepting and loving and embrace life in all forms.
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