Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > PRAYER REQUESTS
Reload this Page Obama keeps trying to shut down my business!
PRAYER REQUESTS Please check regularly

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Abraham Kingsley's Avatar
Abraham Kingsley Abraham Kingsley is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Tell her once True Christian Provider™ award Ex-liberal

 
Posts: 163
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the presence of the Almighty.
Abraham Kingsley has bribed people to get these reputation points.Abraham Kingsley has bribed people to get these reputation points.Abraham Kingsley has bribed people to get these reputation points.Abraham Kingsley has bribed people to get these reputation points.Abraham Kingsley has bribed people to get these reputation points.Abraham Kingsley has bribed people to get these reputation points.Abraham Kingsley has bribed people to get these reputation points.Abraham Kingsley has bribed people to get these reputation points.Abraham Kingsley has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-07-2011, 12:51 AM

I need your prayers. One of my employees keeps making false accusations against me, but I don't know which one it is! This is the 4th time I've gotten a notice from the health department, stating my that the massage parlor I own does not comply with the current health codes. I've already paid almost $10,000 in fines for my masseuses not having the right "permits!" It's not my fault none of my employees can't read or write English! I've also received threats of being shut down because my employees occasionally are "scantily dressed" while performing their duties (i.e. giving a massage, pleasing our customers, speaking with customers over the telephone). I am shocked and appalled that such a claim would be made against any one in my employment. I am a man of God and will not stand for any of my employees prancing around bare naked.

The government should be happy that I'm running such a fine establishment! But what do I get from them instead? FINES AND THREATS OF BEING SHUT DOWN! I'm promoting what this country needs right now - SMALL AMERICAN BUSINESS!

And my employees should be GRATEFUL that I've given them jobs! I've brought them out of the hell-hole of a home they call Thailand and given them a place to sleep, food to eat, and a job. Is it too much to ask for that I demand all of my customers leave happy and satisfied? These damn non-English speaking brats have gotten too spoiled with the kind and loving ways I've been treating them. They don't understand the American work ethic. They complain that I'm working them "too hard." And one of them even has the audacity to report me to the police! For what? Giving her a bed to sleep in? How ungrateful.

My brothers and sisters in Christ, I ask you for your prayers in my hour of need. Pray that God give me the patience during these trying times, discernment for disciplining my employee(s) who have (has) been unfaithful to me, and wisdom for dealing with the corrupt communist Obamanomics government


GOD SUPPORTS CAPITALISM! END THE COMMUNIST TYRANNY!!
THE BIBLE SUPPORTS FREE MARKET CAPITALISM!
Genesis 1:28
THE CHURCH IN JERUSALEM (ACTS 8:1) WAS THE MOST POVERTY STRICKEN CHURCH IN THE NEW TESTAMENT! GOD PUNISHED THEM FOR THEIR SOCIALISTIC WAYS!
OBAMA IS TURNING US INTO THE POVERTY AND SIN-RIDDEN CHURCH OF JERUSALEM!
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Pastor Billy-Reuben's Avatar
Pastor Billy-Reuben Pastor Billy-Reuben is offline
Senior Pastor
VP of Evangelical Outreach
On FIRE for Jesus
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College Saved 10 Years 4th Year Bible College 2008 Witch Hunt Award Long service medal, 1st class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Tithing Manager True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '02 Real American™ Senior Pastor Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound Jailed for JESUS Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY!

 
Posts: 6,016
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Libertydale, NC
Pastor Billy-Reuben will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Billy-Reuben will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Billy-Reuben will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Billy-Reuben will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Billy-Reuben will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Billy-Reuben will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Billy-Reuben will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Billy-Reuben will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Billy-Reuben will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Billy-Reuben will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Billy-Reuben will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my busines! - 07-07-2011, 04:11 AM

I'm praying, brother.

It's a sad state of affairs when someone can't provide jobs without getting hassled by the government for it.

Lord willing, Obama will get voted out before he can finish fundamentally transforming America into some commie wasteland.

Pastor Billy-Reuben


Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
#ChristianLivesMatter

Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Jedediah's Avatar
Jedediah Jedediah is offline
True Christian™ Creation Scientist
Fisher of Men
True Christian™

True Scientist™ Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Real American™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Ex-Gay Bronze Tither The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Jr. Pastor Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas Christian Love One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Ready for the Rapture Eats the Most Pork True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior TC Bravery Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus

 
Posts: 6,835
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my busines! - 07-07-2011, 05:49 AM

It's as if Obama wants to persecute the job creators of our nation in the same manner that Christians were persecuted in the Roman Colosseum. His deep-seated hatred for God, Country, and the Free Enterprise System is everyday becoming more and more apparent.

There is little doubt that the Obama Regime feels threatened that these young Siamese lasses are now in a perfect position to hear about the Good News and about Jesus' desire to form a personal relationship with them, much as liebrals were threatened when Godly Ralph Reed advocated for laborers in the Northern Marianas, who were given a golden opportunity to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption.

Now these women will likely return to their mud huts and worship their false gods, ensuring their place in the lake of fire for all eternity. And all because Obama hates Freedom and hates God. Shameful.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
MisterM's Avatar
MisterM MisterM is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Iceland Heaven Bound Honorary Ex-Eskimo True Christian Caucasian True Christian™ Real American™ Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound TC Bravery Pro-Life Flat Earth Tell her once Porn Resistant One Year/1000 posts Eats the Most Pork Christian Love True Republican Public Awareness Medal True Christian Provider™ award True Christian Hotrodder

 
Posts: 1,479
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Sinful north, near the Eskimos
MisterM has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMisterM has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMisterM has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMisterM has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMisterM has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMisterM has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMisterM has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMisterM has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMisterM has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMisterM has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureMisterM has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my busines! - 07-07-2011, 07:04 AM

This is so sad. America has still lot of unemployed people and what does the government do? They try to shutdown the employers.

I pray for You, Mr Kingsley.

And maybe we all True Christians could support your business by using your massage parlor time to time. Maybe you could give us some sort of member card with discount?

YiC, M


Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Redeemed Papist's Avatar
Redeemed Papist Redeemed Papist is offline
Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
True Christian™

Ex-Mary Worshipper Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture One Year/1000 posts Christian Love Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Tell her once Flat Earth Porn Resistant Ex-Brit Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Ex-eurotrash True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Punched the most queers Super Soaker Baptism Award TC Bravery True Scientist™ True Heterosexual™ Batman Shooting Survivor True Scientist™ Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club The Lord’s Witness Wound Pro-Life Teabag Patriot Touched by Jesus Gold Tither Anti-sodomy Hands Off

 
Posts: 10,391
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Redeemed Papist will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my busines! - 07-07-2011, 12:24 PM

I see you are plagued with godless bean counters in the US as well as here in England.

These are dark times for us.

We have had a woman rule us for far too long. No wonder God hates our nation.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Col. Hank McGuinness's Avatar
Col. Hank McGuinness Col. Hank McGuinness is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 39
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Alabama
Col. Hank McGuinness is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Exclamation Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-17-2011, 06:51 PM

This is EXACTLY what Obama wants, he wants to sell all of our business to the chinese and whilst he's at it he wants future generation of our children to be raped repeatedly by communists!!

Whilst I don't approve of physical contact with anyone as a rule, your massage parlor does sound appealing and you have the right to run your own business how you please, that was untill OBAMA got in the doors.

This good country is sailing straight to hell and Obama is stood at the front waving his gun about, smoking on his crack pupe, sipping his 40 and polluting the airwaves with his nigra gangster rap.

This can not continue brother, I hope you manage to beat the system.

Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
MissMaryMartin MissMaryMartin is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 6
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Jackson, Mississippi
MissMaryMartin is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-18-2011, 03:49 AM

I hope you'll allow my prayer group to send our prayers to you in hope that this monster will stop trying to ruin America and all it's citizens!
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
The Disciple's Avatar
The Disciple The Disciple is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 74
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: A Heart beat away.
The Disciple is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.The Disciple is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-25-2011, 08:18 AM

Another sad tale of persecution by the Government trying to ruin the life of a small businessman.

I'm pretty sure your service in the area is 2nd to none and may sustain a price increase therefore making your customers pay the despicable fines for you.
I'm sorry this is the only advice I can offer but I will be saying a prayer for you at the earliest opportunity.


Exod.22

" 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
rub's Avatar
rub rub is offline
Unsaved trash, godmocking fool
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 9
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: On a pyramid looking down my nose at other religions
rub is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-25-2011, 03:33 PM

Genesis 44

1And he commanded the steward .... house, saying, Fill the men... as much as they can carry, and put every man's money in his... mouth.


3As soon as the morning was light, the men were sent away, they and their asses.


John 6:53
Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.
Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
rub's Avatar
rub rub is offline
Unsaved trash, godmocking fool
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 9
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: On a pyramid looking down my nose at other religions
rub is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-25-2011, 05:06 PM

Genesis 44
2And put my .... in the... mouth of the youngest, and his corn money. And he did according to ... had spoken


John 6:53
Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
Zechariah Smyth's Avatar
Zechariah Smyth Zechariah Smyth is offline
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Tell her once Flat Earth Real American™ True Christian™ Christian Love The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life Teabag Patriot 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Ex-Gay Eats the Most Pork Saved 1 Year True Republican 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Gunfest '14 Stamp of Approval Anti-sodomy Pancake Dinner Vickers Pastor Ezekiel Heaven Bound TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Cup of Jesus Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Life

 
Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-25-2011, 05:14 PM

I see you have to tamper with the Word of God in order to present yourself as even more of an idiot. Perhaps you should reread Revelation 22:19.



YiC,

Z. Smyth
Posted via Mobile Device
Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Fleabitten Wolf's Avatar
Fleabitten Wolf Fleabitten Wolf is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 20
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: cross-dressing city
Fleabitten Wolf is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fleabitten Wolf is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-26-2011, 05:30 PM

I will be praying for you brother.

No *racial slur removed* shall tell a man of God how to run his business. Those apes should be appreciating the wonderful example you're setting across americans. They should just return to whichever profane land they came from and leave us good men to peace.
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
Fleabitten Wolf's Avatar
Fleabitten Wolf Fleabitten Wolf is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 20
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: cross-dressing city
Fleabitten Wolf is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fleabitten Wolf is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-26-2011, 05:36 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
I see you have to tamper with the Word of God in order to present yourself as even more of an idiot. Perhaps you should reread Revelation 22:19.



YiC,

Z. Smyth
Posted via Mobile Device
A mobile device? What is this are you a profane? No blasphemy shall be tolerated here.

Are you a man of God or are you part of some evil cult? Better get rid of that thing before He decides to smite you.
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
Billy Bob Jenkins's Avatar
Billy Bob Jenkins Billy Bob Jenkins is offline
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Ex-Masturbator Parking Lot Tither True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Home Schooled True Christian Hotrodder Teabag Patriot The Hatchet Child Rearing Award One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Ex-treehugger Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Mission to Korea Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-26-2011, 05:40 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Venerated Wolf View Post
I will be praying for you brother.

No *racial slur removed* shall tell a man of God how to run his business. Those apes should be appreciating the wonderful example you're setting across americans. They should just return to whichever profane land they came from and leave us good men to peace.
Since the darkies have been molly coddled by the liberals, they have grown especially sensitive. To keep them from burning down and looting their own neighborhoods, we employ the more compassionate term "nigra", "nigro", or just "nig" to refer to jigaboos.


The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
Zechariah Smyth's Avatar
Zechariah Smyth Zechariah Smyth is offline
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Tell her once Flat Earth Real American™ True Christian™ Christian Love The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life Teabag Patriot 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Ex-Gay Eats the Most Pork Saved 1 Year True Republican 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Gunfest '14 Stamp of Approval Anti-sodomy Pancake Dinner Vickers Pastor Ezekiel Heaven Bound TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Cup of Jesus Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Life

 
Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default 07-26-2011, 05:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Venerated Wolf View Post
A mobile device? What is this are you a profane? No blasphemy shall be tolerated here.

Are you a man of God or are you part of some evil cult? Better get rid of that thing before He decides to smite you.
Please don't be a fool. I will use every implement that God has seen fit to provide me in order to spread His Word.

A local boy recently used a hammer to kill his parents: does that make all hammers evil? You sound like the kind of person who calls for "gun control" when some poor Norwegian lad tries to defend himself from mooslim extremists.



YiC,

Z. Smyth
Posted via Mobile Device
Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
Fleabitten Wolf's Avatar
Fleabitten Wolf Fleabitten Wolf is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 20
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: cross-dressing city
Fleabitten Wolf is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fleabitten Wolf is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-26-2011, 06:00 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
Since the darkies have been molly coddled by the liberals, they have grown especially sensitive. To keep them from burning down and looting their own neighborhoods, we employ the more compassionate term "nigra", "nigro", or just "nig" to refer to jigaboos.
As I understand it, a very good man told me that this Smyth person has proven himself to be a man of God already and for this intrusion, I am very sorry Smyth.

As for them banana benders, I will make sure to use the appropriate term. Thanks much brother.
Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
Brother Harold Porter's Avatar
Brother Harold Porter Brother Harold Porter is offline
Landover Senior Outreach
Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Bronze Tither True Scientist™ True Christian Hotrodder Christian Love 1st Year Bible College Real American™ Friend of Jesus Ex-Gay Flat Earth One Year/1000 posts Ex-liberal Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas The Lord’s Witness Wound TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Tagging for Jesus Saved 1 Year Eats the Most Pork True Republican Early riser Teabag Patriot Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior Saved 5 Years 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Stamp of Approval The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Public Awareness Medal Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts BFF of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Asked questions later Trump of GOD True Heterosexual™

 
Posts: 8,237
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Freehold Senior Estates
Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Harold Porter will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-27-2011, 02:12 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Venerated Wolf View Post
As I understand it, a very good man told me that this Smyth person has proven himself to be a man of God already and for this intrusion, I am very sorry Smyth.

As for them banana benders, I will make sure to use the appropriate term. Thanks much brother.

Much better, my friend. I know my Brother Smyth well and, as a devout True Christian™ man, I am certain he forgives you. We are commanded to do so.

Matthew 18:21-22 "Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."

Now, let's have an introduction in the proper forum. Tell us about yourself, what church you attend, your most cherished verse of Scripture and any filthy sin that you need Jesus' help with to keep at bay.

In Christ


Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
Fleabitten Wolf's Avatar
Fleabitten Wolf Fleabitten Wolf is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 20
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: cross-dressing city
Fleabitten Wolf is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fleabitten Wolf is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-27-2011, 04:32 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
Much better, my friend. I know my Brother Smyth well and, as a devout True Christian™ man, I am certain he forgives you. We are commanded to do so.

Matthew 18:21-22 "Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."

Now, let's have an introduction in the proper forum. Tell us about yourself, what church you attend, your most cherished verse of Scripture and any filthy sin that you need Jesus' help with to keep at bay.

In Christ
Maybe later as I am a bit busy right now.

Funny enough, Pastor Ezekiel gave me an infraction for my last reply (the one where I apologized, no idea why). I do not know whatwhat the infractions are for but it is a shame that there is no way to contact said pastor. I take it I am not welcomed here?
Reply With Quote
(#19)
Old
Billy Bob Jenkins's Avatar
Billy Bob Jenkins Billy Bob Jenkins is offline
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Ex-Masturbator Parking Lot Tither True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Home Schooled True Christian Hotrodder Teabag Patriot The Hatchet Child Rearing Award One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Ex-treehugger Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Mission to Korea Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-27-2011, 04:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fleabitten Wolf View Post
Maybe later as I am a bit busy right now.

Funny enough, Pastor Ezekiel gave me an infraction for my last reply (the one where I apologized, no idea why). I do not know whatwhat the infractions are for but it is a shame that there is no way to contact said pastor. I take it I am not welcomed here?
The infractions are little friendly warnings that you are on the road to Hell and you need to get right with Jesus. If I were you I would be worried about the infraction at the end of the road, the one Jesus is going to give you right before He tosses you into Hell.


The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
Reply With Quote
(#20)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-27-2011, 04:40 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fleabitten Wolf View Post
Maybe later as I am a bit busy right now.

Funny enough, Pastor Ezekiel gave me an infraction for my last reply (the one where I apologized, no idea why). I do not know whatwhat the infractions are for but it is a shame that there is no way to contact said pastor. I take it I am not welcomed here?
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you want to contact me privately, all you have to do is click on the link at the bottom of my signature.

Is your furry costume obscuring your vision, boy?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved